Alice Vol. 3 No. 2

Illustrations by Lauren Meadows
E V E R Y
T I M E...
...The letters “VGA”
are said or appear on
screen, do 5 pushups.
...Haley starts a
monologue, do sumo
squats until she is
finished talking.
S T I C K
I T
...Someone says, “Stick it,” do
5 backward lunges per leg.
...A score flashes on the
screen, do 10 calf raises.
...Haley throws
her hands up
“rock on”-style,
do 5 forward
lunges per leg.
...Someone falls,
do 20 seconds of
high knees
...Someone
sticks a landing,
do 15 crunches.
T H E
E N D
Hold a plank during the credits!
No one watches those, anyway.
78 Alice Spring 2018