Weeds Meads and Steeds PDF
After an alcoholic wizard accidentally curses a forest, it’s up to a group of misfit adventurers to set things right. There’s Dranden, a saddle maker wanting to boost his business; Belfast, a ruggedly handsome man who is also dangerously clumsy; Toble, a smelly, disgusting goblin who wants to do some good with his miserable, wretched existence; Rendle, a dull-witted academic who’s entirely obsessed with amphibians; and finally Zelendra, a half-elf priestess who ran away from home in search of true love. But their relatively easy quest of chopping down an infected tree quickly turns dangerous as they uncover a deeply sinister plot that’s bigger and far more ancient than any of them could imagine. With the entire kingdom at risk these brave souls must battle an ice elemental, survive their evil twins, traverse the shadow realm, and destroy a rampaging monster; all while tripping over, getting lucky, or taking naps – whatever works! They learn how to set aside their differences and grapple with life’s big questions such as; can you trust your perception of reality, is chasing after love a noble pursuit, what are the metaphysics of luck, and do frogs taste better than chickens?
After an alcoholic wizard accidentally curses a forest, it’s up to a group of misfit adventurers to set things right. There’s Dranden, a saddle maker wanting to boost his business; Belfast, a ruggedly handsome man who is also dangerously clumsy; Toble, a smelly, disgusting goblin who wants to do some good with his miserable, wretched existence; Rendle, a dull-witted academic who’s entirely obsessed with amphibians; and finally Zelendra, a half-elf priestess who ran away from home in search of true love.
But their relatively easy quest of chopping down an infected tree quickly turns dangerous as they uncover a deeply sinister plot that’s bigger and far more ancient than any of them could imagine. With the entire kingdom at risk these brave souls must battle an ice elemental, survive their evil twins, traverse the shadow realm, and destroy a rampaging monster; all while tripping over, getting lucky, or taking naps – whatever works!
They learn how to set aside their differences and grapple with life’s big questions such as; can you trust your perception of reality, is chasing after love a noble pursuit, what are the metaphysics of luck, and do frogs taste better than chickens?
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W E EDS, MEA DS, & S T EEDS<br />
forward while swiveling her shoulders, letting her plump breasts dangle <strong>and</strong><br />
bounce, giving a show just for him. Covering them with her arm, she turned<br />
away to dance some more with other men.<br />
Closer to Dr<strong>and</strong>en, another woman lifted her arms to the sky <strong>and</strong> rolled her<br />
body as if she swam in the sea. Gently rotating her h<strong>and</strong>s <strong>and</strong> interlacing her<br />
fingers, she created a mesmerizing display of grace <strong>and</strong> beauty that captured<br />
Dr<strong>and</strong>en's w<strong>and</strong>ering attention. Her lower armor was removed <strong>and</strong> revealed a<br />
firm round butt, like two hills on a forbidden l<strong>and</strong>scape that waited to be<br />
discovered <strong>and</strong> claimed by a worthy adventurer. He wanted to reach out <strong>and</strong> grab<br />
her in a lustful embrace, but hesitated because the woman's eyes were closed <strong>and</strong><br />
he didn't want to offend a stranger.<br />
In fact, all these people were strangers, this place was unfamiliar, <strong>and</strong> he had<br />
no idea what was happening. Having felt so interconnected to everyone only a<br />
moment ago, Dr<strong>and</strong>en now felt isolated <strong>and</strong> confused, like he had been cut off<br />
from the pack <strong>and</strong> excluded from the hunt.<br />
A pointy grey hat quickly passed in the distance, which caught Dr<strong>and</strong>en's<br />
eye since it stuck out from the mass of flesh. It was Pournel Brewsworth <strong>and</strong> he<br />
was busy doing something.<br />
Dr<strong>and</strong>en felt better now that he saw a familiar face, so he concentrated on<br />
the swaying white beard <strong>and</strong> noticed how the wizard drifted between the people<br />
like a soft breeze, constantly refilling their cups of liquor. He urged the party to<br />
continue, <strong>and</strong> persuaded them all to sink into mindless debauchery. Then, like a<br />
blur of shadows, Pournel stood in front of Dr<strong>and</strong>en <strong>and</strong> held up a large pitcher,<br />
using it to fill the silver mug.<br />
“There you go.” Pournel said as he pushed on the bottom of the mug <strong>and</strong><br />
tilted it into Dr<strong>and</strong>en's mouth. “Just a little more should do it. Don't go too wild,<br />
we have to leave early in the morning.”<br />
Drinking down the last of it, Dr<strong>and</strong>en let the mug drop to the ground <strong>and</strong><br />
lowered his gaze to offer thanks, but had lost track of Pournel who vanished into<br />
the night.<br />
The liquor worked quickly in dulling Dr<strong>and</strong>en's senses <strong>and</strong> heightening his<br />
temptations, which left him floating between naughty manners <strong>and</strong> brazen<br />
etiquette. He wanted to be lost in the moment, to allow his desires to choose for<br />
him, to belong to the pack once more <strong>and</strong> continue the hunt.<br />
Gripping Dr<strong>and</strong>en's waist from behind, a woman had snuck up <strong>and</strong> found<br />
him within the crowd. Her h<strong>and</strong>s moved up to caress his chest in soft soothing<br />
circles <strong>and</strong> then slowly me<strong>and</strong>ered down to his stomach. Her h<strong>and</strong>s went further<br />
down to loosen his belt <strong>and</strong> let his pants fall off.<br />
Pressing her body into his <strong>and</strong> exhaling hot breath across his shoulders, the<br />
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