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“<strong>The</strong> cleaner.”<br />

<strong>The</strong>y all laughed and braced themselves for a shot of vodkas. I was still<br />

struggling to make out their accents but I suppose after a while abroad you lose<br />

that regional twang, as you struggle to make yourself understood by the masses.<br />

I wondered if I was losing my Yorkshire twang.<br />

I remembered that people at university said they couldn’t understand me and<br />

then when I went back to Bradford I got told that I was speaking like a toff.<br />

That could mean anything and nothing in Bradford though. I think I learnt to<br />

balance my speech and actually tailor it to the individual or group I was<br />

speaking to.<br />

<strong>The</strong>y went through another round of jokes and vodkas and when someone<br />

would tell a stinker he had to drink. Clever game. I had run out of my Camels<br />

and threw a joke out at them as I walked passed.<br />

“What’s the worst thing about being a clown?” I said then answered without<br />

missing a beat. “Getting the cum stains out ya costume the next day.”<br />

It was a pretty risky joke but I believe that outrageous can be funny, ridiculous<br />

can be funny, actually everything can be funny with the right build and<br />

circumstances. <strong>The</strong>y must have agreed because they roared with laughter and<br />

invited me to sit down.

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