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MARK BOUMAN || 19<br />
Once, as we dug walls and pits in the sand to protect our armies,<br />
Sheri announced that she was going to play with us. I stopped digging<br />
and looked up at her. A doll dangled from one hand, and she was<br />
scratching her hair with the other.<br />
“You can’t play,” I informed her, returning to my important work.<br />
“You’re a girl.”<br />
“I’m telling Mom!”<br />
Jerry and I looked at each other and shrugged, then resumed our battle<br />
preparations. Once our fortifications were complete, combat consisted <strong>of</strong><br />
lobbing rocks, one at a time, toward the other person’s army. Any soldier<br />
knocked over or buried by a rock was considered dead, and the battle continued<br />
until one side was completely out <strong>of</strong> commission. We had learned<br />
that it was best to spread our armies out across a wide swath <strong>of</strong> sand, thus<br />
eliminating the chance that a single well- placed rock could end the battle.<br />
Minutes later, Mom arrived. Hands on her hips, she declared, “You<br />
boys need to include your sister when you play! She has no one else to<br />
play with out here.”<br />
Sheri stood defiantly by Mom’s side, glaring at us. Jerry and I both<br />
sighed.<br />
“Oh, all right,” I relented, motioning her over. “Come on.”<br />
Mom left as Sheri skipped over to our battlefield. “What do I do?”<br />
Jerry explained the game to Sheri, step by step, all the while redividing<br />
the plastic soldiers into three piles. I ground my teeth in frustration—<br />
how could he be so patient? She stared at the little green men, turning<br />
them over in her hands until Jerry reached the end <strong>of</strong> his explanation.<br />
“So what’s this guy?”<br />
“He has a grenade,” Jerry answered.<br />
“What’s that?”<br />
I couldn’t take it anymore. “Don’t you know anything?”<br />
She threw a question back at me. “What does he do?”<br />
“He throws it, duh,” I said, as if every preschool girl should know