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BUT OKAY THEN... I MAY NOT HAVE
ANY “FACTS” OR “EVIDENCE” - BUT
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS I CAN ALWAYS
JUST USE MY SMOOTH, HUNKY GOOD
LOOKS TO CHARM THE JURY...
...WHICH IS MADE UP ENTIRELY
OF RICH BLONDE CHICKS I USED
TO DATE?!? AWWW COME ON!!
SO UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING RELEVANT TO THIS CASE
TO SAY, I SUGGEST YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND SIT DOWN!
WAIT A MINUTE - SIT DOWN...
SIT...
ROLL OVER...
GOOD DOG...
...DOG!!
OF COURSE!
THAT’S IT!!!
AND THAT IS WHY I GAVE MY CLIENT MY SACRED PLEDGE TO
DEFEND HIS COMPLETE AND UTTER INNOCENCE WITH EVERY
OUNCE OF MY STRENGTH TO THE VERY ENDS OF THE EARTH!
YEAH! RIGHT ON! I TAKE IT ALL
BACK, MAN - YOU ARE THE BEST
LAWYER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
MISTER MACKAY, IT IS OBVIOUS TO THIS COURT THAT YOU ARE
COMPLETELY UNPREPARED TO ARGUE THIS CASE... AND ALSO, SINCE
YOU’VE PUBLICLY SAID THE RUMOUR ABOUT YOU QUITTING FOR A LAW
JOB WASN’T TRUE, THE WHOLE PREMISE OF THIS PAGE DOESN’T EVEN
MAKE SENSE ANY MORE.
AWWW MAN!
FURTHERMORE, I
TOTALLY THINK YOU
LOOK LIKE THAT UGLY
PRINCE GUY TOO
ON THE NIGHT OF THE ROBBERY, MY CLIENT HAD JUST BROKEN UP WITH
HIS GIRLFRIEND - AND AS EVERYONE WHO’S EVER GONE THROUGH AN
INTENSE PERSONAL HEARTBREAK KNOWS, THE FIRST THING YOU DO
WHEN YOU BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS INVITE THE PRESS TO
YOUR DAD’S FARM TO TAKE SAD PICTURES OF YOU WITH A DOG!
HOWEVER, AFTER TALKING TO THE PROSECUTION FOR A COUPLE
MINUTES I’VE DECIDED TO MERGE WITH THEM INSTEAD.
HE’S TOTALLY GUILTY YOUR HONOUR!
THIS PHOTO
PROVES HIS
WHEREABOUTS
AT THE TIME IN
QUESTION!
MY CLIENT COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE COMMITTED THIS CRIME!
THAT REFERENCE IS
LIKE SEVEN YEARS OLD!
STILL
TOPICAL.
ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK DECEMBER 7, 2010 29