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Volume 15 – The Woodettes - The Woody Back to School Unit

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3“Miss Beck said she’d take away our contract ifwe didn’t make quota.” the supervisor <strong>to</strong>ld the GrandMaster. “We needed the work so we started bustingbut<strong>to</strong>ns. She was very pleased and gave me somegenerous bonuses.”“And you were but<strong>to</strong>n busting last night?”“Oh yes sir,” the supervisor assured him. “<strong>The</strong>Brooks but<strong>to</strong>n sir. Miss Beck was very specific. Blousenumber 3246. We found it and we busted the but<strong>to</strong>n,third down from the neck. Did we do good sir?”Katie wrung her hands and gnashed her teethin despair. As usual it was Patty Hodge who had puther in a jam. For the past few weeks Katie had beenregaling her cohorts on the Radical Right with blow byblow accounts of the slew of slipperings she wasdelivering as a result of her brilliant but<strong>to</strong>n-bustingscam. She picked her targets artfully, focusing on themost clobber-challenged inmates and targeting galswho had previously handed their blouses in forlaundry with missing but<strong>to</strong>ns. She had worked out aschedule for the remainder of the year and figuredshe could effortlessly slipper three bonus inmates aweek without attracting attention <strong>to</strong> her nefariousactivities. It was a whop junkie’s dream.Patty was envious of Katie’s bonus bumroastings. She was going through a personal whopcrisis. In the past her cronies had been generousabout spreading around the whops and making sureshe scored her daily fix. Recently, however, hersupply seemed <strong>to</strong> have dried up. Her chums wereeither choosing <strong>to</strong> whop the inmates locally, or <strong>to</strong>send them directly <strong>to</strong> the Grand Master’s office <strong>to</strong> becaned. It was not a situation that pleased Patricia

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