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ADVICE<br />
FRANCHISING FUNNIES<br />
There are many traits required of franchisees<br />
and franchisors. One of them is undoubtedly a<br />
keen sense of humour, Linda Whitney says<br />
Franchising can have<br />
quirky, odd and sometimes<br />
downright hilarious<br />
moments, as these stories<br />
prove.<br />
Ed Mauleverer, founder of the<br />
franchise Ed’s Garden Maintenance,<br />
recalls this conversation between<br />
himself and a client:<br />
Client: “Do you treat small lawns?”<br />
Ed: “Yes, how big is the lawn?” Client:<br />
“About six feet by three. And can<br />
you pick me up and take me over<br />
with you?” Ed, rather puzzled: “Yes,<br />
of course.” The journey ended at a<br />
graveyard.<br />
Ed says: “We mowed the grave and<br />
put a border of flowers round it. He<br />
paid his respects and we took him<br />
home.”<br />
ANIMAL STORIES<br />
Pet care franchises are always a rich<br />
source of stories. Richard Dancy of<br />
dog sitting franchise Barking Mad<br />
recounts: “We had a franchisee who<br />
was walking on a towpath when she<br />
accidentally pushed someone else’s<br />
dog into the canal.<br />
“She rescued the dog and in the<br />
process of apologising to the owner<br />
won herself a new customer.”<br />
Denis Chirgwin literally wrote the<br />
book on animal franchise stories.<br />
Denis, founder and managing director<br />
of Animals at Home and author of<br />
Guinea Pigs Don’t Bounce, says: “As<br />
a franchisee, I was asked by Fred, a<br />
blind former fisherman, to take his cat<br />
Timmy to the vet.<br />
“The cat was skinny, always<br />
ravenous and had a fearsome temper.<br />
It was diagnosed with a thyroid<br />
problem. Soon after I returned to take<br />
Timmy on a return visit to the vet and<br />
found Fred’s kitchen covered in blood<br />
and bloody handprints all along the<br />
hall. I was terrified - it looked like a<br />
murder scene.<br />
“I found Fred on the sofa, still alive.<br />
It turned out he had cooked some fish<br />
for the cat and put it in the fridge. 90<br />
minutes later he opened the fridge<br />
again, only to be leapt upon and<br />
attacked by the furious cat, which had<br />
sneaked in there, unseen, when Fred<br />
had put the fish in.<br />
“The cat was in a foul mood after 90<br />
minutes in the chiller and set about him<br />
with claws and teeth, but while Fred<br />
felt the pain, being blind meant he had<br />
not seen the blood. The cat had eaten all<br />
the fish, by the way.”<br />
WE HAD A FRANCHISEE<br />
WHO WAS WALKING<br />
ON A TOWPATH WHEN<br />
SHE ACCIDENTALLY<br />
PUSHED SOMEONE<br />
ELSE’S DOG INTO THE<br />
CANAL”<br />
Denis also recounts: “I was once<br />
employed to look after Tashy, a<br />
29-year-old pony. Her favourite<br />
treat was digestive biscuits. One day<br />
I released her without getting the<br />
biscuits first.<br />
“I opened the tiny glass sun lounge<br />
where the biscuits were stored and<br />
turned round to see her astride the<br />
coffee table in the middle of the lounge,<br />
clearly not intending to budge until she<br />
got her biscuits.<br />
“Now I was trapped in the wrong<br />
end of a glass sun lounge, furnished<br />
with wicker chairs and a glass table,<br />
by a pony mad keen to get its biscuits.<br />
I panicked for a couple of minutes,<br />
wondering how to either turn Tashy<br />
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