Crocodile Magazine January 2017

HOROSCOPES
ARIES
TAURUS
GEMINI
CANCER
March 21 - April 19
April 20 - May 20 May 21 - June 20 June 21 - July 22
You’ll find yourself
pondering Life a lot
more than usual. Stop
thinking about board
games and focus on
something real.
Stick around after
class. I can almost
guarantee there’s
leftover candy from
your icebreaker up
for grabs.
You will come back
one day and your
apartment will have
a very strange smell
that you’ll spend
the next year trying
to get rid of it (and
failing).
You will meet a
new person. After
introducing yourself,
they will remind you
that you’ve lived
down the hall from
them for 3 years.
LEO
VIRGO
LIBRA
SCORPIO
July 23 - August 22
August 23 - September 22 September 23 - October 22 October 23 - November 21
Your sticker collection
is the best in all the
land. Now that’s
done, maybe trying
moving onto pins?
Be kind to those
around you. One day
you might get sick
and need their notes
from class.
Finally, your new class
schedule gives you a
three day weekend
perfect for travelling,
partying or sleeping
until you don’t know
what day it is.
Your lost wallet will
give you a great
excuse to take a new
Gator 1 picture and
this time both eyes
will be open!
SAGITTARIUS
CAPRICORN
AQUARIUS
PISCES
November 22 - December 21 December 22 - January 19 January 20 - February 18 February 19 - March 20
A mysterious force
will bring you
happiness. You
should tip him at
least 15%.
This will finally be the
year you look great in
hats.
You will find a new
passion for following
your football team.
Good luck!
The club will play
your jam, if you’re
lucky they might even
play it 10 more times
throughout the night!
More like horoSCOPES am I right?
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