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After an alcoholic wizard accidentally curses a forest, it’s up to a group of misfit adventurers to set things right. There’s Dranden, a saddle maker wanting to boost his business; Belfast, a ruggedly handsome man who is also dangerously clumsy; Toble, a smelly, disgusting goblin who wants to do some good with his miserable, wretched existence; Rendle, a dull-witted academic who’s entirely obsessed with amphibians; and finally Zelendra, a half-elf priestess who ran away from home in search of true love. But their relatively easy quest of chopping down an infected tree quickly turns dangerous as they uncover a deeply sinister plot that’s bigger and far more ancient than any of them could imagine. With the entire kingdom at risk these brave souls must battle an ice elemental, survive their evil twins, traverse the shadow realm, and destroy a rampaging monster; all while tripping over, getting lucky, or taking naps – whatever works! They learn how to set aside their differences and grapple with life’s big questions such as; can you trust your perception of reality, is chasing after love a noble pursuit, what are the metaphysics of luck, and do frogs taste better than chickens?

After an alcoholic wizard accidentally curses a forest, it’s up to a group of misfit adventurers to set things right. There’s Dranden, a saddle maker wanting to boost his business; Belfast, a ruggedly handsome man who is also dangerously clumsy; Toble, a smelly, disgusting goblin who wants to do some good with his miserable, wretched existence; Rendle, a dull-witted academic who’s entirely obsessed with amphibians; and finally Zelendra, a half-elf priestess who ran away from home in search of true love.

But their relatively easy quest of chopping down an infected tree quickly turns dangerous as they uncover a deeply sinister plot that’s bigger and far more ancient than any of them could imagine. With the entire kingdom at risk these brave souls must battle an ice elemental, survive their evil twins, traverse the shadow realm, and destroy a rampaging monster; all while tripping over, getting lucky, or taking naps – whatever works!

They learn how to set aside their differences and grapple with life’s big questions such as; can you trust your perception of reality, is chasing after love a noble pursuit, what are the metaphysics of luck, and do frogs taste better than chickens?

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ENDL ESS BUR EA UCRAC Y<br />

mysterious woman took her time to savor his essence <strong>and</strong> softly kiss his neck<br />

with thick wet lips.<br />

“You're mine.” She whispered.<br />

Enjoying the softness, the attention, the warmth, Dr<strong>and</strong>en became immersed<br />

in her scent of lilies <strong>and</strong> pomegranate, <strong>and</strong> adrift in the current of sweat on her<br />

breasts that trickled down his back. Keeping his head just barely above the<br />

powerful undertow of lust, Dr<strong>and</strong>en turned to face his admirer.<br />

She wore a black-laced cowl that was studded with rows of diamonds, along<br />

with a light cape that flowed across her bare backside. Her long black hair split<br />

into two braids that went in front of her shoulders <strong>and</strong> along the sides of her<br />

exposed breasts. Slung across her neck was a golden necklace made of thick<br />

interlocking cylinders with a diamond as large as his fist as the center piece – a<br />

beautiful gem worthy for royalty. On her delicate fingers were several rings of<br />

family crests, identifiers passed down through generations of crossed blood lines.<br />

Her face was darkened with painted black lips <strong>and</strong> eyes, but she glowed<br />

with affection. Her body remained distant, but also dripped with lustful ambition.<br />

Her light pink nipples stood as erect as him <strong>and</strong> pointed outward into the cool<br />

night air like banners of a kingdom signaling surrender. Gazing into his eyes she<br />

pulled off the headdress <strong>and</strong> cape, tossed them aside, <strong>and</strong> pressed her h<strong>and</strong>s into<br />

his chest.<br />

Dr<strong>and</strong>en feared to indulge in forbidden pleasure, but her mouth <strong>and</strong> tongue<br />

quivered with expectation <strong>and</strong> swelled with sweet nectar. So he embraced the<br />

eager queen <strong>and</strong> unleashed the passion that surged beneath his skin. He explored<br />

her hills, valleys, <strong>and</strong> caverns, craving more with every kiss <strong>and</strong> leaving nothing<br />

to imagination.<br />

Embracing her for what seemed like the whole night, his desire was finally<br />

released <strong>and</strong> his strength sapped. He settled his head between her breasts <strong>and</strong> felt<br />

her heart pump a soothing rhythm that gently put him to sleep.<br />

But the rigid h<strong>and</strong> of a man suddenly gripped Dr<strong>and</strong>en's shoulder, shaking<br />

him awake <strong>and</strong> pulling him away from his lover's warmth.<br />

“Wake up Dr<strong>and</strong>en.” Pournel's voice was sharp <strong>and</strong> urgent. “We need to<br />

leave this place. Dr<strong>and</strong>en!”<br />

Gripping his pillow, Dr<strong>and</strong>en snapped awake in his bed <strong>and</strong> he sat upward.<br />

Leaning over him was Pournel <strong>and</strong> Bella, who were attempting to wake him.<br />

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