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EXIT ZERO
cape may’s peppy periodical • march 3, 2022 • volume 20, number 4
Pedego At The Point
Allie and Mike took their Pedego electric bikes for a spin at the Cape May Lighthouse on
Monday, February 21. Pedego opened up a new business at Park Boulevard in West Cape
May. Aleksey Moryakov
MEET OUR NEW TEAM MEMBERS
Connor Eckel
Salesperson/Photographer/
Marketing Coordinator
(C): 609.741.9661
(O): 609.884.1300
Volha Kislaya
Salesperson/
Office Coordinator
(C): 609.369.0646
(O): 609.884.1300
Helena Miller
Salesperson
(C): 609.675.1883
(O): 609.884.1300
Cristina Patton
Front Desk Manager
(C): 609.827.2630
(O): 609.884.1300
MaryAnn Reed
Salesperson
(C): 609.330.1190
(O): 609.551.4066
Jesse Shea
Salesperson
(C): 609.770.1740
(O): 609.884.1300
Carolyn Zebrowski
Salesperson
(C): 610.331.4675
(O): 609.884.1300
Edward Zebrowski III
Salesperson
(C): 609.425.8708
(O): 609.884.1300
1001 Lafayette St.,
Cape May
609.884.1300
2505 Bayshore Rd., Unit 1,
Lower Township
609.886.6000
901 New Jersey Ave.,
North Wildwood
609.551.4066
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Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record
www.deSatnickRealEstate.com
www.DREService.com 609.898.1600
2/21: Around The Town At Cape May Brew Co.
William, Tiffany
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM
Spring
FARM-TO-TABLE
DINNERS
As spring flowers rise slowly from the fields, join us for
a delicious Farm-to-Table Dinner at our Farm. We’ll use
fresh ingredients harvested daily for his multi-course
menu—a unique experience each week.
Learn More & Reserve at
BeachPlumFarmCapeMay.com
140 Stevens Street
West Cape May, NJ 08204
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 3
2/26: Bridal Shower For Elda Kokuri At The Pier House
Gram with the ladies
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INDOOR &
OUTDOOR
DINING
11:30-10 daily
Live Music
Wed, Fri, Sat 6-9
Serving dinner from 4:30pm
nightly starting March 4!
322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May
609-884-9119 tishasfinedining.com
3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May
609-889-7000 • 5WestPub.com
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A Cape May
Classic
since 1926
live music 10pm-1am
MAR 4 ... KARATE GARAGE
MAR 5 ... DJ DENNY OH
OPEN DAILY FOR INSIDE AND OUTSIDE DINING
All Your Favorite Mug Dishes!
426 WASHINGTON STREET • 609-884-3459 Follow us on Facebook
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 5
2/26: Bridal Shower For Elda Kokuri At The Pier House
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Alex, Sierra, Evan, Jasmine
Dottie, Francesca, Harriett
Haley, Cate, Rebecca, Shannon
Amila, Marjana, Elda, Laura
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Gram, Becky, Barbara
2/26: Bridal Shower For Elda Kokuri At The Pier House
Angel, Danyelle
Elda and mother of the bride Marjana
Harriett, Joanie
Francesca, Jill Laura, Rayannna Gram, Becky
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Open Daily 9-6
609-886-5121
1215 Bayshore Road,
At Bates Avenue, Villas
USDA Choice & Above-Custom Cut Meats
& Fresh Cut-to-Order Deli Meats & Cheeses
GAISS’ OWN HANDCRAFTED...
« International Award-Winning Artisan Sausages
« Regional Award-Winning Bacon
« National Award-Winning Hams
« Gaiss’ Award-Winning Chorizo Chili
AND FINE LOCAL PRODUCTS
« Busy Bee Honey
« Harry & Beans Fresh Coffee Beans
« Hank Sauce
« Cape May Peanut Butter
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 7
The Exit Zero Information Page
Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some
ABOUT THE MAGAZINE
HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO
REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER
SEND A VACATION PHOTO
Editor & Publisher Jack Wright
Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan
Content Manager Nicole James
Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien,
Melissa O’Donnell
Photographer Aleksey Moryakov
609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com
Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is
delivered to around 300 establishments
in the area. But you can get a jump
on it by reading online every Tuesday
morning! We also operate a retail store
and restaurant (see below), located at
110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful
Cape Island.
«Email us at photo@exitzero.com
(write Photo Order in subject line) and
tell us the date the photo appeared
and on which page. Our photographer
Aleksey handles all photo orders.
RESERVATIONS POLICY
«Email info@exitzero.com and write
PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or
call 609-770-8479. There is no charge,
but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will
show up. Aleksey is a busy boy!
READ US ONLINE
«We love pictures of our magazine on
vacation. Email your photos and details
to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON
VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT
send hard copies. They don’t print well.
ADVERTISE
Please note: We no longer offer
subscriptions to our weekly magazine.
Too many people were receiving issues
very late or, in some cases, not at
all. That’s all down to the vagaries of
sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You
can pay $100 to get EZ delivered firstclass
(there is a hardcore of fans who
DO this!). Call 609-770-8479 if you’d like
to order.
EXIT ZERO HOSPITALITY
«Exit Zero Filling Station is open
Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9. To
make a reservation, visit exitzero.com/
fillingstation and click the red BOOK
NOW button.
«You can read our issues online,
courtesy of our virtual magazine reader.
Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and
click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE.
Enjoy!
«This magazine is funded through
advertising – so please support our
advertisers! To discuss our affordable
packages, contact us on 609-770-8479
or write to us at info@exitzero.com.
The Exit Zero Hospitality group also
operate the Exit Zero Filling Station
restaurant in Cape May and recently
took over the concessions at Cape May-
Lewes ferry terminal in North Cape May.
Three new restaurants will launch this
spring — Exit Zero Ferry Station, The
Lookout and Boat Drinks. Cafe 64 is
already open daily. We have named our
exciting new operation Ferry Park!
If you are interested in enjoying
private events at Ferry Park, from
birthday parties and anniversaries to
weddings (large and small), reach out
to our Director of Sales, Programming
and Events Krystina Kennedy, on
krystina@exitzero.com.
To reach us at Ferry Park, call 609-551-
4209 or email us at info@exitzero.com.
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u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST
We concealed our mascot Phil in an ad in this issue. Enter by emailing info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART
CONTEST in subject line) with name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone
number. Entries by March 10. Winner gets a $20 gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook
page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image — happy hunting!
2/26: Bridal Shower For
Elda Kokuri At The Pier House
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Harbor
View
Francesca, Mary, Relly, Shelly, Laura
RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR
INSIDE DINING
Thu-Sun from 11:30am
Full Menu Upstairs
OPEN ALL WINTER!
Thursday Night Prime Rib Dinner $24
Sunday Night Turkey Dinner $20
Elda and the boys
Happy Hour
Thu-Fri 3-6
Marjana, Francesca, Taylor, Elda
954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY
609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 9
2/26: Bridal Shower For Elda Kokuri At The Pier House
Elda and Taylor
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Jenn
Gift Cards &
Growlers
Available!
Beer Service in
our Beer Grove
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Thu-Sat 12-8pm
Sun 12-6pm
Temperature-controlled indoor seating yearround.
Climate-controlled UV air purifiers
installed to reduce airborne germs.
733 SEASHORE ROAD, CAPE MAY
All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum
Romantic Seaside Getaway
9 Luxr Guest Rooms
Sering Dinner
beginning at 5pm
Thursday - Sunday
RESERVATIONS REQUIRED
Live Piano Satrday Evenings
1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090
WWW.PETERSHIELDSINN.COM
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 11
2/26: Bridal Shower For Elda Kokuri At The Pier House
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Elda and her bridesmaids
Elda and her high school friends
Elda and her family
The Pier House and La Mer Beachfront Resort Team
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Feed Our Friends
Recently, Pat Stocker and her husband Tom nominated
her brother and sister-in-law Frank and Peggy for Feed
Our Friends. “My brother Frank just came home from the
hospital,” she says. “He and his wife Peggy really deserve
a break after what they have been through.” EZ employee
Olivia Matthews delivered Thai lobster and coco salmon
curry and peanut butter pie for dessert.
Do you have a great friend who deserves a delicious meal,
or know of a community member who goes above and
beyond for others? Tell us why they deserve it and they
could receive a meal for up to four from Exit Zero Filling
Station.
The only way to nominate someone is to email info@
exitzero.com with THANK YOU FRIEND as the subject.
Please note, this applies only to the Cape Mays, Villas and
Del Haven.
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2/23: Around The Town At Behr Brewing
Steve, Cat and friends!
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Starter
Cheddar potato soup
Cheesy potato soup topped with crispy
bacon, cheddar cheese, and chives
App
Irish Whiskey
Pairing Dinner
Friday, March 18 at 6pm
$85.00 per person
Enjoy a 4-course dinner
paired with 4 flavorful Irish
whiskies and a special guest
speaker.
Reservations required by phone.
Purple cabbage and pecan salad
Sliced purple cabbage with pecan red and
green onions tossed in a soy vinaigrette
Dinner
Whisky glazed Salmon
Glazed salmon with roasted fingerling and
asparagus topped with a whisky maple glaze
Dessert
Guinness Stout Cake
Rich, tender chocolate cake laced with
Guinness Stout chocolate ganache, and a
decadent Irish whiskey caramel sauce
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May 609-898-2244 capemaylamer.com
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 15
Where We’re Eating
Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week
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Wine, Beer, Liquor and so much more!!!
WINTER WINE SALE CONTINUES! Save 10% on
6 bottles. Save 15% on 12 bottles or more.
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Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or,
maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent
dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on
what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked
about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served
us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general lay of the land.
The place: George’s Place — a favorite of ours especially during the
off-season when ordering lunch in Cape May is a bit tricky. We stopped
at their original location on Beach Avenue.
The server: Dylan has been part of the Kara Restaurant Group for
five seasons. He sticks to Vintage — one of their restaurants on the
grounds of the Physick Estate — during the summertime, but in the
off-season, George’s Place is where he makes his money. “It’s such a
great company to work for — if you work for one, you have the possibilities
of working for them all,” he tells us. “Everyone in the Karapanagiotis
family and all management really cares for each employee and if
we’re putting in the effort, they’ll help us with whatever we need.” The
comfortable environment isn’t the only thing that keeps Dylan coming
back each season, it’s also the food. “My favorite thing on the menu is
the havarti panini, but I usually get it on a wrap and it’s delicious,” he
says. That’s Jack’s favorite lunch order and he can definitely attest to it.
The food: Kayla and Nicole went in for breakfast on Friday morning,
something they don’t often get to do. It was a pretty gloomy and
rainy morning, so Beach Avenue was the opposite of “jumpin.” Nice for
us because we were seated right away. First things first — we got our
coffee before we thought about anything else. Morning routines were
thrown a little off kilter and coffee went down later than usual so we had
to act fast to avoid crankiness. Kayla had her favorite, the Limoncello
French toast while Nicole went for the traditional benedict. We were
happy and full for hours to follow.
The takeaway: George’s Place not only has a great breakfast menu,
but lunch is always delicious. Check it out at one of their four locations
— the original on Beach Avenue, Cape May Court House, Wildwood
Crest and their most recent in the Washington Commons on Ocean
Street in Cape May. And don’t forget about all the other great spots that
will be opening for the season like Vintage, Younger Brother, Shamone
and SCOLA.
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Cape May ferry terminal
Hot & cold sandwiches,
coffee drinks, juices,
snacks - plus a cool
range of Ferry Park &
Exit Zero merchandise
OPEN DAILY
CAFE 64 6am-6pm
visitferrypark.com
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Undertow
Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence
People often ask me, “Terry? Why
do you hate this time of year so
much?” Well, I’ll tell you why. Last
Wednesday at 6pm it was 68 degrees
and last Thursday at 6pm it was 34
degrees with intermittent flurries. I mean…
Okay, WCFA-LP 101.5, I’m onto you. After
kicking off the 8am hour last Thursday with
back-to-back Squeeze and REM songs (my
two favorite bands and a feat perhaps never
accomplished before on radio on purpose),
this week it was “What’s With Terry.” Not only
is this 1980 song a hilarious banger, it’s performed
by The Undertones. The Undertones!
And I write The Undertow! It works on so
many levels.
About five songs later they played the sublime
“Some Fantastic Place,” which is not only
the best Squeeze song but is maybe just the
best song. From 8am to 10am was, once again,
a great mix of new wave hits and obscurities. I
can’t speak for the other 22 hours of the day, but
these two were very solid. Thanks.
The wife paid a surprise visit to my day job
at Cape Island Foods, where she got to witness
firsthand the thrilling task of me putting labels
on jars, putting those jars in boxes and stacking
those boxes on a shelf. I know, it’s like being
married to Evel Knievel. I believe I may have
also invented a medical condition — Peanut
Butter Elbow. Occurs after spending six-plus
consecutive hours screwing lids on jars of peanut
butter. True story.
My boss at CIF, Vince Shetzline, after
watching me build a bunch of shelves and racks
last week, suggested I write about shelves and
racks in this week’s column. Don’t tell me what
to write, Vince! I’ve been doing this a long time
and know how to put together a column! I don’t
need suggestions from normies like you! I am
my own man who speaks his own words and
I cannot be bought or persuaded! You can take
that to the bank! But it was about four racks
and six shelves.
I’ve given CIF Director of Peanut Butter,
Don Brag, a little grief the last couple
weeks. That was before I knew he drove a
silver-and-crimson Dodge Charger. I hereby
rescind all previous jokes and will not be making
any future jokes at his expense. Chargers
make you joke-proof.
Crazy Idiot of the Week: Tommy Caruso
went flying past the North Cape May Wawa
on his speed bike WITHOUT A HELMET! Tsk
tsk. It’s okay, though. Recent geological studies
have proven his skull to be the hardest substance
on Earth. (Tommy is going to punch me
in the face so hard one of these days…)
Angel of the Week: Sandy Mannik (and, by
extension, her husband Ralph) is, perhaps, my
#1 fan, and not in that creepy Kathy-Bates-in-
Lunch 11:30 - 4pm
Sunday, Monday and Thursday Dinner 4pm-8pm
Friday and Saturday Dinner 4pm-9pm
Happy Hour Sunday, Monday, Thursday & Friday 2 - 6 pm
Closed Tuesday and Wednesday
FINS SUNDAY SOCIALS ARE BACK!
Mar 6th - Disabled Veterans of America
Mar 13th - Cape May Stage
Mar 20th - Animal Outreach
Mar 27th - Cape May Cares
Apr 3rd - CM Kiwanis Club
All Sunday Socials 10:30am - 2:30pm
Ken Shiles & Cibon
Mar 4
7pm
Entertainment Schedule
Amy Duo
Mar 5
7pm
Indelible Groove
Mar 6
11am
142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com
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Adored by
Visitors...
March Wine Sale
Open Daily 10am-10pm
Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052
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Loved by
Locals!
New
Gluten-free
options!
OPEN Fri, Sat, Sun 7-2
Beach & Grant 609-884-3772
Misery way (okay, maybe a little in
that Kathy-Bates-in-Misery way).
She not only hits the ol’ tip jar
several times a night (seriously, I
have to cut her off sometimes), she
made me feel pretty okay about
that cupid costume on Valentine’s
Day.
After four years of dropping
off Exit Zero at Evolution Salon &
Spa in North Cape May it finally
occurred to me to ask hairstylist
Scott his last name. It’s Manns.
So now you know. Scott, buddy,
if by chance some miracle occurs
and I’m in need of a haircut I can’t
give myself in 30 seconds with a
beard trimmer, you’ll be the first
guy I call.
Marshall, the Nauti Spirits
guard dog, was on patrol last
Thursday morning, but without
his usual vim and vigor (i.e. he
wasn’t barking at me) which can
mean only one thing; the little guy
got snipped! Am I right? Those
poor, poor puppy balls…
After watching the first two
episodes of season four of The
Marvelous Mrs Maisel I am now 3%
Jewish.
Exit Zero Filling Station manager
Katie Dowe made the fatal
mistake of bringing me fresh and
plentiful drinks while I powered
through what we’ll just call “The
Cupid Episode.” This means she
has now become my personal
drink freshener. Here’s the thing
I like about the drinks she pours
me: they’re strong. Here’s the
thing I don’t like about the drinks
she pours me: nothing.
One of the things I love about
my wife is that, no matter how
many times she’s sung a song, she
still looks at me with wide-eyed
bewilderment and asks, “How
does this go?” Except “Happy
Birthday”. She’s got that one fairly
locked in.
Jerry Kolber has, without
complaint, learned every song I’ve
asked of him, and always plays
them with a smile no matter
how dastardly some of the chord
changes are. Thank you, Jerry!
New Reader of the Week:
Gary Daniels from Phoenixville,
PA. We had a nice chat at Cafe
64 in the ferry terminal last week
where he had no idea just how
famous I was until I told him. He
told me Hall of Fame catcher Mike
Piazza had a brother who was a
better baseball player than he was.
I did not know that. Now I do.
Gary was also one of two people
within 15 minutes who told
me how much they like my glass
frames, which I’ve been wearing
for going on two years and upon
which nobody had ever commented
before. Weird.
I’m not accepting anymore
Facebook friend requests unless
they come with a message saying
“Hello, I’m a human.” And maybe
a credit card number.
Sex is great and all but did
you ever clear a really hard level of
Candy Crush in one move?
Marry Me, starring J-Lo and
Owen Wilson, streaming on
Peacock, is exactly what you think
it is — a throwback to the 90s heyday
of the RomCom/Chick Flick.
And that’s okay.
Bud Next is the beer I’ve been
dreaming of for nearly 52 years.
Zero carbs and is beer.
Now is the best time to drive
through Harbor View parking lot.
It’s flat and smooth and you better
enjoy it now because in a few
months it’s going to look like a
bombed-out runway at a Beirut
airport.
Peacemaker was… fine, though
I’m a little over the it’s-funny-because-the-superhero-said-the-fword
style of humor wrought by
Deadpool. And if you know anything
about the state of modern
comic books, then you had no
doubt from the moment she was
introduced in episode one that the
non-super powered out-of-shape
Black lesbian was going to save
the day. Nothing against out-ofshape
Black lesbians. I am also out
of shape. And a lesbian (trapped in
a man’s body). Never been Black,
though. Still, two outta three…
’Til next week, don’t get
caught in The Undertow.
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 21
Open Mon-Fri 3-9
and sat-sun 12-9
open for indoor dining
plus outdoor dining or...
Book one of our
Fabulous
Cozy trailers + ski tents
WE’VE WAIVED THE BOOKING FEE
FOR THE REST OF THE WINTER!!!
FOR TAKEOUT, PLEASE
Call 609-770-8479
to order. takeout is
available from 3pm.
NEW! Join us for
Sunset Social
3-5 Sun-Thu
$5 Sips + Snacks
110 Sunset Boulevard • 609-770-8479 • exitzero.com
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2/20: MAC Crafts And Collectibles
Show At Cape May Convention Hall
Uncle Bill’s
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
And FAMILY RESTAURANT
Christine
Reopening March 18
Mon-Fri 7am-2pm
Sat-Sun 6:30am-2
-2pm
BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY
Rose, Mike
Teresa, Jackie
GREAT STEAKS
AND SEAFOOD
BAR OPEN
THU, FRI, SAT
FROM 4pm
SERVING DINNER
FRI, SAT
FROM 5pm
615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY
609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com
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Print your photos
directly from your
phone onto tiles,
metals, coasters
and more.
Personalized,
same-day service
while you wait.
Makes a great gift!
2/20: MAC Crafts And Collectibles
Show At Cape May Convention Hall
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Cape May Snaps is also an interactive gallery featuring
works by local Cape May artists and photographers
Minnie
484-639-1158
Washington Commons, 315 Ocean Street #12
Facebook.com/groups/CapeMaySnaps
PATRICIA
JACKSON
Jewelers
Open Fri & Sat 12-5
TJ, Megan
Creators of Cape May
and Exit 0 Charms!
Custom work in platinum, 18k & 14k gold
or sterling silver is our specialty
only on-premises jewelers in the area
414 Bank Street • 884-0323 • patjacksonjewelers.com
Sean Taylor
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Joe
Canal’s
OF CAPE MAY
DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet
Visit joe-canals.com - click on Cape May location
to place orders for curbside pickup.
918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY • 609-884-7676
& RIO GRANDE @ 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH • 609-886-9786
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 25
THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE
What You Need To
Know About The
Food And The Vibe
Meals
Served
Price Of
Entrées
Bar Or
BYOB?
Should I
Book?
Food For
Kids?
Other
Details
ALEATHEA’S
7 Ocean Street, Cape May
(609) 884-5555
www.innofcapemay.com
Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the
beach. In warmer months, enjoy a cocktail on their
lovely porch as you watch people go by.
B, L, D
$12-$38
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
u b
H
U
BEACH PLUM FARM
140 Stevens Street, Cape May
(609) 602-0128
www.beachplumfarmcapemay.com
Enjoy the quiet beauty of this 62-acre farm in West
Cape May and then indulge in the farm-to-table
treats for breakfast or lunch. The soups, salads,
sandwiches and juices are excellent.
B, L, D
VARIES
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
BYOB NO YES
u b
U
THE BLUE PIG TAVERN
200 Congress Place, Cape May
(609) 884-8422
www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern
Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite
of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic
tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a
choice of indoor and outdoor dining.
B, L, D
$17-$36
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR YES YES
u b
U
THE BOILER ROOM
200 Congress Place, Cape May
(609) 884-8421
www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom
The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with
exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a
dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven
pizza with draft beers.
L, D
$10-$16
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR YES YES u
THE BROWN ROOM
200 Congress Place, Cape May
(609) 884-8422
www.caperesorts.com/brownroom
Congress Hall’s lounge got a very groovy, very sexy
renovation. The bar was enlarged (and moved) and
there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to
enjoy great drinks and a great vibe.
Bar Menu
and
Cocktails
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR NO NO u
CAFE 64
1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May
(609)551-4209
www.visitferrypark.com/cafe-64
CAPE MAY FISH MARKET
408 Washington Street, Cape May
(609) 770-3790
capemayfishmarket.com
DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL
400 Washington Street, Cape May
(609) 770-8559
www.delaneyscapemay.com
Step inside the new eatery and retail store at the
Cape May ferry terminal. Enjoy a quick meal or snack
before hopping on the ferry and shop all the Exit Zero
and new Ferry Park Swag!
Comfy joint in the middle of the mall, featuring a raw
bar, surf-n-turf entrées, sandwiches and burgers, plus
outside tables for some great people-watching!
As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get
Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat
pies have been receiving rave reviews.
B, L, D
L, D
L, D
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$12-$36
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$12-$25
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
N/A NO YES
BYOB NO YES
u b
H
b
FULL BAR NO YES
b
H
H
THE EAT WELL
508 Townbank Road, North Cape May
(609) 600-7077
www.eatwellcapemay.com
Focused on community, this restaurant provides
fresh homemade food made from local ingredients,
including fresh-baked artisan breads.
L, D
$7-$17
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
BYOB NO YES
b U
H
THE EBBITT ROOM
25 Jackson Street, Cape May
(609) 884-5700
www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom
Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch,
overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the
buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar.
D
$28-$38
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR YES NO u
EL PUEBLO TAQUERIA
3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May
(609) 600-3793
www.elpueblotaqueria.com
Located in North Cape May and their newest
location on the Cape May beachfront, serving up
affordable and authentic Mexican dishes made from
only the freshest ingredients.
L, D
$9-$16
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
BYOB NO YES
u b
H
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season
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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE
What You Need To
Know About The
Food And The Vibe
Meals
Served
Price Of
Entrées
Bar Or
BYOB?
Should I
Book?
Food For
Kids?
E. M. HEMINGWAY’S
1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May
(609) 884-5611
www.hemingwayscapemay.com
Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers
fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials. All
right across from the beachfront. Great place to
watch sports, too.
B, L, D
$15-$38
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
u b
H
EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION
110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May
(609) 770-8479
www.exitzero.com
Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun
American dishes, too and great burgers. Enjoy drafts
and cans from Cape May Brewing Co plus some
seriously crafty cocktails.
L, D
$15-$29
Cards:
V, MC,AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
b
H U
FINS BAR & GRILLE
142 Decatur Street, Cape May
(609) 884-3449
www.finscapemay.com
Inside, enjoy the exciting maritime-themed decor
inside. Outside, you can enjoy eating out in the
middle of Decatur Street, under the canopy.
L, D
$17-$37
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
b
H U
5 WEST PUB
3729 Bayshore Road, North Cape May
(609) 889-7000
www.5westpub.com
GEORGE’S PLACE
3001 Beach Avenue, Cape May
(609) 884-6088
www.kararestaurantgroup.com
This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s.
Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and
high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere.
This local legend of an eatery serves up their signature
breakfast items, mouth-watering lunches and
generous dinners all in a welcoming and relaxed
environment.
L, D
B, L, D
$6-$20
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$8-$27
CASH ONLY
FULL BAR NO YES
u b
H U
BYOB NO YES b H
HARBOR VIEW
954 Ocean Drive
(609) 884-5444
www.harborviewcapemay.com
A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe,
good food, regular entertainment, and the views are
spectacular.
L, D
$6-$30
Cards:
V, MC
FULL BAR NO YES
u b
H U
ICCARA ITALIAN BISTRO
311 Mansion Street, Cape May
(609) 884-0200
www.iccaracapemay.com
Just steps from the Washington Street Mall, Iccara
Italian Bistro & Seafood brings you the fresh flavors of
Italy in a charming, welcoming atmosphere.
D
$25-$39
Cards:
V, MC,
D, AE
BYOB YES YES
u b
H
THE LOBSTER HOUSE
Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May
(609) 884-8296
www.thelobsterhouse.com
Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast,
dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the
Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape
May experience.
L, D
$5-$48.50
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
u b
H U
LUCKY BONES
1200 Route 109, Cape May
609) 884-BONE
www.luckybonesgrill.com
A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent
food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar
vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time.
L, D
$6-$25
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR
For tables
of eight or
more
YES
u b
H
MAD BATTER
19 Jackson Street, Cape May
(609) 884-5970
www.madbatter.com
MARIO’S PIZZA
Washington Commons
(609) 884-0085
www.mariosofcapemay.com
It’s the original fine dining restaurant in Cape May.
The food is always creative and the breakfasts and
brunches, hard to beat — hence the lines.
Homemade specialties and secret sauces, from classic
pizza (using homemade dough daily) to paninis, garlic
knots and pasta dishes.
B, L, D
L, D
$26-$37
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$6-$20
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
BYOB NO YES
b
H
u b
H U
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season
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Funny thing about spoiler alerts... after
a film’s been out for a few months, can
the plot really be spoiled? I still can’t
tell people what happens in The Sixth
Sense, a masterpiece in suspense from
20+ years ago. In the case of Spider-Man: No
Way Home, I guess I’m spoiling some — but
nothing more than you’d catch on a trailer.
The idea of parallel realities is nothing
new. The concept goes back to “evil twin”
plots of ancient mythology. To say the Marvel
Universe takes the concept to new levels is
a multidimensional understatement. Spider-
Man: No Way Home rips holes in the fabric of
all we know.
This was the first film that brought me
back to theaters post pandemic. What choice
did I have? It would seem that “no way home“
had no way to be viewed at home. It’s still in
theaters and not online. You could say this film
single handedly brought audiences back to the
theater (well, at least it led the way).
Humor is the “universal” theme of this
flick. In this installment, Tom Holland plays
The Movie Column
By arts columnist Tom Sims
Spider-Man. But he’s not the only one. Andrew
Garfield and Tobey Maguire also reprise their
role as the webslinger. How? Dr. Strange
(Benedict Cumberbatch) allows for a spell
that brings anyone who knew Peter Parker was
Spider-Man from not just our world but other
realities as well. Yes, it is about as comic as it
all sounds. That’s why this film spends a lot of
the time delivering its twists and turns with
tongue firmly planted in cheek.
This movie has several compelling elements,
but none more important than its
uncanny ability to not take itself so seriously.
The banter between Dr. Strange and Spider-
Man is priceless. He can barely tolerate the
adolescent hero and spends much of the movie
undoing damage Parker does.
This is not to say the movie doesn’t have
profound moments. Those scenes play out
beautifully. In fact, if they hadn’t, I’m not sure
how I’d feel about the film overall. Although
I’m not a big fan of having too many characters,
the pace and energy of this film goes a
long way to simply allowing us to have fun.
My favorite villain in the Spider-Man series has
always been Doctor Octopus (Alfred Molina).
To see the kids of this Spidey universe giggling
at his name is worth the price of admission.
Despite the deliberate silliness, the visuals
and action in this film set themselves worlds
apart from anything before. Pun intended. If
you want to understand the universe Marvel
is unfolding, No Way Home is your passport to
explore.
The Definition
of Good Taste
1298 Hornet Road
wingnutz.net
324 Carpenter’s Lane
spicecellar.net
516 Carpenter’s Lane
capemaypeanutbutterco.com
304 Washington Street
capemaycheese.com
324 Carpenter’s Lane
capemayoliveoilcompany.com
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THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE
What You Need To
Know About The
Food And The Vibe
Meals
Served
Price Of
Entrées
Bar Or
BYOB?
Should I
Book?
Food For
Kids?
MAYER’S TAVERN
894 3rd Avenue, Cape May
(609) 435-5078
www.mayerstavern.com
The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened with
a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman
family. But the character remains, along with those
fried scallops.
D
$15-$19
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
u b
H
MERION INN
106 Decatur Street, Cape May
(609) 884-8363
www.merion inn.com
MUDHEN
127 W. Rio Grande Avenue, Wildwood
(609) 846-7918
www.mudhenbrew.com
The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period
fittings and classy staff give a special ambience.
Listen to live piano music as you eat, or linger over
cocktails at the classic bar. Patio dining available, too.
Sip on craft beers inside this rustic brewpub while
enjoying delicious and casual fare including their
BBQ smokehouse menu, juicy burgers and specialty
mac-and-cheese dishes. Great outdoor space!
D
L, D
$10-$34
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$14-$35
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR YES YES
FULL BAR NO YES
u b
H U
u b
H U
OCEAN VIEW
Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May
(609) 884-3772
www.oceanviewrestaurant.com
A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food,
oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A
locals’ favorite for a reason.
B, L, D
$9-$30
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
BYOB NO YES
u b
H
OUT THERE COFFEE
315 Ocean Street, Cape May
www.outtherecoffee.com
Start every morning with their home-roasted coffee,
super-food lattes, gluten free baked goods and
varieties of toasts and frozen drinks.
Pastries,
toast and
snacks
$5-$10
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
N/A NO YES
b
H U
OYSTER BAY
615 Lafayette Street, Cape May
(609) 884-2111
www.oysterbayrestaurant.com
Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining
bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar
menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic,
generous dishes.
D
$12-$29
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
FULL BAR YES YES
u b
H
PEACE PIE
326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May
(609) 435-5321
www.peacepieworld.com
Enjoy gourmet ice-cream sandwiches and signature
Peace Pie squares made with your favorite flavors of
ice cream.
Dessert
$6
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
N/A NO YES
b
H
PETER SHIELDS INN
1301 Beach Avenue, Cape May
(609) 884-9090
www.petershieldsinn.com
The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and
the modern American menu matches it all the way.
Bring your own favorite wine for a singular dining
experience on the beachfront.
D
$22-$39
Cards:
V, MC, D
BYOB YES NO H
PIER HOUSE
1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May
(609) 898-2244
www.capemaylamer.com
RIO STATION
3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande
(609) 889-2000
www.riostation.com
This chic, airy restaurant, steps from the beach, is
housed in La Mer Beachfront Resort, serving up
Mediterranean-influenced dishes. The patio is the
perfect place to enjoy the ocean breezes.
While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still
serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.
Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have
unveiled an exciting breakfast menu.
B, L, D
B, L, D
$12-$48
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$13-$29
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
FULL BAR YES YES
FULL BAR YES YES
u b
H
u b
H
SAPORE ITALIANO
416 South Broadway, West Cape May
(609) 600-1422
www.saporeitalianorestaurant.com
Located in a magnificent Victorian mansion, with
plenty of outdoor dining, and the food does it justice.
Excellent Italian food and a lovely family-style
ambience.
D
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
BYOB YES YES
u b
H
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season
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What You Need To
Know About The
Food And The Vibe
Meals
Served
Price Of
Entrées
Bar Or
BYOB?
Should I
Book?
Food For
Kids?
SUNSET SUPPER CLUB
1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May
(609)551-4209
www.visitferrypark.com/supper-club
Try the exciting new pop-up restaurant on the second
floor of the Cape May ferry terminal. Enjoy casual fine
dining and tapas-sized portions paired with delicious
cocktails.
D
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
FULL BAR YES NO u b
TACO CABALLITO TEQUILERIA
429 Beach Avenue, Cape May
(609) 884-4800
www. tacocaballitotequileria.com
Formerly Cabanas Beach Bar & Grille, their reinvented
concept lets you enjoy authentic Mexican dishes and
handcrafted margaritas made with artisanal tequilas.
L, D
$10-$18
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES
b
H U
TISHA’S
318 Washington Street Mall, Cape May
(609) 884-9119
www.tishasfinedining.com
This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and
dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check
out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too.
B, L, D
$18-$35
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
BYOB YES YES b U
THE UGLY MUG
426 Washington Street Mall, Cape May
(609) 884-3459
A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic
pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for
people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live
entertainment.
L, D
$12-$25
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
FULL BAR NO YES b H
UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE
Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May
(609) 884-7199
Reliably good food — there is a reason why people
wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach
views — and dine with your dog if the weather is
nice.
B, L
$4-$9
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
BYOB NO YES
u b
H U
UNION PARK
Beach Avenue and Howard Street
(609) 884-8811
www.unionparkdiningroom.com
Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the
decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the
best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly
magazine.
D
$18-$35
Cards:
V, MC, AE
BYOB YES YES
u b
H
VIGGIANO’S ON SUNSET
109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May (609)
435-5026
www.viggianosbyob.com
A new family-friendly Italian restaurant, from the
same owners as the popular Conshocken restaurant.
Expect classic Italian food done right and a welcome
as hearty as the pasta dishes.
D
$15-$45
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
BYOB YES YES
u b
H
VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY
3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May
(609) 889-6610
www.vincenzoslittleitaly.com
VINTAGE
1048 Washington Street
609-224-6064
www.capemaymac.org
WASHINGTON INN
801 Washington Street, Cape May
(609) 884-5697
www.washingtoninn.com
If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun
Italian meal, look no further. The kids will love it.
Excellent pasta dishes, and they’ve recently expanded
their pizzeria.
The newest addition to the grounds of the Emlen
Physick Estate. Cape May MAC partnered with the
folks behind George’s Place to create a modern,
eclectic and delicious dining experience.
Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check
out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles;
they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey.
L, D
BRUNCH, D
D
$10-$31
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$9-$43
Cards:
V, MC,
AE, D
$18-$34
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
BYOB YES YES
BYOB YES NO
u b
H
u b
H U
FULL BAR YES YES
u b
H
YOUNGER BROTHER
314 Beach Avenue, Cape May
(609) 898-2009
www.kararestaurantgroup.com
Another fine eating experience from the Kara Group.
Enjoy brunch and dinner in this cozy beachfront
eatery. Their lobster brunch is one of the more
innovative menu creations in town.
BRUNCH, D
$14-$42
Cards:
V, MC, AE, D
BYOB YES NO b H
KEY u Onsite parking b Wheelchair accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season
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Cabin fever won’t seem so bad after you make
your way through these recipe books.
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609-884-1702 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM
Rachel, Loren, John
ARDEN’S KIDS
GIFTS & CLOTHING
Mercado family
OPEN DAILY
Washington Common, Cape May
609-884-8643 l lynnardens.com
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OPEN Sat-Sun 11-5
All other hours by appointment
Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler
Offering Custom Designs,
Watch Batteries & Repairs
Nicole, Teresa, Jackie
510 CARPENTERS LANE l 609-854-4489
Shop online at trinketscapemay.com
Cure for the cold... hot coffee
and a cool book
Nikki Jackson
Patti, Ashley, Cindy, Jen, Patience
Cape Atlantic
Book Company
OPEN @ 10am
City Centre Mall 2nd floor
Washington Street Mall, Cape May
(609) 846-7688 • capeatlanticbookco.com
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Cape May Wicker
1930 Route 9, Clermont | 609-624-3031
Open daily 9-5
203 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May | 609- 884-1849
Open Thu-Sun 9-5
15 % off Surfboard Bars & Tables!
Exclusively at Cape May Wicker.
Coffee tables $399, 4’ bar & 2 stools $749, 6’ bar & 4 stools $1299,
8’ longboard bar & 6 stools $1699. Pick your size, then pick
your favorite finish! Each surfboard is uniquely hand-painted,
then polyurethane sealed for outdoor use. No two are the same.
Outdoor covers available to protect your investment.
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Bird Droppings
Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu
Do you hear a raven? Maybe. Once
extirpated as a breeder in New
Jersey, this iconic bird of wilderness
regions has returned and is nesting
in portions of northern Cape
May and Cumberland Counties. Larger than
American and Fish Crow, our most common
corvids, the birds are distinguished by their
vocal array that includes growls, chortles and
“caw” notes. At close range and from below,
the raven’s wedge-shaped tail is distinctive.
The return of the raven can be attributed
to the reforestation of New Jersey and proliferation
of road-killed deer. Unlike Peregrine
Falcons, ravens enjoyed no artificial reintroduction
effort. The birds just naturally
expanded as New Jersey’s logged over environs
restored themselves. First discovered nesting
on the Kittatinny Ridge in Northwestern NJ
in the 1970s, by 2000 the birds were established
near the Tuckahoe River and a pair
has famously bred on the Hoboken bluffs
since the 1990s which should surprise no-one.
Breeding from the Arctic to the Sahara Desert,
these hardy corvids are year-round residents
in Arctic-native villages and are quick to
build their bulky stick nests on any elevated
structures, including the radars of abandoned
DEW-line sites. In the lower48, telecommunication
towers seem to be prized nesting
locations. In Cumberland County the birds
seem drawn to abandoned or lightly used
sand processing towers. It is only a matter of
time before the old submarine watch tower
astride Sunset Blvd catches a raven’s eye.
My current interest in ravens stems from
the abundance of ravens where I am currently
vacationing. Drawn to the pistachio
trees budding here on the Central Coast of
California, I’ve seen 150 birds in a soaring
kettle (or flock). My friend Ted Swem of
Fairbanks, AK advises that birds use the heat
cast off by the power plant in Anchorage to
gain altitude before setting their wings and
gliding to roost. In our many cross-country
drives, I’ve discovered that ravens are the
most abundant bird in the west. At desert rest
areas along Interstate 40 you can count on just
two species, the hardy raven and ubiquitous
House Sparrow, an introduced desert finch
that has taken North America by storm.
So, what’s my point? Nature’s capacity
to adapt. From ravens to House Sparrows
if there is a niche to be filled, there is a bird
species poised to exploit it. House Sparrows
today, ravens tomorrow. Get ready the natural
world is changing and we in Cape May have a
ring-side seat.
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• Packed with
information, advice
and inspiring
photos. • Full-color,
hardcover, 352
pages. • Cost is $25.
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Maria, John, John
CROSSWORD SOLUTION
13. Bo Burnham
14. Spade
15. Kevin Hart
DOWN
1. Schumer
2. Doubtfire
3. Tina Fey
4. SNL
5. Pryor
7. Schneider
8. Carrey
11. Chappelle
12. Gervais
ACROSS
1. Seinfeld
6. Belushi
8. Chevy
9. Full House
10. Rickles
16. Poehler
17. Dangerfield
18. Murphy
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2/25: Around 6pm At 5 West Pub
Dale Barth
Fran, Mike
Jade, Jen Ken, Dina Heather, Kendra
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Just for Laughs
Blow those winter doldrums out the
door with some light reading...
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609-884-5466 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM
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The Activity Column
Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, relax with a massage!
One of the great hardships of this
pandemic was the absence of platonic
touch. Without human contact,
like office handshakes, “skin
hunger” made isolation harder,
especially for people who live alone. Humans
have long understood the power of touch —
healers in Asia recommended massage as
early as 3000 BCE. Hippocrates agreed 2000
years later, recommending a daily massage
for optimum health. Touch is crucial throughout
the human life span — premature babies
are more likely to thrive with skin-to-skin
contact. People with chronic illnesses may get
pain relief through massage, and a hand or
foot massage, as with a manicure or pedicure,
can reduce fear in people with dementia.
For most of history, massage was a luxury
reserved to people of great wealth. Since
the late 20th century, however, massage has
become more affordable, and many people
now treat themselves to a massage on a regular
basis. A gift certificate for a massage is a
common birthday or Valentine’s Day gift, and
doctors frequently recommend massage as
part of a treatment plan. Women often choose
a spa day as a way to reconnect, so you’ll find
groups like bridesmaids gathered around the
cucumber water, but men also make up 30
percent of customers.
You should be comfortable before and
during your massage. When you make your
appointment, ask what to expect. Tips of
about 20 percent are customary. Ask about
Covid-19 protocols. You may have to fill out
a form alerting the masseuse to any medical
issues and explaining what you want from
the massage. You will be asked to disrobe,
but only as far as you are comfortable. Nude
is easier because you can avoid getting oil
on your clothing, and you will be covered by
a sheet on the table. Avoid big meals beforehand
and don’t go if you are ill. Alcohol and
massage don’t mix, and you shouldn’t go hungover.
Don’t be embarrassed if your body
makes strange noises, or if you fall asleep.
Cape May has many options for massage.
Cape May Day Spa, 607 Jefferson Street, 609-
898-1003, offers a range of experiences, from
all-day indulgence to a simple manicure. Sea
Spa, inside Congress Hall, has a special treat
for weary legs and feet, special prenatal massages,
and a stretch-oriented massage. Call
698-884-6543. The Well offers services like
the Gua Sha massage which uses a special
roller, made of jade or quartz, to increase circulation
for your face and neck. Book online at
wellmassagecenter.com.
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Jessica, Kt, Jess
John, Lori’s retirement party, Frank, Don
Dan, Steph
Colby, Susie, Ken, Mary Rose
Michelle, Lenny, Sim
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Mike, Kathy, Heather
The Answer Lady invites inquiries from
gentle readers on all manner of relationship
quandaries, matters of the
heart and ethics. If you’d like to send
a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or,
simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate
the wisdom herein.
Dear Answer Lady
I am engaged to a bank executive who
is making his way up the corporate ladder.
I imagine by the time we get married in
December, he will be transferred up north. He
also has political ambitions. I love that and
I think I’d make a perfect partner. However,
before I moved here, I was an exotic dancer and
part-time escort in Florida. He knows none of
this because I also had a job as a pet groomer
and opened my own business. I am not
ashamed, but it may not sit right with others,
especially his family who has strong religious
convictions. How can I be honest and keep our
relationship intact? — Hidden Truth
Dear Hidden
You should have signed your letter Hidden
The Answer Lady
Wise answers to perplexing questions
Lies. Sins of omission are still lies because
your relationship is built on a perception of not
who you are but who you purport to be. You are
still the person he fell in love with, but you have
an unknown past. You admit he has ambitions
— you don’t want it to come out in social media
during a campaign or key job promotion.
Before the invitations go out, be honest with
him. Meanwhile, reserve a Tension Tamer
Massage at Cape May Day Spa to help fortify
you. Have courage.
Dear Answer Lady
My roommate and I have been close
friends since high school. He recently started
dating a woman I do not like. Last week, she
popped in to pick up something she “left
behind” while my friend was still at work. She
wasted no time coming on to me. Touching
my arm. Suggesting we should go out to lunch
sometime. Asking me if I had any wine in
the house. What should I do? My roommate
already knows I don’t like her. I do not intend to
lose a friend because of her. And who knows?
Maybe she’s just setting me up to get me out of
the picture so she can move in. — Suspicious
Dear Suspicious
Play it cool. The Answer Lady suggests
casually telling your roommate that she
came over. In fact, tell him anytime there is
a pop in or worse a text or other social media
contact. Let him figure out the rest. Focus on
strengthening your friendship. Make sure you
have guys night out once a week. Mud Hen
Brewing is just the ticket.
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CAPE MAY RADIO
WCFA 101.5 FM
is Cape May’s community
radio station, owned and
operated by the 501(c)(3)
non-profit Center for
Community Arts located in
Cape May, New Jersey.
2/25: Around 5pm
At Cape May Brew Co.
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Lindsey, Eric
Monica, Will
WCFA features music and
conversation, community
storytelling, and local affairs
programs, all produced and
hosted by volunteers.
Broadcasting to southern
Cape May County & streaming
around the world at
capemayradio.org
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Missy, Patrick
Glen, Glen
Tim, Juliana
Kelsey, Rayan
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Brew Crew
Vince, Joanne
Jen, Scott Ally, Michael Rob, Megan
Brew Crew part 2
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2/25: Around 5pm
At Cape May Brew Co.
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Brock, Emily, Sean, James
Michael, Moles, Avery
Doc, Marie, Danielle
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2/25: Around 5pm
At Cape May Brew Co.
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Take The Chill
Challenge!
Loren, Alicia
Take an active role in demonstrating
that you care about Cape May by making
some energetic energy choices!
• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags
• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug
• Use cloth towels instead of paper
• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth
• Cut your shower time and use cooler water
• Rinse and Recycle all that you can
• When you can, ride a bike or walk
• Be respectful of our trees
• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun
• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided
• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible
• STOP idling your car
• Turn off lights when not in use/needed
• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use
• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees
and butterflies, and require less water
• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails
• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy!
ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE
CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE!
Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at
11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU!
Teresa, Becky, Steve, Dave
Maggie, Isaac
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2/18: Open-Mic Night
At Cold Spring Brewery
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Norm
Loren, Ernie
Sue, Glen
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Robert Panaccio, VMD
Robert Moffatt, VMD
Nancy Reilly, VMD
Patricia J. Link, DVM
2/18: Open-Mic Night
At Cold Spring Brewery
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May
609-884-1729
capemayvet.com
Happy Birthday Jim!
hours by appointment
MAKING TECHNOLOGY
JUST WORK!
Shane, Cherie
Nick, Andrew
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal
Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923
ZEUS is a handsome year-and-a-half-old
boy who came to the shelter when his owners
could no longer care for him. He has a lot of
energy and needs gentle training and handling.
His leash skills are improving and at this
point in his training, should be the only pet in
the home. Zeus will be a wonderful companion
for an active family with breed experience.
STORM is a sweet and gentle big girl who
came to the shelter when her family moved
and couldn't take her along. She is 95 pounds
of happiness. Storm gets a lot of exercise in the
yard, and she has excellent leash skills. She is
friendly to any human that comes near her,
and does well with other dogs, cats and children.
She will make a wonderful family pet.
NOAH is a friendly, nine-year-old boy who
came to the shelter when his family lost their
home. He lived with children, and he is comfortable
with other dogs and cats. Noah loves
walks and his leash skills are improving. He
is also crate trained and loves to go for rides
in the car. Noah loves human interaction and
would make a wonderful companion.
THE LOCALS
CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE PODCAST
Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock, Wendy Collins
and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area.
Now available as a podcast on Facebook, the Soundcloud app, iTunes and at harpoonsonthebay.com.
underwritten by Cape Assist l Uncle Bill’s Pancake House, Cape May & N. Cape May l Exit Zero Filling Station l Harpoons on the Bay
interested in hosting a locals show? write to ejmmatt16@gmail.com
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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal
Four beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923
SASHA is a friendly, four-year-old kitty with
a bent ear — one of the many things that make
her special. She came to the shelter when her
owner could no longer care for her. She has
lived in a quiet, indoor home and would be
best if adopted into the same. She is housetrained,
spayed and up to date on all vaccinations.
MISS PIGGY AND FOZZIE are a matched
pair of captivating kittens. These two inseparable
friends are affectionate, playful and love
a good, long nap. It would be best if they were
adopted together into a loving family. Miss
Piggy and Fozzie would be good in a home
with other cats, dogs and children. If interested
in this duo, contact the shelter.
COMMODORE is a gorgeous cat that came
to the shelter as a stray. He is a three-yearold
sweetheart who was shot with bbs and
has FIV. FIV does not affect his quality of life.
Commodore is neutered and up to date on all
vaccinations. He would be good in a home
with other cats and children. If interested in
adopting Commodore, contact the shelter.
THE CAPE MAY MUSIC CAFE
2/18: Bourbon-Pairing Dinner At The Pier House
Alex, Demetri, Mike
Demetri Karnessis
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re: think Health
Insurance
815 Washington Street, Cape May
DENNIS J. SPILKER
Manager/Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 4038
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Funeral Director NJ Lic. No. 3806
Cherishing Life’s Moments
609-884-3793
spilkerfuneralhome.com
Millennium Administrators is an
insurance agency focused exclusively on
health insurance for the independent
contractor, individual & employer —
large or small
For a free quote, call 866-MHG-2489
or email spicard@millennium-tpa.com
www.millennium-tpa.com
Continuing a 90-Year Tradition of Serving
the Cape May and Lower Township Area
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PROPERTY PAGES
Welcome to 125 Rosemans Lane located at Spicers
Creek within Cape May Marina. 125 Rosemans is the
only waterfront property in Cape May offering five
bedrooms, three-and-a-half bathrooms and an elevator.
This home features uninhibited views of Spicers Creek,
Schellenger's Landing and the surrounding waterfront
marina district.
Listed at $1,895,000.
125 ROSEMANS LANE, CAPE MAY
Contact Colleen White of deSatnick Real Estate at 609-231-6943
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Paul, Mike
Daria, Elaine
Linda, John
Lynn, Rich
Lewla, Chris
Lori, Jaden, Greg
Leslie, Mike
Keith, Dale
Mary, Terri
Kim, Paul
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Dinner At The Pier House
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Michael, Susan, Francesca, Michael
PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE
Swing into Spring!
Call us for all your springtime needs
• Water on
• Power washing
• Window washing
• Outdoor furniture setup
• Spring cleaning
• Maintenance/repairs
• Landscaping
• HVAC serviced
• Service to smoke/co detectors
One call does it all!
1400 Texas Avenue, Unit #2, Cape May
(609) 884-8444 | wkrservices.com
CRISTAL LAW CENTER
Bringing a Better Understanding of the Law
to the People of Cape May County
Sandra, Chuck, Denise, John
24/7 Live Staff Answering Calls
Credit Cards Accepted
Remote Appointments Available
Wills, Trusts & Estates
Medicaid Planning
Asset Protection
Personal Injury
DUI/DWI
Andrea, Dan
(800) 834-0714 cristal-law.com
Located in Breakwater Plaza
3305 Bayshore Road, North Cape May
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Don’t Miss Our
3.125% / 3.178% APR*
Mortgage Rate!
CALL CHUCK MEACHON TODAY
NMLS #475540
Residential and Consumer Lending Officer
609-463-5212 • cmeach@sturdyonline.com
“I truly enjoy
helping members
of the community.”
Building Your Future, Celebrating Our Past
1922-2022
506 S. Main Street, Cape May Court House, NJ 08210
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sturdyonline.com
*Interest rate and annual percentage rate (APR) accurate as of 1/26/2022 and are subject to change without notice.
30-year term with 3.125% interest rate is repayable in 360 monthly payments of $4.28 per $1,000 borrowed. Payment
amount do not include taxes or insurance premiums. Actual payment obligations may be greater. APR’s are based on
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Insurance is required on loan-to-value ratios in excess of 80%. Homeowners insurance and flood insurance (if applicable)
are required. All loan applications are subject to credit underwriting and property approval. Other conditions may also
apply. Offer may be withdrawn at any time. Sturdy Savings Bank NMLS unique identifier is #410428.
2/18: Roller Skating At Cape May Convention Hall
Marie, Jennie, Patricia, Joan, Caroline
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4002 S Route 9,
Rio Grande
Want to be seen
by around 21,000
people every week?
Advertise in EZ!
609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com
Town Center Town Residential zoned vacant lot close to Rio Grande Blvd
& Rte 47. Listed at $594,000.
Gail Wilsey-Morrison
Broker Associate
609-602-0405 cell
gailwilsey@gmail.com
Long & Foster Real Estate
501 Lafayette Street,
Cape May
609-884-1007
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Thank you for your continued support and making us Cape May’s top producing real
estate office for the tenth consecutive year. Contact us today and allow our proven track
record and distinguished representation take you from LISTED to SOLD!
14.89 Acres
294 x 112
Lot
Ocean Views
Business
Opportunity
Listed $179,999
Listed $195,000
Listed $597,000
Listed $1,400,000
331 DENNISVILLE ROAD,
SOUTH DENNIS
Buildable Residential Lot
Listing Agent: Tai Menz,
Sales Associate, 609-602-8061
334 N ROUTE 47,
GOSHEN
4 Bedrooms | 1 Bath
Listing Agent: Carol Menz,
Broker of Record, 609-374-0325
11 BEACH AVENUE, UNIT 208,
CAPE MAY
1 Bedroom | 1 Bath
Listing Agent: Mary Moore
Sales Associate, 609-425-6074
235 E GARFIELD AVENUE
WILDWOOD
Motel Style Apartment
& Commercial Lot
Bojidar Dimitrov, 609-849-8339
PLAN YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE CAPE MAY AREA WITH COASTLINE REALTY
Allow us to take the work out of finding where to stay! From a weekend getaway to a
multi-week vacation, we have you covered. Our experienced agents will help find the
best fit for you to make those lasting memories a reality. Give us a call at 609-884-5005
or search our rentals online. www.coastlinerealty.com/booking/search.cfm
SOLD
2/18
SOLD
2/18
UNDER
CONTRACT
2/1
UNDER
CONTRACT
2/10
Sold $499,900
Sold $800,000
Listed $1,349,999
Listed $225,000
408 PROVINCETOWN DRIVE,
LOWER TOWNSHIP
3 Bedrooms | 2 Bath
Buyer's
Representative
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1006 WASHINGTON STREET,
CAPE MAY
4 Bedrooms | 1 Bath
Seller's
Representative
700 THIRD AVENUE,
WEST CAPE MAY
7 Bedrooms | 2 Baths
Seller’s
Representative
941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005
235 E BATES AVENUE,
VILLAS
2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath
Buyer's
Representative
BARBARA McPHERSON
Realtor Sales Associate
Serving Clients
for 25 Years:
Buying, Selling
& Renting
2017, 2018,2019,2020 & 2021
609-780-7652
Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com
1201 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE
Great opportunity to
develop 6.49 acres,
just 2 blocks from
Indian Trail. 1201
Pennsylvania Avenue
is located behind
the Meadow Valley
Development and
close to the Delaware
Bay & local beaches.
Plans were previously
made to develop 6 single-family homes. Plans can be made
available but need to be updated. Listed at $349,900.
KIMBERLY GIPPLE
Realtor Sales Associate
Resorts & Second
Home Specialist
609-972-9302
Kim@CoastlineRealty.com
2015-2018 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze
2019 & 2021 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award®Silver
JUST SOLD!
The Breakers
24 Ocean Street
Seller
Representative
Specialist
Accredited Buyers
Representative
8 Beds | 9 Baths
Spacious Victorian Beach Home
Seller's Agent
$2,537,579
THE SUNDSTROM TEAM
REBECCA SUNDSTROM
Realtor Sales Associate
609-513-4086
Rebecca@CoastlineRealty.com
2020 New Jersey State Realtors®
Circle of Excellence Sales Award Bronze
SARAH ASHLEY SMITH
Realtor Sales Associate
609-554-0936
SarahAshley@CoastlineRealty.com
Under Contract In Less Than A Week
BOB HARTMAN JR
Realtor Sales Associate
Direct 609-780-4626
BobHartmanJr@CoastlineRealty.com
Contact me for all your sales
and rental needs!
INVENTORY IS LOW!
310 E Saint Johns
Avenue, Villas
3 Beds | 1 Baths
Listed at $299,999
List with the
Sundstrom Team
today!
Follow us on social @SundstromTeam_RealEstate
Thinking of listing your home? Call me today!
Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com
CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps
NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2021
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Miss. Linda
Maura, Una, Jack
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512 Washington Mall
Cape May
609-884-8428
cbcapemay.com
OCEAN-FRONT BROADWAY BEACH CONDO
211 Beach Avenue, 2 nd Floor,
Cape May
Asking Price $1,450,000
This unit has it all with two parking spaces, on-site
heated pool, large wrap-around ocean-view front
porch and low maintenance exterior. Unit has three
bedrooms, two full baths, living room, dining area,
kitchen, stack washer/dryer, gas heat, a/c, new wood
floors throughout and newly painted. Enjoy the
sunsets from the west-facing portion of the deck.
LISTING AGENT
William Bezaire
Owner/Broker
Cell 609-827-3513
bill@cbcapemay.com
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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED
2/18: Roller Skating At Cape May Convention Hall
Daco family
Olivia, Chloe, Mia
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Jersey Cape Rental Team
Olivia, Lauren, Shannon, Ann, Diana
609-884-5800
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.
739 Washington Street, Cape May
JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com
DEE LANZALOTTI,
LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER
Thinking of a Spring rental?
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WIlliam
Cadence, Summer, Jessica
Xavier
Gavin
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512 Washington Mall
Cape May
609-884-8428
cbcapemay.com
TOP-FLOOR OCEAN-FRONT CONDO
211 Beach Avenue, 3 rd Floor,
Cape May
Asking Price $1,400,000
This top floor unit has it all! Elevator access, two
parking spaces, on-site heated pool and an oceanview
porch. Featuring three bedrooms, two full baths,
living room, dining area, kitchen, stack washer/dryer,
gas heat, central a/c, new wood floors throughout
and newly painted. You will enjoy the sunsets over the
lighthouse from the west-facing portion of the deck.
LISTING AGENT
William Bezaire
Owner/Broker
Cell 609-827-3513
bill@cbcapemay.com
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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED
512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com
VICTORIAN STEPS TO THE BEACH RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT CANYON CLUB W/ WATER VIEWS MORNING STAR VILLA CONDO
26 Gurney Street,
Cape May
ASKING PRICE: $1,699,000
6 Bedrooms / 4 Baths
BROADWAY BEACH CONDO
1512 Velvento, Cape May
ASKING PRICE: $1,575,000
Newest subdivision in prestigious
Poverty Beach section of Cape May
902 Ocean, Unit 802,
Canyon Club
ASKING PRICE: $874,000
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths
1307 Beach Avenue, Unit 3,
Cape May
ASKING PRICE: $684,000
2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath, Renovated
BROADWAY BEACH CONDO
211 Beach Avenue, 1 st Fl,
Cape May
ASKING PRICE: $1,150,000
3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, with pool
211 Beach Avenue, Unit 10,
Cape May
ASKING PRICE: $570,000
1 Bedroom / 1 Bath, with pool
BROADWAY BEACH CONDO
BROADWAY BEACH CONDO
211 Beach Avenue, Unit 9,
Cape May
ASKING PRICE: $550,000
1 Bedroom / 1 Bath, with pool
Serving the Cape May area
for 121 years for all your
sale and rental needs!
211 Beach Avenue, Unit 1,
Cape May
ASKING PRICE: $555,000
1 Bedroom / 1 Bath, with pool
EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED
March 3, 2022 EXIT ZERO Page 65
BUYING & SELLING
WITH INTEGRITY
& TRUST
Jersey Cape
Realty
SALES & RENTALS
Heijung Park-Colameco
Broker Salesperson
609-602-8641
Seller's clients recommend:
"Your communication was excellent
as well as your honesty and straight-
forwardness" - Karin R.
"Dedicated, hard-working, caring, honest
and knowledgeable - that's my agent
Heijung" - Viera T.
Jersey Cape Realty, Inc.
Dolores Lanzalotti, Broker / Owner
739 Washington Street, Cape May
609-884-5800 www.JerseyCapeRealty.com
2/18: Roller Skating
At Cape May Convention Hall
PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV
Matagiese family
Dougherty family
Jen, Jack, Emily
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Steve, Seth
Kiana, Liz
Evan, Sean
Coleen, Steve
Macie, Ava
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916 Queen Street #3, Cape May
2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $719,000
902 Ocean Dr, Lower Twp
3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $799,000
8 Bayshore Rd, Green Creek
4 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $899,900
Amazing Turnkey Cottage!
Move in ready! Detached free standing
ranch style condo cottage. Cathedral
ceilings in main living area and kitchen
with granite countertops.
101 Sunset Blvd, W Cape May
Business and Real Estate - $1,250,000
Black Duck on Sunset
Award winning restaurant including all
fixtures, furnishings, and equipment.
Truly turn key opportunity. High visibility
location.
104 Pine Avenue, Del Haven
3 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $324,900
Canyon Club, Unit 1608
One of the newest buildings at Canyon
Club. Spacious corner unit with sweeping
views and plenty of storage. Enormous
master suite with private deck.
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1. The series began and ended
each episode with this famous
Jerry’s stand-up routine. (8)
6. John who was an original cast
member of 4 down and starred
in Animal House and The Blues
Brothers. (7)
8. You know him from National
Lampoons Vacation. (5)
9. Joey Gladstone’s dream was
to become a famous stand-up
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_______, was best known for
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Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story. (8)
16. Another funny Amy who
played Leslie Knope in Parks and
Recreation. (7)
17. Rodney who said, “I don’t get
no respect!” (11)
18. Eddie, also known as the
Nutty Professor, Prince Akeem
Joffe and Axel Foley. (6)
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1. Amy who wrote the 2015 film
Trainwreck and starred beside Bill
Hader. (7)
2. The late Robin Williams
starred in Good Morning, Vietnam,
Alladin and Mrs. _________. (9)
3. This comedian stars alongside
16 across in many films
including Baby Mama.(4,3)
4. This sketch comedy show has
been on the air since 1975. (3)
5. Richard, known as one of the
best comedians in history. (5)
7. Rob who starred in the most
Adam Sandler films, often
yelling “you can do it.” (9)
8. Jim who starred in Bruce
Almighty and The Grinch.(6)
11. Dave who had his own sketch
series in the early 2000's. (9)
12. Ricky, the English comedian
starred in BBC's The Office.
13. This comedian is known for
his musical comedy. (2,7)
14. The film Grown Ups has an
all-star cast of comics including
Sandler, Rock, James, 7 down
and _____. (5)
15. This comedian's specials
include Seriously Funny, Laugh at
my Pain and Let Me Explain. (5,4)
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