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Volume 15 – The Woodettes - The Woody Back to School Unit

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11“She’s a good closer I hear,” remarked theGrand Master.“Oh yes, sir,” confirmed Deborah. “A perfectfive-bar gate. <strong>The</strong> last one’s still sizzling.”Mr Humphries just grinned and handed Debs amagazine. It was the color supplement <strong>to</strong> the Sundaynewspaper. On the front was a picture of Deborah,Jojo and Lisa Sut<strong>to</strong>n taken at the tribunal. <strong>The</strong> mainfeature article was entitled ‘<strong>The</strong> Whops and ClobberZeitgeist’. Deborah thumbed through the pagescuriously. <strong>The</strong> report included pictures of some of theworld’s most fashion conscious celebrities dressed infull <strong>Woody</strong> clobber.“Holy smoking bumbags, <strong>Woody</strong>s en Vogue,”gasped Deborah.“That’s not all,” said Mr Humphries. “I just <strong>to</strong>oka call from a lady named Spanky Botts.”“Who?” asked Debs.“Miss Spanky Botts,” repeated the GrandMaster. “She seems an affable cove and she wantsthe unit’s approval <strong>to</strong> launch a new web-site calledwww.woodettes.com. I <strong>to</strong>ok a look and it’s veryprofessional. I’m going <strong>to</strong> have Nicola Jane run thetrial version on the GalGab site and we’ll take a vote.”Deborah nodded. She wondered why theGrand Master had chosen <strong>to</strong> share this informationwith her personally. <strong>The</strong> sizzler was working overtimeunder her bumbags and giving her considerable gyp.She was in desperate need of a trip across RosemaryBooker’s lap <strong>to</strong> have some soothing balms rubbed in<strong>to</strong>her stripes. She wondered whether there was anyway <strong>to</strong> bow out of this conversation gracefully.“She’d like <strong>to</strong> interview you for the launch ifthe web-site meets with our approval,” continued the

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