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THE TIME MOM MET HITLER . . .<br />
He did not begin to steal until 1911.<br />
Ten years later, in 1921, the story <strong>of</strong> Cy Thomson’s million-<br />
dollar embezzlement was a national sensation. <strong>The</strong>re was a<br />
Robin Hood fascination about the thing, owing in part to the<br />
fact that he gave a lot <strong>of</strong> the money away. Also, there was the<br />
local horror that this man—this man!—known and liked by<br />
everyone, the benefactor <strong>of</strong> thousands, was a crook! How could<br />
that be?<br />
When Thomson returned after almost ten years in prison,<br />
many people stood him drinks, and clapped him on the back,<br />
and swore they had never believed in his guilt. His confession,<br />
they assured him, must have been a cover- up for the guilt <strong>of</strong> his<br />
superiors, one <strong>of</strong> whom was my grandfather, A.L.<br />
So how did Thomson work it?<br />
Once he was released from prison, Thomson wrote a memoir<br />
<strong>of</strong> about seventeen thousand words in which he sought to<br />
do three things. One, he addressed young men and warned<br />
them not to do what he had done. <strong>The</strong>y must not find themselves<br />
“sinking into the quicksand,” as he called it, <strong>of</strong> crime.<br />
Two, he explained that the embezzlement was really the fault<br />
<strong>of</strong> the Hormel organization because the Hormels had given<br />
such a young man as he was such ready access to the company’s<br />
enormous funds (in 1920, Hormel grossed about $30 million).<br />
So, really, the incautious Hormels ought to have expected<br />
something bad to happen. And, three, he described how the<br />
embezzle ment was done: he kited checks.<br />
As Thomson said in his memoir, it was all so foolishly easy.<br />
<strong>The</strong> money was coming in so fast and moving around so fast,<br />
that no one except himself—and he did all this in his head<br />
without ever writing anything down—no one except himself<br />
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