PHASE 7 (Nicolas Goldbart/Argentina)A Nicolas Goldbart filmScreenplay: Nicolas GoldbartDaniel Hendler, Jazmin Stuart, Yayo Guridi, Carlos Bermejo, Abian Vainstein, Sung Kim Chang, Patricia Gutierrez,Federico LuppiRunning time: 96 min.Just when Coco <strong>and</strong> his seven months pregnant wife Pipi have settled in their new flat,the authorities hermetically seal the building. One of their neighbors seems to havebeen infected with the latest killer virus. The emergency phone number doesn’t work<strong>and</strong> the inhabitants are left to fend on their own. It doesn’t take long before the situationspirals out of control. Their neighbors turn into enemies <strong>and</strong> Coco is forced to forge analliance with the unstable <strong>and</strong> paranoid, but extremely well armed Horacio to protect hiswife <strong>and</strong> the contents of his fridge. Meanwhile outside the building, the world as weknow it, is rapidly disappearing.Luckily there are also films where you can have a good laugh with the end of all things.Phase 7, hailing from Argentina, presents us with the lighter <strong>and</strong> funnier side of theApocalypse. Director Nicolas Goldbart has found an original way to <strong>show</strong> the usual disintegration of society.Just when you think you know where the story is heading, he twists <strong>and</strong> turns it into a completely differentdirection. The humor is as absurd as it is outrageous, but it all remains perfectly credible. Federico Lupi(Cronos, The Devil’s Backbone) is outst<strong>and</strong>ing as Horacio, an elderly Rambo with a very itchy trigger finger.RAMMBOCK (Marvin Kren/Germany)A Marvin Kren filmScreenplay: Benjamin HesslerCast: Michael Fuith, Anka Graczy, Theo Trebs, Melanie Berke, Sabrina Caramanna, Emily Cox, Carsten Behrendt, Mila Gach, HaraldGeil, Sebastian Achilles,Jörn Hentschel, Arno Kölker, Brigitte Kren, Nenad Lucic, Steffen Münster, Ingrid BeerbaumRunning time: 64 min.A bunch of zombies is invading the German capital. Some survivors are stuck inan apartment complex which is surrounded by the raging hordes. One of them isMichael, who got the stupid idea of putting the pieces back together with his exgirlfriend. But there’s a snag; anxiety makes you hungry. And when the fridge isempty, while you yourself are on the menu of those folks downstairs, you have todo something, even if that means swapping with the neighbours; – food formedication, for instance. Michael <strong>and</strong> the other inhabitants do their utmost torespect this new mantra: eat or be eaten <strong>and</strong> trying to survive this nightmare inone piece, of course.A. Romero.Rammbock, a huge surprise at the last Cannes Film Market, offers a freshapproach to genre cinema. Marvin Kren, best known for his short movies(among which the multi-awarded Shautag), wraps up his feature in 64 minutes,by cutting through the flesh <strong>and</strong> going straight to the bone, with a story <strong>and</strong>characters that are more related to Danny Boyle <strong>and</strong> Zack Snyder than George52
RARE EXPORTS (Jalmari Hel<strong>and</strong>er/Finl<strong>and</strong>-France-Norway)A Jalmari Hel<strong>and</strong>er filmScreenplay: Jalmari Hel<strong>and</strong>erCast: Onni Tommila, Jorma Tommila, Tommi Korpela, Rauno Juvonen, Jonathan Hutchings, Ilmari Jarvenpaa, Peeter Jakobi,Per Christian Ellefsen, Risto Salmi, Jens Sivertsen, Sigmund Boe, Olav Pedersen, Nils M. Iselvmo, Steinar Skogstad, NilsNymo, Hjalmar IselvmoRunning time: 78 min.In the depths of the Korvatunturi mountains, 486 metres deep, lies Christmas’s mostclosely-guarded secret ever. But the time has come to dig it up! Way up north inFinl<strong>and</strong>, right on the border with Russia, lies one of Santa Claus’s supposed homes.For the last couple of months, an international team of “archaeologists,” working forSubzero Inc. <strong>and</strong> led by a weird Brit, has been mysteriously digging away at a largehill, wreaking havoc on the environment. The locals, mostly Samis <strong>and</strong> Lapl<strong>and</strong>ers,are furious. The annual reindeer round-up, which happens a few days beforeChristmas, has been ruined, dealing a devastating blow to the local economy.Especially annoyed is Rauno, a single father who’s struggling to make ends meet <strong>and</strong>deal with his imaginative, physically underdeveloped son, Pietari. Though he doesn’ttotally fit in with the community, Pietari is insatiably curious <strong>and</strong> notices things thatothers don’t. Specifically, he’s realized that the dig is somehow related to Santa Claus,but this isn’t exactly the Santa from animated Christmas specials or nineteenth-century American doggerel.This Santa is, to put it mildly, a little harsher.Only a Finnish film would have the guts to mistreat the legendary Santa Claus, whose official address is inLapl<strong>and</strong> (Northern Finl<strong>and</strong>). Jalmari Hel<strong>and</strong>er already gave it a shot in 2003, with his short Rare Exports Inc.;but this time, it’s on the big screen <strong>and</strong>, along with Troll Hunter, it’s creating one of Sc<strong>and</strong>inavia’s biggestbuzzes of the year!SPEAK (THE) (Anthony Pierce/USA)An Anthony Pierce filmScreenplay: Brett Donowho, Lamont Magee, Anthony Pierce & Martin WileyCast: Kristina Anapau, Tom Sizemore, Tina Casciani, Brett Donowho, Steven Nelson, Michael Klinger, Una Jo BladeRunning time: 85 minDirector Shelly isn’t really known for making high brow art. This documentaryfilm maker with inflated ego earns a living with voyeurism <strong>and</strong> sensation. Forhis latest project, he wants to spend the night with his crew in the worsthaunted hotel of the US. His presenter, Malia, is also a medium <strong>and</strong> issupposed to get as many ectoplasmic entities in front of the camera aspossible. The crew try to get things going with a spiritual séance in which theyevoke the ghostly inhabitants of the hotel. The problem for Shelly <strong>and</strong> Malia isthat their response is so enthusiastic that it’s doubtful they will ever let themgo.Just before the financial crisis broke out in the US, real estate broker AnthonyPierce decided to say goodbye to the housing market to devote himself to histrue passion, which was cinema of course, otherwise we wouldn’t even talkabout him here. He also wrote the script for his first long feature, The Speak,<strong>and</strong> <strong>show</strong>ed himself to be a risk taker, as he set foot on the overcrowded fieldof reality horror. Mission Accomplished nevertheless, thanks to the inventive form of The Speak, consisting ofwebisodes of 12 minutes; in which we are forced to share the horrifying ordeal of Shelly <strong>and</strong> his crew.53