NAked Warrior - ZANDERBILT
NAked Warrior - ZANDERBILT
NAked Warrior - ZANDERBILT
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69<br />
T H E P U R P O S E F U L P R I M I T I V E<br />
Our main competition was, always and forever, the mighty United States Armed Forces<br />
squad coached by my old Irish buddy, fighter pilot/instructor, Air Force Academy graduate,<br />
500 pound bench presser, Sean ‘Slim’ Scully. Our team tussles were epic and over a five year<br />
period Black’s captured three team titles and the Armed Forces two.<br />
I remember at the 1991 National Championships when Bob Fortenbaugh and I squeezed<br />
together on the top rung of the victory podium to receive the humongous 1st place team<br />
award, the much taller Scully stood on the 2nd place pedestal. Right before the anthem<br />
played I looked down and nudged Sean, “Scully, you wouldn’t believe the view from up<br />
here! It’s incredible! Maybe someday after Bob and I retire you’ll be able to stand up here<br />
once again. By the way Sean, you look as if your hair is getting real thin on top.” Sean<br />
instinctually ran his hand on his crown to check and Bob and I laughed so hard (Sean too)<br />
that we almost toppled off the podium.<br />
As a result of coaching Black’s I was able to work with Eric Arnold, Dan Austin, Joe<br />
Ladiner, Incredible Eddie Coan, Mike Hall, Dave Jacoby, Phil Hile, Bob Bridges, (Mike’s<br />
brother) Kirk, Mark, Bob Dempsey, Dan Wolheber, Lamar Gant and a host of others who’s<br />
names escape me. Working with the very best, up close and personal in the white hot heat<br />
of national and international competition is one of the most frightening and exhilarating<br />
experiences imaginable. Six months of back-busting work are on the line and some athletes<br />
rise to the competitive occasion while others wilt in the glare. I am no fan of international<br />
travel, but when I was asked to be a coach for the Team USA. I agreed.<br />
In 1990 my protégé Karwoski had lost the World Title to The Fearsome Finn, three times<br />
World Champion, Kroyosto Vilmi, by a miniscule 4.4 pounds. It was Kirk’s first IPF World<br />
Championships. Vilmi pulled his final deadlift of 788 to eek out the win. I kicked myself in<br />
the ass for not having gone as I am quite sure that my presence would have been good for<br />
that additional five pounds Kirk needed for victory.<br />
The next year Kirk and I traveled to Europe looking for blood. Back then the US Team<br />
would always arrive at World Championship competitions in Europe or Asia ten days<br />
ahead of time so the athletes could adjust to the jet lag and time changes. This particular<br />
trip was a travel nightmare…buses, planes, connecting flights, more buses, dead time in terminals,<br />
more long bus rides; all this effort to arrive in a modest Swedish town in November.<br />
All the locals were sour and dour and an average lunch in an average Chinese restaurant<br />
cost $40. (I’d say $60-$70 today) I remember a group of us going to the McDonalds. I paid<br />
$22 for two Big Macs, an order of fries and a shake—shocking!<br />
The local Swedes rode bikes or drove Volvos and seemed depressed. Even in the bars<br />
things were somber. “Who died? What is up with these square-ass people?” Kirk summarized<br />
when he and I got a beer (or ten) at a local tavern one night. Any squad of American<br />
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