Volume 15 – The Woodettes - The Woody Back to School Unit

91Debs stood in the corridor with her hands onher head and her nose pressed against the wall. Inmany ways being corridored was the worst of allpossible outcomes. If the Wart had chosen to whopher herself it would have been a crap-shoot as to howmuch mischief and mayhem she succeeded ingenerating inside Debs bumbags. If she had electedto red-card Debs and send her up before the GrandMaster she would have been guaranteed a mandatorytwelve stroke bare bender. Nonetheless, despite theconsiderable pain of being punished on the barebottom she knew she would be treated graciously andthe punishment would be delivered in a businesslikemanner.However, a trip up before the Deputy GrandDame was a different matter. There was no questionthat she would be soundly thrashed, which was badenough, but what was extremely unappealing was theprelude to the thrashing she felt sure she would beforced to endure.“I’ve sent you a special gift,” the Wart gloatedto Patty during the afternoon break. “You owe me aslap-up meal.”Patty winked. “I’ll give you a blow by blowaccount in the Bunch of Grapes tonight,” she assuredher chum.Deborah stood in the center of the room withher hands on her head. Her cheeks were burning andshe was struggling to keep from weeping with angerand humiliation.