So This Is Christmas... An In our last episode, one of the points we touched upon was the need to tell a story that was new, or at least an emotional groove that was new… .”Love is great”, we said, was a statement that, while true, was so universal as to be the worst of all artistic sins: not interesting. And if there were a “runner-up” prize for “Most dangerous quagmire for new songwriters”, what could be a more deserving candidate than Christmas! (we note, as an aside, that topics like this are particularly perilous for new, upcoming songwriters…..songwriters with widespread, universal appeal seem to get away with generalized pap they call universal much more easily...did Paul McCartney just click to a new webpage? Well, if so, I hope he took his Christmas bells (and John Lennon’s children’s choir with him…..but I digress) Christmas! Where religion, family, food,... and toys coalesce….and don’t forget alcohol! If, as the rehab counselors say, addiction is a downward spiral of chasing a first time high over and over, but never quite as good….well that’s an apt description of what Christmas becomes for many adults. That’s a whole nother book! The problem for songwriters, however centers around the fact that so many people already have very strong emotional impressions from idealized (half remembered) childhood experiences--they already “know” more about Christmas than you could possibly tell them. But they want you to try. Sales of Christmas songs clearly holler that (or “carol” that, if you prefer). The waterfront, unfortunately, has already been well covered, which accounts for the further and further “reaches” in order to say something new…. did the authors of “Grandma got run over by a reindeer” just click to a new webpage? Could they take the barking dog Jingle Bells people with them? This is kinda for songwriters, ok. Actually, though, Grandma and her reindeer are actually what you need,or so I would suggest: something outside the sappy “Love is great” song...with “love” changed out to “Christmas”. Which brings us to a personal story: In 2014, I decided to take up the challenge of a Christmas song. Hazardous, I knew….but hadn’t I already written the “Best Song in the World”? Well, I hadn’t...but I was runner-up (twice) in a contest called that. And I still had those Elixir coated guitar strings I had won as “honorable mention” in a Billboard songwriting contest….so I was clearly qualified ( I thought) to take on a challenge that had reduced so many talented writers to….dreck. But what to do…. what fresh spin could I possibly…...AH HA! It came to me in a great moment of clarity (or so I thought). I scribbled a few lines, and called the band for rehearsal. I began teaching them my epic: “All I want for Christmas is...a divorce”. Suddenly, my wife Amy, who rarely takes interest in musical matters, burst into the room. “Did you write that? Is that yours?”, she asked. “Uh…..maybe”, I sheepishly replied. There was a pause that perhaps seemed longer than it was…...and she responded “That’s the best song you EVER wrote!”....I couldn’t be sure, but she SEEMED neither sarcastic nor upset…..I chalked it up to the power of ART….I think. You decide, here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-c4G- F4Rxpc www.wildcatohalloran.com And Merry Christmas….also Happy holidays, Blessed Kwanza etc 12 www.writeawaymagazine.co.uk
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