Crocodile Magazine January 2017
Get a glimpse of the future in this primarily blue and purple edition of the Really Independent Florida Crocodile!
Get a glimpse of the future in this primarily blue and purple edition of the Really Independent Florida Crocodile!
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The Spanish conquistadors were the<br />
first to discover the University of Florida<br />
in the 1500s. They thought that Lake<br />
Alice was the fountain of youth, but they<br />
eventually realized it’s just a lake. The<br />
Spanish then moved onto Tallahassee,<br />
where they got sick from a fountain that<br />
turned out to be from FSU.<br />
As a college student, there are probably a lot of<br />
things you don’t know. Here are some of them.<br />
After inventing Gatorade, UF<br />
scientists started experimenting<br />
on live gators to see what other<br />
juices they could get out of<br />
them. Turns out it’s mostly just<br />
goop and scales so they gave<br />
up shortly after.<br />
Fact<br />
no.<br />
467<br />
Fact<br />
no.<br />
865<br />
Fact<br />
no.<br />
347<br />
Fact<br />
no.<br />
55<br />
You can order pre-frozen Gator Dining meals<br />
to enjoy in the comfort of your own dorm!<br />
Simply approach any Gator Dining worker,<br />
perform the secret handshake, say the<br />
passphrase (Glacier Special, no pickles) and<br />
they’ll hook you up.<br />
Your dad didn’t really go here, it’s just an elaborate<br />
ruse rooted in a haul of discount Gator gear from your<br />
hometown TJ Maxx. “Why let all the memorabilia go to<br />
waste?” he told himself every day for 40 years.<br />
If you leave right now you can still make it to the wedding!<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2017</strong><br />
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