Volume 15 – The Woodettes - The Woody Back to School Unit

99Patty was apoplectic when Mr Humphriespublicly prohibited hostile targeting and declassifiedDebs from her position as Public Enemy Number One.Nonetheless, she had no intention of turning downthe heat in Deborah’s bumbags and encouraged herRadical Right cronies to thrash Debs within an inch ofher life whenever the opportunity arose.The opportunity to personally thrash Debswithin an inch of her life was nectar to Patty. Sheraised her arm in the air and slashed her canedownwards.Deborah was not having a good time of it. Theverbal haranguing had drained her and she was not inthe best shape for an epic whopping. Debs backsidewas a well-calibrated whopometer and the first twostrokes had registered off the scale. She bracedherself again as the cane whistled.Patty slashed the cane down across thecushion again and cackled as she watched Debs flinchinvoluntarily.“Jumpy aren’t we?” she laughed and sliceddown another scorcher.Deborah’s face contorted into a silent howl.Deborah lay spread-eagled across the desktop,her backside throbbing from the first three strokes.Patty was taking a time-out to pour herself a gin andtonic.“You’re going to need to invest in a new pair ofbumbags after I’ve finished with you,” Patty observeddrolly. “I’m going to cut the one’s you’re wearing to