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Welcome to The Club Spring 2021

A Magazine for 55+ Like No Other! Welcome to The Club features timeless articles and anecdotes including many from the archives of Daytripping Magazine. It's online at www.welcometotheclub.ca and is also distributed free in Sarnia-Lambton, Ontario.

A Magazine for 55+ Like No Other!
Welcome to The Club features timeless articles and anecdotes including many from the archives of Daytripping Magazine. It's online at www.welcometotheclub.ca and is also distributed free in Sarnia-Lambton, Ontario.

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<strong>Welcome</strong> <strong>to</strong> ...<br />

Pat Smits<br />

Financial Advisor<br />

12 Mac Donald Street<br />

Forest, ON N0N 1J0<br />

519-786-4924<br />

THE <strong>Club</strong><br />

Open the door <strong>to</strong> your<br />

financial well-being.<br />

www.edwardjones.ca<br />

Well, the names have all changed, Since you hung around.<br />

Deer Tick Warning<br />

I hate it when people give you<br />

bogus warnings...<br />

but this one is real,<br />

and it’s important.<br />

So please inform everyone<br />

you know:<br />

If someone comes <strong>to</strong> your front<br />

door saying they are conducting<br />

a survey on deer ticks and asks<br />

you <strong>to</strong> take your clothes off and<br />

dance around with your arms up,<br />

DO NOT DO IT!!<br />

IT IS A SCAM;<br />

they only want <strong>to</strong> see you naked.<br />

I wish I’d gotten this yesterday.<br />

I feel so stupid now.<br />

<strong>Welcome</strong> <strong>to</strong> ... SPRING <strong>2021</strong><br />

Unique Gifts & Greeting Cards<br />

Home & Garden Decor<br />

Sun & Skin Care Products<br />

Purses, Scarves & Jewellery<br />

*Free Delivery in Lamb<strong>to</strong>n Shores<br />

* Some restrictions apply<br />

View our flyer at<br />

pharmasave.com<br />

Mon-Fri 9-6, Sat 9-5<br />

Sun & Holidays 10-2<br />

19 King St. W, Forest • 519-786-5161<br />

• Safety Braces & Support<br />

• Mobility Aids<br />

• Wheelchairs, Walkers & Canes<br />

• Compression S<strong>to</strong>ckings<br />

• Herbal Products & Supplements<br />

VIRTUAL WALK-IN CLINIC<br />

Seniors Save *15% Every Wednesday<br />

Certified S<strong>to</strong>cking Fitter<br />

Digital<br />

Pho<strong>to</strong>finishing Kiosk<br />

Wednesday-Saturday 10-2<br />

29 King St. W, Forest • 226-520-0054<br />

Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign<br />

On a Mechanic's<br />

Wall...<br />

LABOUR $55/hr<br />

$65/hr if you watch<br />

$75/hr if you worked on it first<br />

Affection:<br />

Appreciation<br />

of Others:<br />

Family:<br />

Potty<br />

Time:<br />

• I know it hurts, but I will not kiss your butt.<br />

• Of course it stung you; wasps don't like <strong>to</strong> be petted.<br />

• Please s<strong>to</strong>p kissing the worms.<br />

• I know you love all of the rocks, but we can only take one<br />

in<strong>to</strong> the s<strong>to</strong>re <strong>to</strong>day.<br />

• Even if someone hugs it out of you, you should say,<br />

"Excuse me" after passing gas.<br />

• No honey, her face is not melting. Those are called wrinkles.<br />

• Yes, that is a nice drawing on her shoulder.<br />

• Sometimes your breath stinks, <strong>to</strong>o.<br />

• People can see even if they have blue eyes.<br />

• No, he doesn't have a baby in his tummy.<br />

• Don't hit your brother when he is sleeping.<br />

• Please get your feet off of your grandmother's head.<br />

• You can't marry Daddy; I got him first.<br />

• Take that funnel out of your sister's ear.<br />

• Put Grandpa's teeth back where you found them.<br />

• You can't pee in just anybody's yard.<br />

• Yes, it makes me very happy when you make poop.<br />

• Only boys stand up when they potty.<br />

• If you wipe your bot<strong>to</strong>m, it won't be itchy.<br />

An Old Fashioned Country S<strong>to</strong>re with a Modern Twist!<br />

• Collecbles & Giware • Kids secon<br />

• Fudge • Maple Buer Tarts & Baking<br />

• Williamson Farms Beef & Local Pork, Cider,<br />

Cheese & Maple Syrup • Gi Baskets<br />

Wednesday is<br />

SENIORS DAY!<br />

Numerous Savings for 55 & over<br />

Shop Online www.williamsonfarmsmarket.com<br />

Curbside Pickup is always available • Ask us about delivery!<br />

14 King St. W., FOREST • 226-520-0144<br />

Tues <strong>to</strong> Fri 9am-5pm • Sat 10-4<br />

P A G E<br />

4<br />

“Some people don’t believe in heroes, but they haven’t met my Dad.” (unknown)

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