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Crocodile Magazine January 2017

Get a glimpse of the future in this primarily blue and purple edition of the Really Independent Florida Crocodile!

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CONTENTS<br />

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Editor’s Letter<br />

Student Able to Afford Textbook After<br />

Stealing Toilet Paper for Three Years<br />

The Future is Now!!!<br />

Math Student Close to Solving<br />

Equation to Get Girls<br />

Croc Libs<br />

UF to Install New Cold Leftovers<br />

Dispensers<br />

Croc Stocks<br />

Mystery<br />

Poster that will wow your friends<br />

Student Miraculously Downloads<br />

Attachment on UF Wifi<br />

‘Did You Know?’ UF<br />

Food Pyramid<br />

<strong>Crocodile</strong> Archives<br />

UF Alerts<br />

Opinion: Will I Ever Find a Pre-<br />

Med Student as Smart as Me?<br />

Drinks<br />

Dogs Reading the <strong>Crocodile</strong><br />

Horoscopes<br />

4 <strong>January</strong> <strong>2017</strong> I promise all the articles are here this time

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