Jan 25 to Jan 31, 2017! DDG THIS WEEK Hot in Gay Palm Springs.

THAT IS FUNNY BY ADRIAN
Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice, luxurious toilet brush for her
birthday. But when he went to visit her a couple of weeks later, it wasn’t in the bathroom.
Little Johnny asked his Grandma, “Gran, what happened to the toilet brush I
gave you?”
“Darling, I’m sorry but I just didn’t like it. It was too scratchy. After all those
years, I’ve gotten used to the toilet paper.”
Little Johnny walks a cow through the village square. The mayor sees him and asks,
“Hey Johnny, where are you going with the cow?”
“I’m taking her to the bulls so she would get pregnant,” answers Johnny.
The mayor is shocked, “Surely your father had better be doing that?”
Little Johnny thinks about it for a bit and shakes his head, “Nah, I think it’s really
best left with the bulls.”
Knowledge is love and light and vision.
Helen Keller
Hooking...UP
1 It will take 15-20 emails to set something
up
2. After viewing their photo, ask for
more, but don’t send any photos or info
3. When sucking me off, just as I’m
about to cum, stop and tell me you don’t
swallow
4. Even though ad says for right now,
ask if can do it a week from now
5. Why send any info other then a picture
of your dick
6. use photos that are 5+ years old
7.Want my phone # so we can start texting
each other
8. Tell everyone you’re curious and never
done this before
8.You can’t host, but suggest a park or
bathroom
9. Live in the IE ask for a ride.
10. On my way over email me to cancel
because your roommate just came home
13. When you arrive, say you really just
want to cuddle
14. You have been celibate for 2 years
and ready now to have sex
15. You really want to take photos/video
of you while sucking me
16. Ask to see my drivers license when I
get there
17. You’re Canadian and want to chat.
18. Ask for $$$ after we’ve set everything
up
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