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“No. I won the feature writer for Eastern European Development Publications.”<br />

I actually fell off my stool laughing.<br />

“What the fuck? <strong>The</strong>n I won the most improved managerial achievement award<br />

within my own office and employee of the month the last six weeks.”<br />

I hailed the barmaid for another drink while the award winning journalist<br />

stomped off to another round of back slapping and jolly-ho’s.<br />

I got my drink and felt revitalised enough to start mingling. I met a lot of boring<br />

people but I had never been in a room with so many aspiring writers who<br />

weren’t actually writing. I heard tons of bad plots, woes of writers block which I<br />

always countered with, ‘Wayne Rooney never seems to get footballers block’.<br />

<strong>The</strong>y’d invariable say that he had off games but miss the point that he still<br />

actually played. Writers write bad books, some writers never write a good book<br />

but if you can’t write it isn’t writers block it’s just that you’re not a writer.<br />

My favourite example was one of the teachers who babbled on about his story<br />

set in Roman times following various leaders and warriors lives. It sounded<br />

suspiciously like the BBC and HBO TV show ‘Rome’ but when I mentioned it<br />

to the guy he snapped back furiously that he ‘had thought of it first’. That show<br />

had already finished two seasons so if he had thought of it first, how the fuck<br />

hadn’t he finished his book?<br />

I was also quiet sure that you can’t claim to have thought of a story about Rome<br />

first. I know there is a Hollywood trend where they like to copy successful

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