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THE SPECTACLE FACTORY. 197<br />

them ;<br />

also to aged husbands of young wires ; also to<br />

foolish wires of wicked husbands; and as for lorere,<br />

both male and female, they always proride themselres<br />

with fairy spectacles before they buy the engagement<br />

ring.^<br />

"But how do all these people find you out, and<br />

7'<br />

how do they pay you for the spectacles? asked Ehoda.<br />

"They don't find me out; they don't eren know<br />

when they buy their glasses," replied the fairy, laughing<br />

maliciously.<br />

u I see that they need them, and I just fit<br />

on a pair and take my pay, without the other party<br />

being a bit the wiser."<br />

"But what pay I"<br />

u WeH, it raries; but it is mostly in common flame.<br />

We fairies need a great deal of sense to manage<br />

all the<br />

affairs we hare to handle; and the sorts of people I have<br />

mentioned don't seem to hare any use at all for it;<br />

so I just take the sense they don't use, and gire them<br />

fairy spectacles instead ; so both parties are suited, don't<br />

T;- ^ !"<br />

u And how do the Lilliputians pay yon I<br />

too!" asked Ehoda, laughing.<br />

In sense,<br />

tfo, in babies."<br />

"In tobies!"<br />

Yes, we bring them up for fkiries. We used to get<br />

them from the world, but now that the Shakers hare<br />

taken to the same business, the supply runs short; so we<br />

bay lilliput babies, and pay in spectacles.<br />

But there, I

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