Wealden Times | WT182 | April 2017 | Gardens supplement inside
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Previous pages: The main feature of the spacious new kitchen is a huge classic kitchen dresser, which Adrian’s parents bought at an<br />
auction in Rye Above: Under the kitchen’s central work table there’s a Fortnum & Mason crate, full of more china treasures which are<br />
in everyday use. Adrian made the tea cosy out of old ties<br />
The first impression of Cheyneys Almshouse is<br />
of a neat Dutch-gabled cottage of great charm<br />
and character, but as you reach the front door<br />
it becomes clear that this might not be the modest little<br />
country home it appears to be from the outside.<br />
Stopping to admire the two elegant stone dogs<br />
on either side of the front step, you notice that the<br />
multiple pairs of boots and shoes scattered around it,<br />
as if just discarded after a walk, are all planted with<br />
the tiny hardy succulents known as houseleeks.<br />
Once owners Adrian Howard and his partner Sven<br />
welcome you in – and a very warm welcome it is – your<br />
eyes and brain go into overdrive, trying to take everything<br />
in. Interesting objects and visual puns abound.<br />
The vestibule is pretty much filled by a huge chair like a<br />
carved wooden throne. There’s an equally outsized Venetian<br />
glass mirror in a very small sitting room to the left. Above is a<br />
lampshade made from a straw boater. Stepping through into<br />
the kitchen extension, you are met by a male shop window<br />
dummy dressed in a guard’s uniform and a crash helmet, next<br />
to a station map from a Jubilee Line underground station.<br />
Hanging from the tiny mounted horns of African<br />
game animals are rows of exquisite hats. In the<br />
kitchen itself, there’s a lady mannequin wearing a<br />
chic red cloche hat, her torso covered in postage<br />
stamps… (I later find out her name is Gladys.)<br />
Like the Tardis crossed with Gringotts, Cheyneys<br />
Almshouse is much bigger than it looks and a secret<br />
repository for a treasure trove of fascinating stuff, all of<br />
which has been sourced, scavenged and sought out by<br />
Adrian and Sven, who are Olympic standard bargain<br />
hunters, scouting the legendary boot fairs of nearby <br />
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