Crocodile Magazine January 2017
Get a glimpse of the future in this primarily blue and purple edition of the Really Independent Florida Crocodile!
Get a glimpse of the future in this primarily blue and purple edition of the Really Independent Florida Crocodile!
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EDITOR’S<br />
LETTER<br />
If you haven’t noticed yet, our magazine got a whole face<br />
lift and Botox special for <strong>2017</strong>! Man, just look at this slick<br />
minimalism. As the VIC3001 textbook told me, white space is<br />
not my enemy.<br />
Welcome to all of our Innovation Academy buddies! Don’t<br />
worry, Spring semester is still awesome. It’s just that instead of<br />
football, there’s political strife, and instead of sweating you get<br />
to freeze. So it’s basically the same. And you get basketball,<br />
which is like, cool.<br />
We’ve got a great semester lined up for you guys, and sadly<br />
it’s my last as a UF student. Shout out to everyone that’s been<br />
reading the <strong>Crocodile</strong> since Fall 2013!<br />
Man, this new editor’s letter space is really big and I don’t<br />
even have a ghost writer yet...umm, how about an anecdote?<br />
So this one time I was taking the bus back to my apartment<br />
after the first issue of the magazine came out and I saw this<br />
dude reading it. So naturally I asked him “oh, what’s that? Is it<br />
funny?” and the guy just deadpan looks up at me and was like<br />
“yeah it’s great but the design sucks hard.”<br />
And that’s why we hired our first designer instead of me<br />
trying to do everything in Photoshop.<br />
Sincerely,<br />
Poseidon<br />
Owner/Founder/Janitor<br />
CROCODILE<br />
CONTRIBUTERS<br />
Editor-in-Chief<br />
Peyton Stahler<br />
Amalie Batchelder<br />
Designer<br />
Brianna Winoski<br />
Adam Turner<br />
Russian-English Translator<br />
Sergei “The Hammer” Borsch<br />
Photographer<br />
Jacob Riis<br />
Contributing Writers<br />
Eric Heubusch<br />
Nicolle Buchbinder<br />
Reese Porter<br />
Carley Carbary<br />
Joshua Klafter<br />
Collin West<br />
Chance Pane<br />
Livia Campos<br />
Kyle Rambo<br />
Mackenzie Patel<br />
Special thanks to:<br />
United States Federal Reserve<br />
Paper<br />
Refreshing Coca-Cola<br />
Johannes Gutenberg<br />
Questions?<br />
admin@thecrocodile.org<br />
Advertising?<br />
peyton@thecrocodile.org<br />
Find us<br />
thecrocodile.org<br />
@ufcrocodile<br />
Is this thing on?<br />
<strong>January</strong> <strong>2017</strong><br />
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