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I nearly suggested that rings could be removed easier than tattoos but I thought better of it. I actually had a little speech prepared about how a golden ring had never stopped a pair of knickers falling off or a dick finding its way to somewhere it shouldn’t have been. I would have finished by telling Elly that only love and commitment prevented straying but she was very sensitive on the topic and veering away from her strict line meant that you were actually cheating. She was paranoid about it and saw opportunities for me to cheat that I was oblivious too. She noticed women flirting long before I did and her spidey senses usually tingled then she unleashed the beast. I had planned our Saturday perfectly and we would have been able to hit a lot of houses if we had only spurned a second drink of tea or second slice of cake. Elly agreed in principle but as we started at her Aunt and Granny’s house we quickly fell behind schedule. The weather was on top of me and I was taking an entire pharmacy for my cold. This meant I wasn’t pushing Elly as aggressively along our timeline, I was in fact silently enjoying the heady mixture of whatever rocket fuel I’d bought. This wasn’t Lemsip or Benecol. On the way out we stopped by Krueger’s kin to say hello and stroke the flea bags. The fresh air only seemed to worsen my haze and I began to think the goodbye vodka wasn’t mixing so well with one or more of my medications. I really don’t remember much of that meeting and the rest of the day is still a blur
that I had to piece together over time and with the recollections of Elly and Kins. I know that we visited an old lady but we didn’t leave the car as we were surrounded by guard dogs. It was only Elly’s Grandma’s friend anyway. We argued about why we were inviting her. She wasn’t close to Elly and it seemed absurd to me. “What does she do anyway?” I asked Elly. “She prepares animals for shows.” “What kind of shows?” I thought about it and discounted the likelihood it was for television shows. “Like they choose the best one.” She replied after a moment’s thought. “She grooms animals then?” Ha, I laughed to myself. “What?” She asked. “Does she ever do baby goats?” I said setting her up. “I don’t know, why?” She asked confused. “Just wondered if I could ask her about grooming kids.”
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Some of the top sixers only closed
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tried to gather my thoughts he recl
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He was a bearded God though. If onl
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Cathy was coming by tomorrow but I
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She strode through the rolling barr
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We didn’t really have any plans f
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“Where ever your promotion is.”
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How fucking insane would that shit
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Royce was whacking away to an escor
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We were interrupted by the arrival
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“I love the jaja.” She muffled.
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est of my life and more nervous abo
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A country manager’s job! Wait did
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She pulled an angry face at me but
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Every call went the same. I’d dia
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considered staying in bed all day w
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Elly was checking out the make-up i
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With that she kissed my cheek and t
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“I saw show about them.” She sa
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called it with a wall mounted flat
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I was awoken by Monika banging on t
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me there were mitigating circumstan
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There were about six, maybe more ar
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was soup. It didn’t look very edi
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and once I caught a tram I ended up
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Waking up with Elly’s drool was a
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“Can you put me one in as well pl
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We returned to the flat at 5 or 6 p
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We had watched a movie about vampir
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“You are big boss man. You make t
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potato. Everything got mashed toget
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“Yes.” Yes to what nimrod? “I
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I knew this was part of the job and
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The balloon turned out to be a bles
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customer service section. Monika fo
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I had planned a simple test. For ea
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worked. All the things we took for
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was now tugging on his belt and I c
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I rushed down the stairs in a very
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“Ok, bye.” I said to him roundi
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I hoped they had gone shopping or t
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about Elly and what our future held
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him and was glad to see Andy Gray a
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I stood at the bar patiently and by
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“You’re not a scum are you?”
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I realised how much I missed it. I
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closed it must drive their clientel
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The first I recognised as the women
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“Why did you learn the language t
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The wine tasting was a crock of shi
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The Communists were her period and
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“I am happy either way.” I cont
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of her neck, underneath her hair. I
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“Here, here.” I said passing an
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By the looks I guessed not. I looke
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The only problem was that I didn’
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My target was romantic not perfect.
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Elly’s tea and juice. There is no
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massive elaborate practical joke on
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moment to pounce and punch in the l
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It wasn’t a little blob or a pean
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“We always were for me.” I said
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Finally we just got on and sat down
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“A movie? Writers never get any c
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Could I muster a fake smile? I trie
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We exchanged pleasantries between j
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“No, it’s not normal is it? It
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She got very tetchy when I told her
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in England I could use my words to
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I had always liked glacier cherries
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Mum and Gran burst into tears and h
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and that is what probably scared he
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“Are you trying to scare Elly?”
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industrial complex more than a scho
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I was a relaxed, comfortable driver
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You can think it and hell you might
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“Wait.” I said holding up my ha
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We made our way over to my Nan who
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“I think she is called Louise. I
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I had no idea and I hadn’t though
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sweat build up on my back and chest
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“Kins! Kins! Kinsy!” I shouted.
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“Not that kind of sponsor, silly.
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ut I was making slow progress and w
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called Meg. She was lovely and taug
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It was true, since arriving in Pola
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Elly told her family too much about
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“My Mum is giving us a house.”
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"Yes." She said as if it was a stup
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fast. I knew that I couldn’t comp
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We made our excuses as it was start
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If someone entertained Andrew would
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Chapter 23 I was minding my own bus
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“I have something else for you as
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I knew that it was a waiting game n
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They call it Disco-Pol and it is a
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might have been a desk jockey but m
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Nothing is as depressing as a depre
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went off, I understood what the cur
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“I’d rather have real builders
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had brought a blanket, some doggy t
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I remember thinking that it might n
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“No. I won the feature writer for
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I could have been nicer to the fema
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We continued but his leg was betwee
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Page 237 and 238: I sat there calmly thinking what to
Page 239 and 240: stood my ground and he regrouped. H
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Page 249 and 250: I had searched everywhere for what
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Page 253 and 254: We ended up agreeing that we’d go
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Page 263: etter reason, against evolution and
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Page 271 and 272: “How’s Elly and the bump?” Th
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Page 279: We shook hands and I returned home,
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