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family. He and Elly jabbered away about God knows what but I just perched on
my bar stool and tried to concentrate on the TV.
That grew tiresome so I fired up the laptop and checked the footy results on the
BBC website. I was already missing Jeff Stelling and the rouges gallery.
“So English.” He said to me, I guessed. “You give me job.”
“Er, do you speak English well?” I asked guessing I had my answer from his
instant pleasantries.
“I am man of culture like you. I visited Sweden. I can work with you.” He
grunted monotonously.
“What was your last job?” I asked looking for a way out.
“I am pizza delivery.” He said very proudly.
“How old are you?”
“Twenty sex.” I wasn’t sure if it was a slip of the tongue or a joke.
“Did you like it?”
“Yes I like it very much. I am my own boss. I work when I want and don’t do
so much.”
What a perfect employee.
“Well you weren’t your own boss were you? That would have been stupid.”