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When This Blows Over

The Founding Fathers share an unsafe space with a large crowd of passionate and hysterical keyboard warriors. * "Skate Around" & "Zoom" > click page, look down ** "Full Screen" & "Page Overview" > click page, look up

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PRESIDENT PUMPKINHEAD

It's over, America. Trump is the nominee and Clinton is the

president. Cry harder, crybabies. Let me hear the music of your

whining, your mewling, your pathetic infantile responses to the

outside world. You're voting for a game show host because

you've spent your whole life watching reality television in your

trailer and you're too stupid to make decisions for yourselves.

Republican politicians know better than anyone that Republicans

are infants who are too stupid to make decisions, and that's why

they play their constituents for fools.

In reply to:

President Pumpkinhead

First, you predict the future. Next, you explain what other people

do. Finally, you explain how politics works. Not one word about

what you think or feel, except in resentment of others. You must be

pretty frightened.

In reply to:

President Pumpkinhead

Incoherent, hateful rhetoric. Please go back to your bomb-making

table and let the adults talk.

Actually, scratch that. Please keep talking. Please keep supporting

Hillary in your "patriotic" fashion.

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