New Classic Poems – Contemporary Verse That Rhymes
New Classic Poems – Contemporary Verse That Rhymes
New Classic Poems – Contemporary Verse That Rhymes
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<strong>New</strong> <strong>Classic</strong> <strong>Poems</strong><br />
Family Matters<br />
Dear Abby<br />
Anne Maarit Ghan<br />
Part I<br />
Dear Abby tell me what to do.<br />
My sex life sucks, my husband's blue.<br />
The trouble is, we have no time.<br />
We have five kids, so sex sublime<br />
Will have to wait till they are grown<br />
And once again our lives we own.<br />
But what to do till they are gone<br />
My husband wakes before it's dawn<br />
And wants to play Mustaf the Sheik<br />
While children through our doorway peek!<br />
I'm scared to breathe while we make out;<br />
I think they'll hear without a doubt.<br />
We turn the music up way high<br />
So I'd relax and dare to sigh.<br />
Yet still my mind remains next door,<br />
So hubby fears he is a bore.<br />
But that of course is not the case.<br />
He’s really hot, he's quite an ace.<br />
Now, tell me if we celibate<br />
Next eighteen years, what is our fate<br />
Perhaps we'll turn as cold as stone<br />
And wish we both just lived alone.<br />
Dear Abby tell me what to do<br />
Before my husband thinks we're through.<br />
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