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New Classic Poems – Contemporary Verse That Rhymes

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<strong>New</strong> <strong>Classic</strong> <strong>Poems</strong><br />

Just For Fun<br />

Christmas Tree<br />

Angela Burns<br />

Oh Christmas tree the perfect size<br />

....A bit lopsided to my eyes<br />

We got you home, at no small price<br />

We’ve shaken off the snow and ice<br />

We wrestled with the blasted stand<br />

Now you’re erect <strong>–</strong> well mostly, and...<br />

Rotate the worst where no one cares<br />

And don’t forget the water... there...<br />

Someone says “forgot the sheet!”<br />

Lift, grunt, put plastic underneath<br />

Now plug the lights in for a test,<br />

Darn there’s a dud, where are the rest<br />

Ah, rob the others, we’ll make do<br />

We never liked those strings of blue<br />

Then round the tree, the lights are strung<br />

Every which way, bulbs are hung<br />

Give up on art just ram them on<br />

Contortions till the job is done<br />

Now hurry up, before we faint<br />

To decorations re-acquaint<br />

These baubles seen in broad daylight<br />

A motley crew they seem alright!<br />

Never mind, they have the charm<br />

Of years of use, surviving harm<br />

So gradually the gauds are placed<br />

On branches in the utmost taste<br />

We take a drink and in the lag<br />

Reset things which hide or sag<br />

A little crowded there I fear<br />

Move some more, what’s that we hear<br />

A rustle from the stand below<br />

The tree is tilting ... oh so slow...<br />

Grab it there! A mad revise<br />

It’s straight amid exhausted sighs<br />

But, oh dear, an ancient ball<br />

Shattered while we saved it all!<br />

Well, now the icicles are next<br />

We carefully pull them from their nest<br />

In twos and threes we place with care<br />

On ends of branches, silver hair<br />

And then the final touch of class<br />

The tree top gets a star at last<br />

Then underneath our special tree ...<br />

The gifts arranged in festive glee.<br />

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