Wise Man Daily - November 2017

oom for their own luggage; this is rude,
so don’t do it. Many airlines offer gate
luggage check-in for free.
4
GOING BAREFOOT
More and more first class passengers
show their toes, either on the walls or
between the seats. The sight of a scratchy
foot extending towards the middle of the
aisle is one of the most annoying things.
Since you’ve been traveling for many
hours, chances are that your feet stink,
and the cabin doesn’t get any fresh air
from the outside. Keep your shoes on until
you get off the plane.
5
KEEPING STARING AT YOUR PHONE
You know how this goes. Some people
focus solely on their phone, without realizing
their backpack bothers other passengers
while boarding. Not being able to get your
bag into the overhead bin because you’re
talking on the phone is even worse.
6
NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE
CREW DURING DRINK ORDERS
When you see the crew bringing over
the drink cart, try to behave. Focus your
attention on the flight attendants when
they address you. Having them repeat
their questions over and over again slows
them down and decreases the quality of
the service.
7
GETTING DRUNK ONBOARD
Alcohol can get you drunk faster
in the air than on solid ground. Airlines
are forbidden to board drunk people.
Remember this by the time you’ll be
heading to the airport bar before your
flight.
8
GETTING TOO HORNY
Heading for your honeymoon isn’t
an excuse to start folding during the flight.
Most probably, the other passengers are
going to be annoyed by your erotic show.
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November 2017