Issue No. 15
Discover the Drome, Nyons - the last Provencal frontier, Charente-Maritime, Burgundy, Paris gastronomy, Nice, secret Provence, recipes, a whole lot more. It's the next best thing to being in France...
Discover the Drome, Nyons - the last Provencal frontier, Charente-Maritime, Burgundy, Paris gastronomy, Nice, secret Provence, recipes, a whole lot more. It's the next best thing to being in France...
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“Attention!” I shout. I’m standing just<br />
outside the group, waving my iPhone. On<br />
the screen is the Pétanque-ometer, a clever<br />
little app that David Stuart told me about.<br />
You hold your phone over the cochonnet,<br />
and the app draws concentric rings to<br />
show precisely which ball is closest. I push<br />
my way into the middle of the group.<br />
“Regardez,” I say, lining up the phone with<br />
the boules. The whole group leans in. They<br />
look at the phone. They look at me.<br />
Then Robert starts clucking. Low at first,<br />
then louder. Soon everyone is imitating a<br />
chicken. “Look at the screen,” I say, “It’s<br />
Jeannine. Jeannine is closest!” The<br />
clucking gives way to out-and-out<br />
heckling.<br />
“Merci, monsieur iPhone,” says Robert. He<br />
turns to the crowd: “Mesdames et<br />
messieurs, c’est Steve Jobs!”<br />
Aimée runs over to a lavender bush and<br />
breaks off a length of stem. She runs back<br />
and stretches it from the cochonnet to one<br />
boule, and then to the other. She looks up<br />
at Jean-Pierre.<br />
“C’est Marco!” he cries. The players nod<br />
their heads in agreement. Jean-Pierre looks<br />
at me pityingly, and says I can throw out<br />
the marker to start the next round.<br />
“Allez, monsieur iPhone,” he says, handing<br />
me the cochonnet.<br />
Eileen and Sara beam from the sidelines.<br />
We were in.<br />
Marty Neumeier is the author of Beginning<br />
French by Les Americains. Find out more at<br />
his website: Beginning French