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We should have walked.<br />

Neither I nor Elly were in a state to though so we bribed the guard and driver to<br />

let us sit on the bus and wait as they had wanted us to wait outside. I also bribed<br />

the guard to wake us up at our stop.<br />

I think the taxi would have been cheaper.<br />

It definitely would have been quicker.<br />

As we waited we looked at the pictures from earlier in the night.<br />

We laughed at an ice cube fight that started with me trying to get some into<br />

Elly’s cleavage, as if I was a basketball superstar. It didn’t work but her netball<br />

training helped her nail three in a row into my cleavage. It continued on the<br />

dance floor as Kins got a handful into his ass crack and then it was a free for all<br />

which spread beyond our group.<br />

It was enough to see us home and even though we didn’t need him to wake us I<br />

honoured my agreement and gave the guard his money. I tried to give Elly a<br />

piggy back but I underestimated either how drunk I still was or how much<br />

weight she had put on because I collapsed onto one knee outside the church. I<br />

ripped my jeans and bloodied my knee but I continued stumbling towards our<br />

home.

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