When This Blows Over

…told anonymous sources that they contained stunning revelations about the Trump
administration which could mark a crucial juncture of a defining event when those
stunning revelations come to light and are revealed to be truly stunning. The New
York Times, a former newspaper, declared “Bombshell’s” stunning revelations to be
a stunning bombshell and denounced Trump in what was either a front page news
story or an editorial on the Op-Ed page depending on which way you're holding the
paper.
The paper declared that this could definitely be the beginning of the end of the
beginning of the end of the beginning.
President Trump could not be reached for comment because he was busy bringing
peace to the Middle East.
“I'm going to be talking about The Middle East Peace Deal
today, which is important not just because of what it might
accomplish over the long run, but because it upends the
conventional wisdom about the region, and reverses the
ideas put forward by Barack Obama, whom as you know, the media
adored. Any honest observer would look at that and learn something.
They'd learn a lot about conventional wisdom, about Barack Obama,
about the media, and about Donald Trump.
A lot of my listeners get annoyed with me when I talk about things I
don't like about Donald Trump -- like his rudeness and his
bludgeoning unkindness in a fight. But I've always said that these are
tragic aspects of his personality, because on the one hand they make it
harder for him to get reelected, but on the other hand, they are
necessary for him to get things done in a Washington, DC that has
gone completely off the founding rails.
In an empire of lies, only a crazy man will tell the truth.
Trump is that man…”
- Andrew Klavan,
September 16, 2020