Volume 15 – The Woodettes - The Woody Back to School Unit

3“Miss Beck said she’d take away our contract ifwe didn’t make quota.” the supervisor told the GrandMaster. “We needed the work so we started bustingbuttons. She was very pleased and gave me somegenerous bonuses.”“And you were button busting last night?”“Oh yes sir,” the supervisor assured him. “TheBrooks button sir. Miss Beck was very specific. Blousenumber 3246. We found it and we busted the button,third down from the neck. Did we do good sir?”Katie wrung her hands and gnashed her teethin despair. As usual it was Patty Hodge who had puther in a jam. For the past few weeks Katie had beenregaling her cohorts on the Radical Right with blow byblow accounts of the slew of slipperings she wasdelivering as a result of her brilliant button-bustingscam. She picked her targets artfully, focusing on themost clobber-challenged inmates and targeting galswho had previously handed their blouses in forlaundry with missing buttons. She had worked out aschedule for the remainder of the year and figuredshe could effortlessly slipper three bonus inmates aweek without attracting attention to her nefariousactivities. It was a whop junkie’s dream.Patty was envious of Katie’s bonus bumroastings. She was going through a personal whopcrisis. In the past her cronies had been generousabout spreading around the whops and making sureshe scored her daily fix. Recently, however, hersupply seemed to have dried up. Her chums wereeither choosing to whop the inmates locally, or tosend them directly to the Grand Master’s office to becaned. It was not a situation that pleased Patricia