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Welcome to The Club Spring 2021

A Magazine for 55+ Like No Other! Welcome to The Club features timeless articles and anecdotes including many from the archives of Daytripping Magazine. It's online at www.welcometotheclub.ca and is also distributed free in Sarnia-Lambton, Ontario.

A Magazine for 55+ Like No Other!
Welcome to The Club features timeless articles and anecdotes including many from the archives of Daytripping Magazine. It's online at www.welcometotheclub.ca and is also distributed free in Sarnia-Lambton, Ontario.

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THE <strong>Club</strong><br />

1981<br />

Billboard Hits<br />

TOP 10<br />

1 Bette Davis Eyes Kim Carnes<br />

2 Endless Love Diana Ross & Lionel Richie<br />

3 Lady Kenny Rogers<br />

4 (Just Like) Starting Over John Lennon<br />

5 Jessie’s Girl Rick <strong>Spring</strong>field<br />

6 Celebration Kool & the Gang<br />

7 Kiss on My List Darryl Hall & John Oates<br />

8 I Love a Rainy Night Eddie Rabbitt<br />

9 9 <strong>to</strong> 5 Dolly Par<strong>to</strong>n<br />

10 Keep on Loving You REO Speedwagon<br />

Source:<br />

www.billboard.com<br />

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Country Songs<br />

Happiness Is Just A Flush Away<br />

Almost everyone has one special<br />

childhood memory. It might be when<br />

the s<strong>to</strong>rk delivered a red-faced baby<br />

sibling or that first shaky ride on a<br />

two-wheeler. For this writer, it was<br />

that momen<strong>to</strong>us day when the flush<br />

<strong>to</strong>ilet arrived.<br />

When our family moved in<strong>to</strong> an<br />

old farmhouse on the St. Clair River<br />

in 1953, it was like the adage, “Water,<br />

water everywhere, but not a drop <strong>to</strong><br />

drink.” We were right across the street<br />

from some of the most brilliant blue<br />

waters in the world. You could swim,<br />

fish and even sail on the St. Clair – but<br />

a wise man would never swallow its<br />

waters. While residents of the larger<br />

<strong>to</strong>wn nearby enjoyed purified Lake<br />

Huron water piped right in<strong>to</strong> their<br />

homes, our only supply of water was<br />

in an old cistern beside the house. It<br />

was fine for laundry, and even baths<br />

– but certainly not for drinking. Our<br />

drinking water, even in the 1950s,<br />

arrived in plastic containers.<br />

Many decades later, I still have<br />

flashbacks of taking a bath BF (before<br />

flush). A big laundry tub would be<br />

hauled up from the basement and<br />

placed in the middle of the kitchen<br />

floor, before the s<strong>to</strong>ve. Water was<br />

heated, dumped in<strong>to</strong> the tub, and you<br />

did your utmost <strong>to</strong> be the first bather.<br />

When my parents bathed I have never<br />

discovered – it remains one of those<br />

unanswered family secrets.<br />

In warmer weather, the tub was<br />

Source:<br />

playback.fm<br />

1 No Gettin’ Over Me Ronnie Milsap<br />

2 I Don’t Need You Kenny Rogers<br />

3 Love In <strong>The</strong> First Degree Alabama<br />

4 Step By Step Eddie Rabbitt<br />

5 <strong>The</strong> Sweetest Thing Juice New<strong>to</strong>n<br />

6 Key Largo Bertie Higgins<br />

7 Through the Years Kenny Rogers<br />

8 Feels So Right Alabama<br />

9 Blessed Are <strong>The</strong> Believers Anne Murray<br />

10 Seven Year Ache Rosanne Cash<br />

Movies<br />

Raiders of the Lost Ark<br />

Superman II<br />

Nine <strong>to</strong> Five<br />

Stripes<br />

Arthur<br />

<strong>The</strong> Cannonball Run<br />

For Your Eyes Only<br />

<strong>The</strong> Fox and the Hound<br />

<strong>The</strong> Four Seasons<br />

Source:<br />

the-numbers.com<br />

moved outside where we were<br />

sheltered by an alcove near the back<br />

porch. But even as a five-year-old, I<br />

could never quite relax while enjoying<br />

my splash in the tub. What if some<br />

unsuspecting neighbour – or the<br />

kids from the back street – should<br />

suddenly appear when I was in my<br />

al<strong>to</strong>gether?<br />

Now if bathing was inconvenient,<br />

using the outhouse was positively<br />

scary. <strong>The</strong> traditional two-seater<br />

was discreetly hidden behind the<br />

garage, close <strong>to</strong> our tiny orchard.<br />

A nighttime visit entailed braving<br />

quivering shadows, armed only with<br />

a flashlight. Bats would swoop down<br />

out of the orchard and I tried not<br />

<strong>to</strong> think what was crawling up the<br />

walls of the outhouse. In short order<br />

(well, likely on my mother’s order),<br />

a chemical <strong>to</strong>ilet was installed under<br />

our basement stairs. Unfortunately,<br />

before his untimely demise, a river rat<br />

<strong>to</strong>ok up residence in the adjoining root<br />

cellar. That cellar was separated from<br />

the <strong>to</strong>ilet by a collapsing brick wall,<br />

with old stuffing filling<br />

a former chimney<br />

vent. Each night as<br />

I reluctantly used the<br />

chemical <strong>to</strong>ilet before<br />

bed, I convinced<br />

myself that an entire<br />

nest of rats was hovering<br />

just above my head.<br />

But the greatest BF<br />

By Alice Gibb, London<br />

from Daytripping<br />

July-Aug. 2006<br />

(before flush) adventure<br />

belonged <strong>to</strong> my mother.<br />

One afternoon, our<br />

family set out on the<br />

river in my father’s<br />

homemade sailboat.<br />

An eerie calm settled<br />

over us, the sail went limp and the<br />

next thing we knew, a cousin was<br />

frantically <strong>to</strong>wing us <strong>to</strong> shore with<br />

his powerboat. Ominous-looking<br />

clouds were collecting <strong>to</strong> the west.<br />

As we reached the house, my mother<br />

had <strong>to</strong> heed the call of nature and<br />

headed for the outhouse. <strong>The</strong> s<strong>to</strong>rm<br />

<strong>to</strong>uched down just as she reached<br />

her destination. <strong>The</strong> outhouse door<br />

slammed shut with a bang – and<br />

jammed. While we huddled in our<br />

basement my mother rode out the<br />

s<strong>to</strong>rm in much more cramped and far<br />

less fragrant quarters.<br />

In the mid-1950s, the Lake Huron<br />

pipeline was extended <strong>to</strong> our little<br />

hamlet. I still remember that special<br />

day when I jumped off the school bus,<br />

rushed in our back door and headed<br />

upstairs. <strong>The</strong>re sat the sparkling<br />

flush <strong>to</strong>ilet – and a beautiful white<br />

enamel bathtub. No more fears of<br />

rats, or bats or bathing in public. My<br />

father still enjoyed the outhouse<br />

for many more years but now<br />

I was an AF (after flush) like all<br />

my friends. Sometimes keeping<br />

up with the Joneses isn’t such a<br />

bad thing.<br />

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one of these for<br />

50 YEARS!<br />

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SPRING <strong>2021</strong> One father is more that a hundred schoolmasters. (George Herbert)<br />

P A G E 25

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