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As I slouched down onto the couch Royce couldn’t keep his laughter in anymore and it burst out of him in a loud cackle. “Good fookin riddens my son.” He said. “What are we watching?” Ranieer said coming in with a burger. “Where is Cath?” “She is gone.” I replied. “For good.” Royce added swiftly. He wolfed down his burger and grinned at me with mustard staining his teeth. “Are we going out to play then?” I shook my head and flipped through the channels until I found a Red Dwarf re- run, smegging what I needed to recover my day. I thought I’d made the right move. Hell I wasn’t ready for kids and I certainly didn’t want a fully grown dependant weighing me down and siphoning my earnings. No, it was the right move. Well until I talked to Minkins PA on Monday morning. “I have booked you into the Courtly Lodge.” She said. “I didn’t know your girlfriends name so I just booked you in under Mr and Mrs. Williamson.”
How fucking insane would that shit have been. “It’ll just be me.” I replied. “It can’t be.” She reeled back in mock horror. At least I hope it was mock horror. What did she care about my romantic involvements anyway? “Why?” “You need to take your <strong>Polish</strong> girlfriend.” She said very seriously. “It is very important. You will thank me later.” She said handing me an itinerary. I certainly didn’t see the need. Maybe it was a swinger’s thing. I spent the rest of the day musing on how far I’d go for a promotion. Would I do a three way with the Minkins? If there was tequila, probably yeah. Would I do her? Yes. Would I do him? No. Would I let him do my girlfriend? I didn’t have one. Shit. Maybe I should get back with her and let Minkins fuck her, she was planning on fucking me. I don’t need a job. Lazy cow. When I got home I was in a panic and explained my situation to the Fin. “What the fuck am I gunna do?” I asked him.
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I knew this was part of the job and
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The balloon turned out to be a bles
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customer service section. Monika fo
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I had planned a simple test. For ea
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worked. All the things we took for
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was now tugging on his belt and I c
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I rushed down the stairs in a very
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“Ok, bye.” I said to him roundi
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I hoped they had gone shopping or t
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about Elly and what our future held
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him and was glad to see Andy Gray a
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I stood at the bar patiently and by
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“You’re not a scum are you?”
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I realised how much I missed it. I
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closed it must drive their clientel
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The first I recognised as the women
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“Why did you learn the language t
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The wine tasting was a crock of shi
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The Communists were her period and
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“I am happy either way.” I cont
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of her neck, underneath her hair. I
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“Here, here.” I said passing an
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By the looks I guessed not. I looke
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The only problem was that I didn’
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My target was romantic not perfect.
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Elly’s tea and juice. There is no
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massive elaborate practical joke on
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moment to pounce and punch in the l
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It wasn’t a little blob or a pean
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“We always were for me.” I said
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Finally we just got on and sat down
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“A movie? Writers never get any c
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Could I muster a fake smile? I trie
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We exchanged pleasantries between j
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“No, it’s not normal is it? It
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She got very tetchy when I told her
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in England I could use my words to
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I had always liked glacier cherries
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Mum and Gran burst into tears and h
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and that is what probably scared he
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“Are you trying to scare Elly?”
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industrial complex more than a scho
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I was a relaxed, comfortable driver
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You can think it and hell you might
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“Wait.” I said holding up my ha
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We made our way over to my Nan who
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“I think she is called Louise. I
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I had no idea and I hadn’t though
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sweat build up on my back and chest
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“Kins! Kins! Kinsy!” I shouted.
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“Not that kind of sponsor, silly.
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ut I was making slow progress and w
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called Meg. She was lovely and taug
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It was true, since arriving in Pola
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Elly told her family too much about
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“My Mum is giving us a house.”
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"Yes." She said as if it was a stup
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fast. I knew that I couldn’t comp
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We made our excuses as it was start
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If someone entertained Andrew would
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Chapter 23 I was minding my own bus
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“I have something else for you as
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I knew that it was a waiting game n
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They call it Disco-Pol and it is a
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might have been a desk jockey but m
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Nothing is as depressing as a depre
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went off, I understood what the cur
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“I’d rather have real builders
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had brought a blanket, some doggy t
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I remember thinking that it might n
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“No. I won the feature writer for
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I could have been nicer to the fema
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We continued but his leg was betwee
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From Elly’s side she invited Klau
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Monika and Aniesto snuck off somewh
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awake whilst simultaneously letting
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In the peace of the night with the
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took ourselves off to the black hol
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“It can’t be true anyway.” I
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joining the separate units together
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I was the one bleeding! I lifted he
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“He can’t do that to you. I won
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“I know. That’s why am doing it
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knock someone’s fucking block off
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“So what they want to wait until
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I sat there calmly thinking what to
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stood my ground and he regrouped. H
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him. He was bubbling over with jeal
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They weren’t triangulating his ce
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I continued to pelt him and he stop
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According to the police he was stil
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I had searched everywhere for what
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“What?” I said confused. I was
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We ended up agreeing that we’d go
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closer to a sixty hour week. After
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extremely close to accident. In tim
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enough as was driving on the opposi
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I had been invited to be a speaker
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etter reason, against evolution and
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that I had to piece together over t
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meeting didn’t last very long tho
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Elly had slowly learnt to cook and
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“How’s Elly and the bump?” Th
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“Here you are love, don’t forge
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What did that mean? Oh yeah that me
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“What about Poland?” I tried to
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We shook hands and I returned home,
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