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IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM, THE PEOPLE ARE REPRESENTED
BY THREE GROUPS: THE POLICE WHO INVESTIGATE CRIMES, THE
CROWN ATTORNEYS WHO PROSECUTE THEM, AND THE CABINET
MINISTERS WHO GET HANDED CUSHY JOBS AT MEGABUCK LAW
FIRMS DESPITE HAVING EVER PRACTICED LAW FOR ALL OF
LIKE A COUPLE WEEKS FIFTEEN YEARS AGO.
THIS STORY IS ABOUT THAT LAST ONE.
MISTER MACKAY, ARE YOU READY TO ENTER YOUR CLIENT’S PLEA?
I SHOULD THINK SO YOUR HONOUR, AFTER FOUR YEARS
STRIDING THE GLOBAL STAGE IN ONE OF THE MOST POWER-
FUL POSITIONS IN THIS ENTIRE NATION, I’D SAY I’M READY TO
HANDLE ANY CHALLENGE THIS WORLD CAN THROW AT ME!
MISTER MACKAY?
OH, SORRY, I WAS WAITING FOR THE PRIME
MINISTER TO TELL ME WHAT TO SAY.
MR HAMMOUD, YOU’VE TOLD THIS COURT THAT MY CLIENT ROBBED YOUR
CONVENIENCE STORE AND VICIOUSLY BEAT YOU... BUT ISN’T IT TRUE
THERE’S NOT ONE SCINTILLA OF EVIDENCE THAT ANY BEATING TOOK
PLACE, AND THAT YOU’RE JUST A DUPE OF 7-11 WHO’S SLANDERING THE
HONOUR OF THE BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO BUY SLIM JIMS AND
MOUNTAIN DEW!!
SCREW YOU,
YOU LYING
DOUCHEBAG.
CRAP. ONE OF
THESE DAYS
THAT ONE’S
GONNA WORK
28 DECEMBER 7, 2010 ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK
LISTEN MAN - YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE GUY AND EVERYTHING,
BUT I’M THINKING MAYBE I WANT A DIFFERENT LAWYER.
I MEAN, TO TELL YOU THE
TRUTH I KINDA THOUGHT
YOU WERE THAT UGLY
PRINCE DUDE WHO JUST
GOT ENGAGED.
I’M
GUESSING.
HEY, TRUST ME - I GOT
THIS! JUST WATCH ME
CROSS-EXAMINE THIS
WITNESS!
NEVER MIND - I DIRECT THE COURT’S ATTENTION TO THE INTERIOR
LAYOUT OF MR HAMMOUD’S STORE, WHICH MAKES IT PHYSICALLY
IMPOSSIBLE FOR EVENTS TO HAVE OCCURRED AS HE DESCRIBES THEM!
FOR SOME REASON THEY
WOULDN’T LET ME IN.