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It seemed much funnier under the influence of dubious medication. We continued on our way and I began to make a mental tally of our guests and our cost. The Polish wedding was a real treat. We as the hosts put on free food, six courses and treats for the tables for in between the official dishes as well as free alcohol. The rule was a bottle of vodka for each guest and then a few bottles of wine for each table. The whole thing was a good excuse for free food and drink. One of our neighbours in the village invited themselves and their family. I went fucking mental with Elly when she told me. That happened later. What happened next that day probably set me up for my later problems. We visited the Uncle who had rubbed his belly at me, the one with the St.Bernard and the whiskey. I partially recall trying to explain my medical predicament then giving in and drinking heavily with my new favourite Uncle. On my way out I told his daughter, the mother of the little boy, that if she was single one of my friends from England would be happy to look after her. Elly told me that I said that he liked girls with big boobs, it is completely possible but I don’t remember it. The next journey could have lasted minutes or hours because I was hanging out of the car window like a dog. It didn’t work and when we arrived at Elly’s friend’s house, my favourite Ken doll was chopping wood in the yard. The
meeting didn’t last very long though as upon my entrance I slipped down the stairs and straight into a tray of cakes. This is where Kins filled in a blank for me because when I went to the bathroom to clean myself up I apparently called him and told him of my escape attempts. I think I had well and truly lost it at this point. I just remember waking up and feeling great. I had a hole the size of the Tatra mountains in my memory but physically I was great. Elly informed me that I’d been ribbing Ken doll with a load of farmer jokes. Again I wasn’t sure if it was true but some of the stuff sounded like me. I allegedly said that all farmers were gay because they spent so much time with their hands on cocks and asses, something about bulls charging that either Elly misremembered or wasn’t funny when I said it and I also accused all farmers of being untrustworthy because they are known for spreading shit. I made myself laugh anyway and it seemed that everyone else took me in good spirits. That or Poland really does love a drunk. We spent the next few weekends handing out the invites but nothing as memorable happened. All that did happen was Elly devolved into a whining, self-centred princess. I wasn’t sure if it was pregnancy or just that she had read too many fairytales and expected her English gentleman to take care of her.
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Some of the top sixers only closed
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tried to gather my thoughts he recl
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He was a bearded God though. If onl
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Cathy was coming by tomorrow but I
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She strode through the rolling barr
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We didn’t really have any plans f
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“Where ever your promotion is.”
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How fucking insane would that shit
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Royce was whacking away to an escor
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We were interrupted by the arrival
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“I love the jaja.” She muffled.
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est of my life and more nervous abo
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A country manager’s job! Wait did
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She pulled an angry face at me but
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Every call went the same. I’d dia
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considered staying in bed all day w
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Elly was checking out the make-up i
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With that she kissed my cheek and t
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“I saw show about them.” She sa
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called it with a wall mounted flat
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I was awoken by Monika banging on t
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me there were mitigating circumstan
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There were about six, maybe more ar
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was soup. It didn’t look very edi
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and once I caught a tram I ended up
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Waking up with Elly’s drool was a
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“Can you put me one in as well pl
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We returned to the flat at 5 or 6 p
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We had watched a movie about vampir
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“You are big boss man. You make t
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potato. Everything got mashed toget
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“Yes.” Yes to what nimrod? “I
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I knew this was part of the job and
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The balloon turned out to be a bles
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customer service section. Monika fo
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I had planned a simple test. For ea
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worked. All the things we took for
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was now tugging on his belt and I c
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I rushed down the stairs in a very
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“Ok, bye.” I said to him roundi
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I hoped they had gone shopping or t
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about Elly and what our future held
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him and was glad to see Andy Gray a
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I stood at the bar patiently and by
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“You’re not a scum are you?”
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I realised how much I missed it. I
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closed it must drive their clientel
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The first I recognised as the women
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“Why did you learn the language t
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The wine tasting was a crock of shi
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The Communists were her period and
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“I am happy either way.” I cont
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of her neck, underneath her hair. I
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“Here, here.” I said passing an
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By the looks I guessed not. I looke
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The only problem was that I didn’
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My target was romantic not perfect.
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Elly’s tea and juice. There is no
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massive elaborate practical joke on
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moment to pounce and punch in the l
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It wasn’t a little blob or a pean
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“We always were for me.” I said
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Finally we just got on and sat down
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“A movie? Writers never get any c
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Could I muster a fake smile? I trie
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We exchanged pleasantries between j
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“No, it’s not normal is it? It
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She got very tetchy when I told her
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in England I could use my words to
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I had always liked glacier cherries
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Mum and Gran burst into tears and h
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and that is what probably scared he
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“Are you trying to scare Elly?”
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industrial complex more than a scho
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I was a relaxed, comfortable driver
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You can think it and hell you might
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“Wait.” I said holding up my ha
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We made our way over to my Nan who
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“I think she is called Louise. I
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I had no idea and I hadn’t though
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sweat build up on my back and chest
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“Kins! Kins! Kinsy!” I shouted.
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“Not that kind of sponsor, silly.
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ut I was making slow progress and w
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called Meg. She was lovely and taug
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It was true, since arriving in Pola
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Elly told her family too much about
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“My Mum is giving us a house.”
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"Yes." She said as if it was a stup
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fast. I knew that I couldn’t comp
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We made our excuses as it was start
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If someone entertained Andrew would
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Chapter 23 I was minding my own bus
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“I have something else for you as
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I knew that it was a waiting game n
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They call it Disco-Pol and it is a
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might have been a desk jockey but m
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Nothing is as depressing as a depre
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went off, I understood what the cur
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“I’d rather have real builders
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had brought a blanket, some doggy t
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I remember thinking that it might n
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“No. I won the feature writer for
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I could have been nicer to the fema
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We continued but his leg was betwee
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From Elly’s side she invited Klau
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Page 271 and 272: “How’s Elly and the bump?” Th
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Page 279: We shook hands and I returned home,
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