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Elly’s tea and juice. <strong>The</strong>re is no better place to make a pig of yourself than at a<br />

free breakfast.<br />

Elly didn’t eat her sausages and I struggled them down with the last of my<br />

orange juice. Elly couldn’t wait for her surprise so she was rushing me and I<br />

really felt that I shouldn’t have eaten so much.<br />

I was doing little burps as she sped ahead of me, the sausage wafting back at me<br />

as I tried to keep pace. We reached our room and I slid in the key, a proper<br />

metal one, not an American movie plastic card thing. She jumped on the bed<br />

and I lifted the laptop up and passed her the poem.<br />

As she wondered around the room absorbing it, I collapsed onto the bed and<br />

unbuttoned my pants to allow the girth the freedom it needed. I was releasing a<br />

sausage smelling groan when she finished reading it and jumped aboard the<br />

Smelly James bouncy castle.<br />

I held in my vomit but as she pressed her lips strongly against my mouth I felt<br />

myself asking, why now?<br />

I rolled her over and excused myself to the bathroom for a little gargling.<br />

“I don’t mind the sausage.” She said undressing at the bathroom door.<br />

It turned out that we never got around to asking the receptionist what she could<br />

or couldn’t do.

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