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After an alcoholic wizard accidentally curses a forest, it’s up to a group of misfit adventurers to set things right. There’s Dranden, a saddle maker wanting to boost his business; Belfast, a ruggedly handsome man who is also dangerously clumsy; Toble, a smelly, disgusting goblin who wants to do some good with his miserable, wretched existence; Rendle, a dull-witted academic who’s entirely obsessed with amphibians; and finally Zelendra, a half-elf priestess who ran away from home in search of true love. But their relatively easy quest of chopping down an infected tree quickly turns dangerous as they uncover a deeply sinister plot that’s bigger and far more ancient than any of them could imagine. With the entire kingdom at risk these brave souls must battle an ice elemental, survive their evil twins, traverse the shadow realm, and destroy a rampaging monster; all while tripping over, getting lucky, or taking naps – whatever works! They learn how to set aside their differences and grapple with life’s big questions such as; can you trust your perception of reality, is chasing after love a noble pursuit, what are the metaphysics of luck, and do frogs taste better than chickens?

After an alcoholic wizard accidentally curses a forest, it’s up to a group of misfit adventurers to set things right. There’s Dranden, a saddle maker wanting to boost his business; Belfast, a ruggedly handsome man who is also dangerously clumsy; Toble, a smelly, disgusting goblin who wants to do some good with his miserable, wretched existence; Rendle, a dull-witted academic who’s entirely obsessed with amphibians; and finally Zelendra, a half-elf priestess who ran away from home in search of true love.

But their relatively easy quest of chopping down an infected tree quickly turns dangerous as they uncover a deeply sinister plot that’s bigger and far more ancient than any of them could imagine. With the entire kingdom at risk these brave souls must battle an ice elemental, survive their evil twins, traverse the shadow realm, and destroy a rampaging monster; all while tripping over, getting lucky, or taking naps – whatever works!

They learn how to set aside their differences and grapple with life’s big questions such as; can you trust your perception of reality, is chasing after love a noble pursuit, what are the metaphysics of luck, and do frogs taste better than chickens?

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W E EDS, MEA DS, & S T EEDS<br />

“Yes, especially their leader. Long black hair, sharp nose, thin lips, just a<br />

little shorter than myself, an overall stern look, <strong>and</strong> ice blue eyes. I believe I<br />

overheard the others call her Elanor.”<br />

“Elanor Branorwool.” Pournel smiled in acknowledgment. “For many years<br />

she was an apprentice for a wizard friend of mine, but she had found her mentor's<br />

training too slow so she ran away to learn the arts on her own. Before leaving,<br />

she ransacked the wizard's house <strong>and</strong> workshop, so is probably in possession of<br />

many powerful artifacts.”<br />

“Now that you mention it, the b<strong>and</strong>it's spoke about a stone that would erase<br />

my memory, or to distort it. I wasn't sure, they were a distance away talking<br />

amongst themselves.”<br />

“It's called the inquisitors stone.” Pournel said, knowing the item in an<br />

instant.<br />

“The inquisitors stone!” Rendle spoke up suddenly, his dull eyes suddenly<br />

bright with enthusiasm. “Formed under the roots of the Bretmark tree found in<br />

most marshl<strong>and</strong>s, which also produces a flower that tadpoles of the giant Heddit<br />

toad feed upon.”<br />

“Fascinating that you remember so much when it's related to frogs.” Pournel<br />

glanced at Rendle with amusement, but the academic had became silent again;<br />

going back to only giving awkward stares <strong>and</strong> wiggling his lips. “The stone is<br />

used to muddle with someone's memories,” Pournel continued, “to make one, in<br />

a sense, misremember. Inquisitors have used the stones during times of war to<br />

cause their subjects to remember being tortured, so they would answer any <strong>and</strong><br />

all questions. The victims would remain unharmed physically, but believe with<br />

absolute certainty they survived all manner of horrors. A very effective, but very<br />

costly, item to use. Elanor must be drawing from a larger source of magic to use<br />

it.”<br />

“So they were going to make me not remember being robbed?” Belfast<br />

asked, becoming more relaxed with the thought that this old man was most likely<br />

a wizard. Frauds are unlikely to know such magical things, nor could they make<br />

them up on the spot, unless they were exceedingly clever.<br />

“I assume they would have made you remember something else entirely,<br />

like being robbed by orcs <strong>and</strong> goblins, rather than by young women.”<br />

“They used my sense of compassion <strong>and</strong> helpfulness to their advantage,”<br />

Belfast frowned, “by making me believe I could save a child. I'm going into my<br />

final year of training to become a knight, so my desire to rescue others blinded<br />

me to the trap. No orc or goblin could do the same.”<br />

Belfast felt safe enough to take several steps closer, <strong>and</strong> to strap his sword<br />

on the outside of the robe. If this man was indeed a wizard, then how lucky he<br />

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