V20 N4

EXIT ZERO 

cape may’s peppy periodical • march 3, 2022 • volume 20, number 4 

Pedego At The Point 

Allie and Mike took their Pedego electric bikes for a spin at the Cape May Lighthouse on 

Monday, February 21. Pedego opened up a new business at Park Boulevard in West Cape 

May. Aleksey Moryakov

MEET OUR NEW TEAM MEMBERS 

Connor Eckel 

Salesperson/Photographer/ 

Marketing Coordinator 

(C): 609.741.9661 

(O): 609.884.1300 

Volha Kislaya 

Salesperson/ 

Office Coordinator 

(C): 609.369.0646 

(O): 609.884.1300 

Helena Miller 

Salesperson 

(C): 609.675.1883 

(O): 609.884.1300 

Cristina Patton 

Front Desk Manager 

(C): 609.827.2630 

(O): 609.884.1300 

MaryAnn Reed 

Salesperson 

(C): 609.330.1190 

(O): 609.551.4066 

Jesse Shea 

Salesperson 

(C): 609.770.1740 

(O): 609.884.1300 

Carolyn Zebrowski 

Salesperson 

(C): 610.331.4675 

(O): 609.884.1300 

Edward Zebrowski III 

Salesperson 

(C): 609.425.8708 

(O): 609.884.1300 

1001 Lafayette St., 

Cape May 

609.884.1300 

2505 Bayshore Rd., Unit 1, 

Lower Township 

609.886.6000 

901 New Jersey Ave., 

North Wildwood 

609.551.4066 

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Todd H. deSatnick / Broker of Record 

www.deSatnickRealEstate.com 

www.DREService.com 609.898.1600

2/21: Around The Town At Cape May Brew Co. 

William, Tiffany 

PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV... TO ORDER PRINTS, PLEASE EMAIL PHOTO@EXITZERO.COM 

Spring 

FARM-TO-TABLE 

DINNERS 

As spring flowers rise slowly from the fields, join us for 

a delicious Farm-to-Table Dinner at our Farm. We’ll use 

fresh ingredients harvested daily for his multi-course 

menu—a unique experience each week. 

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140 Stevens Street 

West Cape May, NJ 08204 

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2/26: Bridal Shower For Elda Kokuri At The Pier House 

Gram with the ladies 


INDOOR & 

OUTDOOR 

DINING 

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Live Music 

Wed, Fri, Sat 6-9 

Serving dinner from 4:30pm 

nightly starting March 4! 

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A Cape May 

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MAR 4 ... KARATE GARAGE 

MAR 5 ... DJ DENNY OH 

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All Your Favorite Mug Dishes! 

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PHOTOGRAPHS BY ALEKSEY MORYAKOV 

Alex, Sierra, Evan, Jasmine 

Dottie, Francesca, Harriett 

Haley, Cate, Rebecca, Shannon 

Amila, Marjana, Elda, Laura 


Gram, Becky, Barbara


Angel, Danyelle 

Elda and mother of the bride Marjana 

Harriett, Joanie 

Francesca, Jill Laura, Rayannna Gram, Becky 


Open Daily 9-6 

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« Regional Award-Winning Bacon 

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« Busy Bee Honey 

« Harry & Beans Fresh Coffee Beans 

« Hank Sauce 

« Cape May Peanut Butter 


The Exit Zero Information Page 

Everything you wanted to know about Cape May’s peppy periodical... and then some 

ABOUT THE MAGAZINE 

HOW TO... ORDER A PHOTO 

REQUEST A PHOTOGRAPHER 

SEND A VACATION PHOTO 

Editor & Publisher Jack Wright 

Digital Media Manager Kayla Jordan 

Content Manager Nicole James 

Distribution Managers Terry O’Brien, 

Melissa O’Donnell 

Photographer Aleksey Moryakov 

609-770-8479 / info@exitzero.com 

Every Thursday, Exit Zero magazine is 

delivered to around 300 establishments 

in the area. But you can get a jump 

on it by reading online every Tuesday 

morning! We also operate a retail store 

and restaurant (see below), located at 

110 Sunset Boulevard on the beautiful 

Cape Island. 

«Email us at photo@exitzero.com 

(write Photo Order in subject line) and 

tell us the date the photo appeared 

and on which page. Our photographer 

Aleksey handles all photo orders. 

RESERVATIONS POLICY 

«Email info@exitzero.com and write 

PHOTO REQUEST in the subject line. Or 

call 609-770-8479. There is no charge, 

but we can’t ALWAYS guarantee we will 

show up. Aleksey is a busy boy! 

READ US ONLINE 

«We love pictures of our magazine on 

vacation. Email your photos and details 

to info@exitzero.com and write EZ ON 

VACATION in the subject line. Do NOT 

send hard copies. They don’t print well. 

ADVERTISE 

Please note: We no longer offer 

subscriptions to our weekly magazine. 

Too many people were receiving issues 

very late or, in some cases, not at 

all. That’s all down to the vagaries of 

sending by bulk mail. EXCEPTION: You 

can pay $100 to get EZ delivered firstclass 

(there is a hardcore of fans who 

DO this!). Call 609-770-8479 if you’d like 

to order. 

EXIT ZERO HOSPITALITY 

«Exit Zero Filling Station is open 

Mon-Fri 3-9 and Sat-Sun 12-9. To 

make a reservation, visit exitzero.com/ 

fillingstation and click the red BOOK 

NOW button. 

«You can read our issues online, 

courtesy of our virtual magazine reader. 

Just visit our website, exitzero.com, and 

click where it says THIS WEEK’S ISSUE. 

Enjoy! 

«This magazine is funded through 

advertising – so please support our 

advertisers! To discuss our affordable 

packages, contact us on 609-770-8479 

or write to us at info@exitzero.com. 

The Exit Zero Hospitality group also 

operate the Exit Zero Filling Station 

restaurant in Cape May and recently 

took over the concessions at Cape May- 

Lewes ferry terminal in North Cape May. 

Three new restaurants will launch this 

spring — Exit Zero Ferry Station, The 

Lookout and Boat Drinks. Cafe 64 is 

already open daily. We have named our 

exciting new operation Ferry Park! 

If you are interested in enjoying 

private events at Ferry Park, from 

birthday parties and anniversaries to 

weddings (large and small), reach out 

to our Director of Sales, Programming 

and Events Krystina Kennedy, on 

krystina@exitzero.com. 

To reach us at Ferry Park, call 609-551- 

4209 or email us at info@exitzero.com. 


u WIN A $20 GIFT CERTIFICATE IN OUR FIND-THE-PHIL CONTEST 

We concealed our mascot Phil in an ad in this issue. Enter by emailing info@exitzero.com (put CLIPART 

CONTEST in subject line) with name of the ad that contains the clipart, plus your name, address and telephone 

number. Entries by March 10. Winner gets a $20 gift card. Winner will be posted on our Facebook 

page each Thursday. Here’s the exact size of the image — happy hunting!

2/26: Bridal Shower For 

Elda Kokuri At The Pier House 


Harbor 

View 

Francesca, Mary, Relly, Shelly, Laura 

RESTAURANT, MARINA & BAR 

INSIDE DINING 

Thu-Sun from 11:30am 

Full Menu Upstairs 

OPEN ALL WINTER! 

Thursday Night Prime Rib Dinner $24 

Sunday Night Turkey Dinner $20 

Elda and the boys 

Happy Hour 

Thu-Fri 3-6 

Marjana, Francesca, Taylor, Elda 

954 OCEAN DRIVE, CAPE MAY 

609-884-5444 ¯ HarborViewCapeMay.com 



Elda and Taylor 


Jenn 

Gift Cards & 

Growlers 

Available! 

Beer Service in 

our Beer Grove 


Thu-Sat 12-8pm 

Sun 12-6pm 

Temperature-controlled indoor seating yearround. 

Climate-controlled UV air purifiers 

installed to reduce airborne germs. 

733 SEASHORE ROAD, CAPE MAY 

All profits support HCSV Foundation - A non-profit living history museum

Romantic Seaside Getaway 

9 Luxr Guest Rooms 

Sering Dinner 

beginning at 5pm 

Thursday - Sunday 

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED 

Live Piano Satrday Evenings 

1301 Beach Avenue ǀ Cape May ǀ 609.884.9090 

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Elda and her bridesmaids 

Elda and her high school friends 

Elda and her family 

The Pier House and La Mer Beachfront Resort Team 



Feed Our Friends 

Recently, Pat Stocker and her husband Tom nominated 

her brother and sister-in-law Frank and Peggy for Feed 

Our Friends. “My brother Frank just came home from the 

hospital,” she says. “He and his wife Peggy really deserve 

a break after what they have been through.” EZ employee 

Olivia Matthews delivered Thai lobster and coco salmon 

curry and peanut butter pie for dessert. 

Do you have a great friend who deserves a delicious meal, 

or know of a community member who goes above and 

beyond for others? Tell us why they deserve it and they 

could receive a meal for up to four from Exit Zero Filling 

Station. 

The only way to nominate someone is to email info@ 

exitzero.com with THANK YOU FRIEND as the subject. 

Please note, this applies only to the Cape Mays, Villas and 

Del Haven. 


2/23: Around The Town At Behr Brewing 

Steve, Cat and friends! 


Starter 

Cheddar potato soup 

Cheesy potato soup topped with crispy 

bacon, cheddar cheese, and chives 

App 

Irish Whiskey 

Pairing Dinner 

Friday, March 18 at 6pm 

$85.00 per person 

Enjoy a 4-course dinner 

paired with 4 flavorful Irish 

whiskies and a special guest 

speaker. 

Reservations required by phone. 

Purple cabbage and pecan salad 

Sliced purple cabbage with pecan red and 

green onions tossed in a soy vinaigrette 

Dinner 

Whisky glazed Salmon 

Glazed salmon with roasted fingerling and 

asparagus topped with a whisky maple glaze 

Dessert 

Guinness Stout Cake 

Rich, tender chocolate cake laced with 

Guinness Stout chocolate ganache, and a 

decadent Irish whiskey caramel sauce 

1317 Beach Avenue, Cape May 609-898-2244 capemaylamer.com 


Where We’re Eating 

Here’s what the EZ team were chowing on this week 

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Every week, the Exit Zero crew goes for lunch (or dinner or, 

maybe even on occasion, breakfast) at one of Cape May’s excellent 

dining establishments. Then we give you the skinny on 

what we ate, what we talked about (or some of what we talked 

about), who spat their drink from laughing too hard, who served 

us, who we bumped into and, you know, the general lay of the land. 

The place: George’s Place — a favorite of ours especially during the 

off-season when ordering lunch in Cape May is a bit tricky. We stopped 

at their original location on Beach Avenue. 

The server: Dylan has been part of the Kara Restaurant Group for 

five seasons. He sticks to Vintage — one of their restaurants on the 

grounds of the Physick Estate — during the summertime, but in the 

off-season, George’s Place is where he makes his money. “It’s such a 

great company to work for — if you work for one, you have the possibilities 

of working for them all,” he tells us. “Everyone in the Karapanagiotis 

family and all management really cares for each employee and if 

we’re putting in the effort, they’ll help us with whatever we need.” The 

comfortable environment isn’t the only thing that keeps Dylan coming 

back each season, it’s also the food. “My favorite thing on the menu is 

the havarti panini, but I usually get it on a wrap and it’s delicious,” he 

says. That’s Jack’s favorite lunch order and he can definitely attest to it. 

The food: Kayla and Nicole went in for breakfast on Friday morning, 

something they don’t often get to do. It was a pretty gloomy and 

rainy morning, so Beach Avenue was the opposite of “jumpin.” Nice for 

us because we were seated right away. First things first — we got our 

coffee before we thought about anything else. Morning routines were 

thrown a little off kilter and coffee went down later than usual so we had 

to act fast to avoid crankiness. Kayla had her favorite, the Limoncello 

French toast while Nicole went for the traditional benedict. We were 

happy and full for hours to follow. 

The takeaway: George’s Place not only has a great breakfast menu, 

but lunch is always delicious. Check it out at one of their four locations 

— the original on Beach Avenue, Cape May Court House, Wildwood 

Crest and their most recent in the Washington Commons on Ocean 

Street in Cape May. And don’t forget about all the other great spots that 

will be opening for the season like Vintage, Younger Brother, Shamone 

and SCOLA.

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Undertow 

Terry O’Brien’s legendary column... social satire, shameless plugs — and general self-indulgence 

People often ask me, “Terry? Why 

do you hate this time of year so 

much?” Well, I’ll tell you why. Last 

Wednesday at 6pm it was 68 degrees 

and last Thursday at 6pm it was 34 

degrees with intermittent flurries. I mean… 

Okay, WCFA-LP 101.5, I’m onto you. After 

kicking off the 8am hour last Thursday with 

back-to-back Squeeze and REM songs (my 

two favorite bands and a feat perhaps never 

accomplished before on radio on purpose), 

this week it was “What’s With Terry.” Not only 

is this 1980 song a hilarious banger, it’s performed 

by The Undertones. The Undertones! 

And I write The Undertow! It works on so 

many levels. 

About five songs later they played the sublime 

“Some Fantastic Place,” which is not only 

the best Squeeze song but is maybe just the 

best song. From 8am to 10am was, once again, 

a great mix of new wave hits and obscurities. I 

can’t speak for the other 22 hours of the day, but 

these two were very solid. Thanks. 

The wife paid a surprise visit to my day job 

at Cape Island Foods, where she got to witness 

firsthand the thrilling task of me putting labels 

on jars, putting those jars in boxes and stacking 

those boxes on a shelf. I know, it’s like being 

married to Evel Knievel. I believe I may have 

also invented a medical condition — Peanut 

Butter Elbow. Occurs after spending six-plus 

consecutive hours screwing lids on jars of peanut 

butter. True story. 

My boss at CIF, Vince Shetzline, after 

watching me build a bunch of shelves and racks 

last week, suggested I write about shelves and 

racks in this week’s column. Don’t tell me what 

to write, Vince! I’ve been doing this a long time 

and know how to put together a column! I don’t 

need suggestions from normies like you! I am 

my own man who speaks his own words and 

I cannot be bought or persuaded! You can take 

that to the bank! But it was about four racks 

and six shelves. 

I’ve given CIF Director of Peanut Butter, 

Don Brag, a little grief the last couple 

weeks. That was before I knew he drove a 

silver-and-crimson Dodge Charger. I hereby 

rescind all previous jokes and will not be making 

any future jokes at his expense. Chargers 

make you joke-proof. 

Crazy Idiot of the Week: Tommy Caruso 

went flying past the North Cape May Wawa 

on his speed bike WITHOUT A HELMET! Tsk 

tsk. It’s okay, though. Recent geological studies 

have proven his skull to be the hardest substance 

on Earth. (Tommy is going to punch me 

in the face so hard one of these days…) 

Angel of the Week: Sandy Mannik (and, by 

extension, her husband Ralph) is, perhaps, my 

#1 fan, and not in that creepy Kathy-Bates-in- 

Lunch 11:30 - 4pm 

Sunday, Monday and Thursday Dinner 4pm-8pm 

Friday and Saturday Dinner 4pm-9pm 

Happy Hour Sunday, Monday, Thursday & Friday 2 - 6 pm 

Closed Tuesday and Wednesday 

FINS SUNDAY SOCIALS ARE BACK! 

Mar 6th - Disabled Veterans of America 

Mar 13th - Cape May Stage 

Mar 20th - Animal Outreach 

Mar 27th - Cape May Cares 

Apr 3rd - CM Kiwanis Club 

All Sunday Socials 10:30am - 2:30pm 

Ken Shiles & Cibon 

Mar 4 

7pm 

Entertainment Schedule 

Amy Duo 

Mar 5 

7pm 

Indelible Groove 

Mar 6 

11am 

142 DECATUR ST ON THE WASHINGTON MALL 609-884-3449 finscapemay.com 


Adored by 

Visitors... 

March Wine Sale 

Open Daily 10am-10pm 

Sunset & Broadway l 609-435-5052 


Loved by 

Locals! 

New 

Gluten-free 

options! 

OPEN Fri, Sat, Sun 7-2 

Beach & Grant 609-884-3772 

Misery way (okay, maybe a little in 

that Kathy-Bates-in-Misery way). 

She not only hits the ol’ tip jar 

several times a night (seriously, I 

have to cut her off sometimes), she 

made me feel pretty okay about 

that cupid costume on Valentine’s 

Day. 

After four years of dropping 

off Exit Zero at Evolution Salon & 

Spa in North Cape May it finally 

occurred to me to ask hairstylist 

Scott his last name. It’s Manns. 

So now you know. Scott, buddy, 

if by chance some miracle occurs 

and I’m in need of a haircut I can’t 

give myself in 30 seconds with a 

beard trimmer, you’ll be the first 

guy I call. 

Marshall, the Nauti Spirits 

guard dog, was on patrol last 

Thursday morning, but without 

his usual vim and vigor (i.e. he 

wasn’t barking at me) which can 

mean only one thing; the little guy 

got snipped! Am I right? Those 

poor, poor puppy balls… 

After watching the first two 

episodes of season four of The 

Marvelous Mrs Maisel I am now 3% 

Jewish. 

Exit Zero Filling Station manager 

Katie Dowe made the fatal 

mistake of bringing me fresh and 

plentiful drinks while I powered 

through what we’ll just call “The 

Cupid Episode.” This means she 

has now become my personal 

drink freshener. Here’s the thing 

I like about the drinks she pours 

me: they’re strong. Here’s the 

thing I don’t like about the drinks 

she pours me: nothing. 

One of the things I love about 

my wife is that, no matter how 

many times she’s sung a song, she 

still looks at me with wide-eyed 

bewilderment and asks, “How 

does this go?” Except “Happy 

Birthday”. She’s got that one fairly 

locked in. 

Jerry Kolber has, without 

complaint, learned every song I’ve 

asked of him, and always plays 

them with a smile no matter 

how dastardly some of the chord 

changes are. Thank you, Jerry! 

New Reader of the Week: 

Gary Daniels from Phoenixville, 

PA. We had a nice chat at Cafe 

64 in the ferry terminal last week 

where he had no idea just how 

famous I was until I told him. He 

told me Hall of Fame catcher Mike 

Piazza had a brother who was a 

better baseball player than he was. 

I did not know that. Now I do. 

Gary was also one of two people 

within 15 minutes who told 

me how much they like my glass 

frames, which I’ve been wearing 

for going on two years and upon 

which nobody had ever commented 

before. Weird. 

I’m not accepting anymore 

Facebook friend requests unless 

they come with a message saying 

“Hello, I’m a human.” And maybe 

a credit card number. 

Sex is great and all but did 

you ever clear a really hard level of 

Candy Crush in one move? 

Marry Me, starring J-Lo and 

Owen Wilson, streaming on 

Peacock, is exactly what you think 

it is — a throwback to the 90s heyday 

of the RomCom/Chick Flick. 

And that’s okay. 

Bud Next is the beer I’ve been 

dreaming of for nearly 52 years. 

Zero carbs and is beer. 

Now is the best time to drive 

through Harbor View parking lot. 

It’s flat and smooth and you better 

enjoy it now because in a few 

months it’s going to look like a 

bombed-out runway at a Beirut 

airport. 

Peacemaker was… fine, though 

I’m a little over the it’s-funny-because-the-superhero-said-the-fword 

style of humor wrought by 

Deadpool. And if you know anything 

about the state of modern 

comic books, then you had no 

doubt from the moment she was 

introduced in episode one that the 

non-super powered out-of-shape 

Black lesbian was going to save 

the day. Nothing against out-ofshape 

Black lesbians. I am also out 

of shape. And a lesbian (trapped in 

a man’s body). Never been Black, 

though. Still, two outta three… 

’Til next week, don’t get 

caught in The Undertow.


Open Mon-Fri 3-9 

and sat-sun 12-9 

open for indoor dining 

plus outdoor dining or... 

Book one of our 

Fabulous 

Cozy trailers + ski tents 

WE’VE WAIVED THE BOOKING FEE 

FOR THE REST OF THE WINTER!!! 

FOR TAKEOUT, PLEASE 

Call 609-770-8479 

to order. takeout is 

available from 3pm. 

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Sunset Social 

3-5 Sun-Thu 

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2/20: MAC Crafts And Collectibles 

Show At Cape May Convention Hall 

Uncle Bill’s 


And FAMILY RESTAURANT 

Christine 

Reopening March 18 

Mon-Fri 7am-2pm 

Sat-Sun 6:30am-2 

-2pm 

BEACH & PERRY, CAPE MAY 

Rose, Mike 

Teresa, Jackie 

GREAT STEAKS 

AND SEAFOOD 

BAR OPEN 

THU, FRI, SAT 

FROM 4pm 

SERVING DINNER 

FRI, SAT 

FROM 5pm 

615 LAFAYETTE STREET, CAPE MAY 

609-884-2111 • oysterbayrestaurant.com 


Print your photos 

directly from your 

phone onto tiles, 

metals, coasters 

and more. 

Personalized, 

same-day service 

while you wait. 

Makes a great gift! 




Cape May Snaps is also an interactive gallery featuring 

works by local Cape May artists and photographers 

Minnie 

484-639-1158 

Washington Commons, 315 Ocean Street #12 

Facebook.com/groups/CapeMaySnaps 

PATRICIA 

JACKSON 

Jewelers 

Open Fri & Sat 12-5 

TJ, Megan 

Creators of Cape May 

and Exit 0 Charms! 

Custom work in platinum, 18k & 14k gold 

or sterling silver is our specialty 

only on-premises jewelers in the area 

414 Bank Street • 884-0323 • patjacksonjewelers.com 

Sean Taylor 


Joe 

Canal’s 

OF CAPE MAY 

DISCOUNT Liquor Outlet 

Visit joe-canals.com - click on Cape May location 

to place orders for curbside pickup. 

918 RTE 9, CAPE MAY @ END OF PARKWAY • 609-884-7676 

& RIO GRANDE @ 1613 RTE 47 SOUTH • 609-886-9786 


THE ULTIMATE CAPE MAY FOOD & DRINK GUIDE 

What You Need To 

Know About The 

Food And The Vibe 

Meals 

Served 

Price Of 

Entrées 

Bar Or 

BYOB? 

Should I 

Book? 

Food For 

Kids? 

Other 

Details 

ALEATHEA’S 

7 Ocean Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-5555 

www.innofcapemay.com 

Aleathea’s is located right across the street from the 

beach. In warmer months, enjoy a cocktail on their 

lovely porch as you watch people go by. 

B, L, D 

$12-$38 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

FULL BAR NO YES 

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BEACH PLUM FARM 

140 Stevens Street, Cape May 

(609) 602-0128 

www.beachplumfarmcapemay.com 

Enjoy the quiet beauty of this 62-acre farm in West 

Cape May and then indulge in the farm-to-table 

treats for breakfast or lunch. The soups, salads, 

sandwiches and juices are excellent. 

B, L, D 

VARIES 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

BYOB NO YES 

u b 

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THE BLUE PIG TAVERN 

200 Congress Place, Cape May 

(609) 884-8422 

www.caperesorts.com/bluepigtavern 

Check out why Congress Hall’s restaurant is a favorite 

of locals as well as hotel guests. They serve classic 

tavern food for breakfast, lunch or dinner, with a 

choice of indoor and outdoor dining. 

B, L, D 

$17-$36 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

FULL BAR YES YES 

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THE BOILER ROOM 


(609) 884-8421 

www.caperesorts.com/boilerroom 

The Boiler Room has a chic industrial vibe with 

exposed brickwork, stainless steel table tops and a 

dance floor that’s often bopping. Feast upon brickoven 

pizza with draft beers. 

L, D 

$10-$16 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

FULL BAR YES YES u 

THE BROWN ROOM 


(609) 884-8422 

www.caperesorts.com/brownroom 

Congress Hall’s lounge got a very groovy, very sexy 

renovation. The bar was enlarged (and moved) and 

there are all sorts of seating nooks from which to 

enjoy great drinks and a great vibe. 

Bar Menu 

and 

Cocktails 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

FULL BAR NO NO u 

CAFE 64 

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May 

(609)551-4209 

www.visitferrypark.com/cafe-64 

CAPE MAY FISH MARKET 

408 Washington Street, Cape May 

(609) 770-3790 

capemayfishmarket.com 

DELANEY’S IRISH PUB & GRILL 


(609) 770-8559 

www.delaneyscapemay.com 

Step inside the new eatery and retail store at the 

Cape May ferry terminal. Enjoy a quick meal or snack 

before hopping on the ferry and shop all the Exit Zero 

and new Ferry Park Swag! 

Comfy joint in the middle of the mall, featuring a raw 

bar, surf-n-turf entrées, sandwiches and burgers, plus 

outside tables for some great people-watching! 

As you’d expect of an Irish pub, this is the place to get 

Guinness and good pub grub. The burgers and meat 

pies have been receiving rave reviews. 

B, L, D 

L, D 

L, D 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

$12-$36 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

$12-$25 

Cards: 

V, MC, AE, D 

N/A NO YES 

BYOB NO YES 

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THE EAT WELL 

508 Townbank Road, North Cape May 

(609) 600-7077 

www.eatwellcapemay.com 

Focused on community, this restaurant provides 

fresh homemade food made from local ingredients, 

including fresh-baked artisan breads. 

L, D 

$7-$17 

Cards: 

V, MC, 

AE, D 

BYOB NO YES 

b U 

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THE EBBITT ROOM 

25 Jackson Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-5700 

www.caperesorts.com/ebbittroom 

Enjoy your meal on The Ebbitt Room porch, 

overlooking tree-lined Jackson Street, or take in the 

buzzy vibe of the dining room and bar. 

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EL PUEBLO TAQUERIA 


(609) 600-3793 

www.elpueblotaqueria.com 

Located in North Cape May and their newest 

location on the Cape May beachfront, serving up 

affordable and authentic Mexican dishes made from 

only the freshest ingredients. 

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Raw Local & world honey 

Clean, natural Face & body care 

Pure beeswax candles 

over 40 varieties 

135 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May [ across 

open Saturday & sunday 10-5 

across from exit zero ] | 

] | 609-425-6434 | capemayhoneyfarm.com 






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E. M. HEMINGWAY’S 

1045 Beach Avenue, Cape May 

(609) 884-5611 

www.hemingwayscapemay.com 

Casual and family-friendly, E. M. Hemingway’s offers 

fine seafood, prime beef and excellent specials. All 

right across from the beachfront. Great place to 

watch sports, too. 

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EXIT ZERO FILLING STATION 

110 Sunset Boulevard, Cape May 

(609) 770-8479 

www.exitzero.com 

Thai and Indian food, plus there are some fun 

American dishes, too and great burgers. Enjoy drafts 

and cans from Cape May Brewing Co plus some 

seriously crafty cocktails. 

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FINS BAR & GRILLE 

142 Decatur Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-3449 

www.finscapemay.com 

Inside, enjoy the exciting maritime-themed decor 

inside. Outside, you can enjoy eating out in the 

middle of Decatur Street, under the canopy. 

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5 WEST PUB 


(609) 889-7000 

www.5westpub.com 

GEORGE’S PLACE 


(609) 884-6088 

www.kararestaurantgroup.com 

This hotspot is a gastropub from the owners of Tisha’s. 

Here you’ll enjoy the same high-quality food and 

high-quality service, in a relaxed atmosphere. 

This local legend of an eatery serves up their signature 

breakfast items, mouth-watering lunches and 

generous dinners all in a welcoming and relaxed 

environment. 

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HARBOR VIEW 

954 Ocean Drive 

(609) 884-5444 

www.harborviewcapemay.com 

A locals’ favorite for a reason. There’s a Key West vibe, 

good food, regular entertainment, and the views are 

spectacular. 

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$6-$30 

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ICCARA ITALIAN BISTRO 

311 Mansion Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-0200 

www.iccaracapemay.com 

Just steps from the Washington Street Mall, Iccara 

Italian Bistro & Seafood brings you the fresh flavors of 

Italy in a charming, welcoming atmosphere. 

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THE LOBSTER HOUSE 

Fisherman’s Wharf, Cape May 

(609) 884-8296 

www.thelobsterhouse.com 

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast, 

dinner... The Lobster House has it all. Drinks on the 

Schooner American before dinner is a must-do Cape 

May experience. 

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$5-$48.50 

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LUCKY BONES 

1200 Route 109, Cape May 

609) 884-BONE 

www.luckybonesgrill.com 

A huge hit and locals’ favorite for a reason. Excellent 

food (the thin-crust pizzas are excellent), great bar 

vibe and service. Lucky Bones gets it right every time. 

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of eight or 

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MAD BATTER 

19 Jackson Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-5970 

www.madbatter.com 

MARIO’S PIZZA 

Washington Commons 

(609) 884-0085 

www.mariosofcapemay.com 

It’s the original fine dining restaurant in Cape May. 

The food is always creative and the breakfasts and 

brunches, hard to beat — hence the lines. 

Homemade specialties and secret sauces, from classic 

pizza (using homemade dough daily) to paninis, garlic 

knots and pasta dishes. 

B, L, D 

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Funny thing about spoiler alerts... after 

a film’s been out for a few months, can 

the plot really be spoiled? I still can’t 

tell people what happens in The Sixth 

Sense, a masterpiece in suspense from 

20+ years ago. In the case of Spider-Man: No 

Way Home, I guess I’m spoiling some — but 

nothing more than you’d catch on a trailer. 

The idea of parallel realities is nothing 

new. The concept goes back to “evil twin” 

plots of ancient mythology. To say the Marvel 

Universe takes the concept to new levels is 

a multidimensional understatement. Spider- 

Man: No Way Home rips holes in the fabric of 

all we know. 

This was the first film that brought me 

back to theaters post pandemic. What choice 

did I have? It would seem that “no way home“ 

had no way to be viewed at home. It’s still in 

theaters and not online. You could say this film 

single handedly brought audiences back to the 

theater (well, at least it led the way). 

Humor is the “universal” theme of this 

flick. In this installment, Tom Holland plays 

The Movie Column 

By arts columnist Tom Sims 

Spider-Man. But he’s not the only one. Andrew 

Garfield and Tobey Maguire also reprise their 

role as the webslinger. How? Dr. Strange 

(Benedict Cumberbatch) allows for a spell 

that brings anyone who knew Peter Parker was 

Spider-Man from not just our world but other 

realities as well. Yes, it is about as comic as it 

all sounds. That’s why this film spends a lot of 

the time delivering its twists and turns with 

tongue firmly planted in cheek. 

This movie has several compelling elements, 

but none more important than its 

uncanny ability to not take itself so seriously. 

The banter between Dr. Strange and Spider- 

Man is priceless. He can barely tolerate the 

adolescent hero and spends much of the movie 

undoing damage Parker does. 

This is not to say the movie doesn’t have 

profound moments. Those scenes play out 

beautifully. In fact, if they hadn’t, I’m not sure 

how I’d feel about the film overall. Although 

I’m not a big fan of having too many characters, 

the pace and energy of this film goes a 

long way to simply allowing us to have fun. 

My favorite villain in the Spider-Man series has 

always been Doctor Octopus (Alfred Molina). 

To see the kids of this Spidey universe giggling 

at his name is worth the price of admission. 

Despite the deliberate silliness, the visuals 

and action in this film set themselves worlds 

apart from anything before. Pun intended. If 

you want to understand the universe Marvel 

is unfolding, No Way Home is your passport to 

explore. 

The Definition 

of Good Taste 

1298 Hornet Road 

wingnutz.net 

324 Carpenter’s Lane 

spicecellar.net 


capemaypeanutbutterco.com 

304 Washington Street 

capemaycheese.com 


capemayoliveoilcompany.com 






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MAYER’S TAVERN 

894 3rd Avenue, Cape May 

(609) 435-5078 

www.mayerstavern.com 

The legendary harborfront dive bar reopened with 

a smart renovation undertaken by the Laudeman 

family. But the character remains, along with those 

fried scallops. 

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MERION INN 

106 Decatur Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-8363 

www.merion inn.com 

MUDHEN 

127 W. Rio Grande Avenue, Wildwood 

(609) 846-7918 

www.mudhenbrew.com 

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period 

fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. 

Listen to live piano music as you eat, or linger over 

cocktails at the classic bar. Patio dining available, too. 

Sip on craft beers inside this rustic brewpub while 

enjoying delicious and casual fare including their 

BBQ smokehouse menu, juicy burgers and specialty 

mac-and-cheese dishes. Great outdoor space! 

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OCEAN VIEW 

Beach and Grant Avenues, Cape May 

(609) 884-3772 

www.oceanviewrestaurant.com 

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, 

oversized portions, and very reasonably priced. A 

locals’ favorite for a reason. 

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$9-$30 

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OUT THERE COFFEE 

315 Ocean Street, Cape May 

www.outtherecoffee.com 

Start every morning with their home-roasted coffee, 

super-food lattes, gluten free baked goods and 

varieties of toasts and frozen drinks. 

Pastries, 

toast and 

snacks 

$5-$10 

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OYSTER BAY 

615 Lafayette Street, Cape May 

(609) 884-2111 

www.oysterbayrestaurant.com 

Eat in the lovely, airy dining room or in the adjoining 

bar area with a fun vibe. There’s also a daily bar 

menu, happy hour, great martinis and classic, 

generous dishes. 

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PEACE PIE 

326 Carpenter’s Lane, Cape May 

(609) 435-5321 

www.peacepieworld.com 

Enjoy gourmet ice-cream sandwiches and signature 

Peace Pie squares made with your favorite flavors of 

ice cream. 

Dessert 

$6 

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PETER SHIELDS INN 


(609) 884-9090 

www.petershieldsinn.com 

The Georgian Revival mansion is magnificent and 

the modern American menu matches it all the way. 

Bring your own favorite wine for a singular dining 

experience on the beachfront. 

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$22-$39 

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PIER HOUSE 


(609) 898-2244 

www.capemaylamer.com 

RIO STATION 

3505 Route 9 South, Rio Grande 

(609) 889-2000 

www.riostation.com 

This chic, airy restaurant, steps from the beach, is 

housed in La Mer Beachfront Resort, serving up 

Mediterranean-influenced dishes. The patio is the 

perfect place to enjoy the ocean breezes. 

While everything around it has changed, the Rio is still 

serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service. 

Really good wings too! And now, drum roll... they have 

unveiled an exciting breakfast menu. 

B, L, D 

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SAPORE ITALIANO 

416 South Broadway, West Cape May 

(609) 600-1422 

www.saporeitalianorestaurant.com 

Located in a magnificent Victorian mansion, with 

plenty of outdoor dining, and the food does it justice. 

Excellent Italian food and a lovely family-style 

ambience. 

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2/20: MAC Crafts And Collectibles Show At Cape May Convention Hall 

Patti, Ashley 

Kate, Jim 

Michael, Kathy 

Leila, Marissa Mary, Heather Audrey, Steve 


OVER 50 STORES UNDER ONE ROOF 

antique furniture • accessories • estate jewelry • vintage memorabilia • framed artwork • home goods 

Beach Plum Bakery and Café 

609.770.8261 | 484 Perry Street, Cape May | thewestendgarage.com 






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SUNSET SUPPER CLUB 

1200 Lincoln Boulevard, North Cape May 

(609)551-4209 

www.visitferrypark.com/supper-club 

Try the exciting new pop-up restaurant on the second 

floor of the Cape May ferry terminal. Enjoy casual fine 

dining and tapas-sized portions paired with delicious 

cocktails. 

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TACO CABALLITO TEQUILERIA 


(609) 884-4800 

www. tacocaballitotequileria.com 

Formerly Cabanas Beach Bar & Grille, their reinvented 

concept lets you enjoy authentic Mexican dishes and 

handcrafted margaritas made with artisanal tequilas. 

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TISHA’S 


(609) 884-9119 

www.tishasfinedining.com 

This local favorite serves delicious food for lunch and 

dinner. And they have a pet-firendly patio too. Check 

out their sister restaurant, 5 West Pub, too. 

B, L, D 

$18-$35 

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THE UGLY MUG 


(609) 884-3459 

A Cape May legend. Inside, you’ll enjoy a classic 

pub atmosphere. Outside, it’s a great spot for 

people watching. Check their ad for upcoming live 

entertainment. 

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$12-$25 

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UNCLE BILL’S PANCAKE HOUSE 

Beach Avenue and Perry, Cape May 

(609) 884-7199 

Reliably good food — there is a reason why people 

wait in line. You can sit outside with ocean and beach 

views — and dine with your dog if the weather is 

nice. 

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$4-$9 

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UNION PARK 

Beach Avenue and Howard Street 

(609) 884-8811 

www.unionparkdiningroom.com 

Fine dining in a classic old hotel, where both the 

decor and the food are inspired. Voted one of the 

best restaurants in the state by New Jersey Monthly 

magazine. 

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VIGGIANO’S ON SUNSET 

109 Sunset Blvd, West Cape May (609) 

435-5026 

www.viggianosbyob.com 

A new family-friendly Italian restaurant, from the 

same owners as the popular Conshocken restaurant. 

Expect classic Italian food done right and a welcome 

as hearty as the pasta dishes. 

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VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALY 


(609) 889-6610 

www.vincenzoslittleitaly.com 

VINTAGE 

1048 Washington Street 

609-224-6064 

www.capemaymac.org 

WASHINGTON INN 


(609) 884-5697 

www.washingtoninn.com 

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun 

Italian meal, look no further. The kids will love it. 

Excellent pasta dishes, and they’ve recently expanded 

their pizzeria. 

The newest addition to the grounds of the Emlen 

Physick Estate. Cape May MAC partnered with the 

folks behind George’s Place to create a modern, 

eclectic and delicious dining experience. 

Superb gourmet food, and a cool-but-cozy bar. Check 

out an amazing wine list of over 10,000 bottles; 

they’ve got the largest wine cellar in South Jersey. 

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YOUNGER BROTHER 


(609) 898-2009 

www.kararestaurantgroup.com 

Another fine eating experience from the Kara Group. 

Enjoy brunch and dinner in this cozy beachfront 

eatery. Their lobster brunch is one of the more 

innovative menu creations in town. 

BRUNCH, D 

$14-$42 

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Ken, Heather, Luke 

Anna, Kathy 

“Grab a cup of tea, curl up on 

the couch, and get ready to get 

lost in Suzanne Simonetti’s 

heartfelt debut.” 

—Terry Lynn Thomas, 

USA TODAY bestselling author 

of The Betrayal 

Available Now 

Visit www.suzannesimonetti.com 

Barbara, Carol 


Cabin fever won’t seem so bad after you make 

your way through these recipe books. 




Kaleidoscope 

506 WASHINGTON STREET MALL 

609-884-1702 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM 

Rachel, Loren, John 

ARDEN’S KIDS 

GIFTS & CLOTHING 

Mercado family 

OPEN DAILY 

Washington Common, Cape May 

609-884-8643 l lynnardens.com 


Greg, Tim




OPEN Sat-Sun 11-5 

All other hours by appointment 

Cape May’s Full-Service Jeweler 

Offering Custom Designs, 

Watch Batteries & Repairs 

Nicole, Teresa, Jackie 

510 CARPENTERS LANE l 609-854-4489 

Shop online at trinketscapemay.com 

Cure for the cold... hot coffee 

and a cool book 

Nikki Jackson 

Patti, Ashley, Cindy, Jen, Patience 

Cape Atlantic 

Book Company 

OPEN @ 10am 

City Centre Mall 2nd floor 

Washington Street Mall, Cape May 

(609) 846-7688 • capeatlanticbookco.com 


Cape May Wicker 

1930 Route 9, Clermont | 609-624-3031 

Open daily 9-5 

203 Sunset Boulevard, West Cape May | 609- 884-1849 

Open Thu-Sun 9-5 

15 % off Surfboard Bars & Tables! 

Exclusively at Cape May Wicker. 

Coffee tables $399, 4’ bar & 2 stools $749, 6’ bar & 4 stools $1299, 

8’ longboard bar & 6 stools $1699. Pick your size, then pick 

your favorite finish! Each surfboard is uniquely hand-painted, 

then polyurethane sealed for outdoor use. No two are the same. 

Outdoor covers available to protect your investment. 


capemaywicker.net

Bird Droppings 

Dispatches from the nation’s birdwatching capital… by Seymore Thanu 

Do you hear a raven? Maybe. Once 

extirpated as a breeder in New 

Jersey, this iconic bird of wilderness 

regions has returned and is nesting 

in portions of northern Cape 

May and Cumberland Counties. Larger than 

American and Fish Crow, our most common 

corvids, the birds are distinguished by their 

vocal array that includes growls, chortles and 

“caw” notes. At close range and from below, 

the raven’s wedge-shaped tail is distinctive. 

The return of the raven can be attributed 

to the reforestation of New Jersey and proliferation 

of road-killed deer. Unlike Peregrine 

Falcons, ravens enjoyed no artificial reintroduction 

effort. The birds just naturally 

expanded as New Jersey’s logged over environs 

restored themselves. First discovered nesting 

on the Kittatinny Ridge in Northwestern NJ 

in the 1970s, by 2000 the birds were established 

near the Tuckahoe River and a pair 

has famously bred on the Hoboken bluffs 

since the 1990s which should surprise no-one. 

Breeding from the Arctic to the Sahara Desert, 

these hardy corvids are year-round residents 

in Arctic-native villages and are quick to 

build their bulky stick nests on any elevated 

structures, including the radars of abandoned 

DEW-line sites. In the lower48, telecommunication 

towers seem to be prized nesting 

locations. In Cumberland County the birds 

seem drawn to abandoned or lightly used 

sand processing towers. It is only a matter of 

time before the old submarine watch tower 

astride Sunset Blvd catches a raven’s eye. 

My current interest in ravens stems from 

the abundance of ravens where I am currently 

vacationing. Drawn to the pistachio 

trees budding here on the Central Coast of 

California, I’ve seen 150 birds in a soaring 

kettle (or flock). My friend Ted Swem of 

Fairbanks, AK advises that birds use the heat 

cast off by the power plant in Anchorage to 

gain altitude before setting their wings and 

gliding to roost. In our many cross-country 

drives, I’ve discovered that ravens are the 

most abundant bird in the west. At desert rest 

areas along Interstate 40 you can count on just 

two species, the hardy raven and ubiquitous 

House Sparrow, an introduced desert finch 

that has taken North America by storm. 

So, what’s my point? Nature’s capacity 

to adapt. From ravens to House Sparrows 

if there is a niche to be filled, there is a bird 

species poised to exploit it. House Sparrows 

today, ravens tomorrow. Get ready the natural 

world is changing and we in Cape May have a 

ring-side seat. 


2/25: Birthday Party For Nick Rossino At Cape May Marlin And Tuna Club 

Happy Birthday Nick! 



2/25: Around 6pm 

At 5 West Pub 


CAPE MAY’S LANDMARK JEWELER 

Say it with a Diamond! 

Leo’s birthday 

Not your grandmother’s jewelry 

407 Washington Street Mall • 609-884-0334 • HenrysCM.com 

Cape May’s exclusive Pandora retailer 

A MUST FOR EVERY CAPE MAY LOVER! 

Nicole, Kristine, John 

• Packed with 

information, advice 

and inspiring 

photos. • Full-color, 

hardcover, 352 

pages. • Cost is $25. 

exitzero.com/cool-cape-may 

Maria, John, John 

CROSSWORD SOLUTION 

13. Bo Burnham 

14. Spade 

15. Kevin Hart 

DOWN 

1. Schumer 

2. Doubtfire 

3. Tina Fey 

4. SNL 

5. Pryor 

7. Schneider 

8. Carrey 

11. Chappelle 

12. Gervais 

ACROSS 

1. Seinfeld 

6. Belushi 

8. Chevy 

9. Full House 

10. Rickles 

16. Poehler 

17. Dangerfield 

18. Murphy 


2/25: Around 6pm At 5 West Pub 

Dale Barth 

Fran, Mike 

Jade, Jen Ken, Dina Heather, Kendra 


Just for Laughs 

Blow those winter doldrums out the 

door with some light reading... 

504 WASHINGTON STREET MALL 

609-884-5466 * SCOPECAPEMAY.COM 


The Activity Column 

Catherine Dugan’s guide to getting out there... this week, relax with a massage! 

One of the great hardships of this 

pandemic was the absence of platonic 

touch. Without human contact, 

like office handshakes, “skin 

hunger” made isolation harder, 

especially for people who live alone. Humans 

have long understood the power of touch — 

healers in Asia recommended massage as 

early as 3000 BCE. Hippocrates agreed 2000 

years later, recommending a daily massage 

for optimum health. Touch is crucial throughout 

the human life span — premature babies 

are more likely to thrive with skin-to-skin 

contact. People with chronic illnesses may get 

pain relief through massage, and a hand or 

foot massage, as with a manicure or pedicure, 

can reduce fear in people with dementia. 

For most of history, massage was a luxury 

reserved to people of great wealth. Since 

the late 20th century, however, massage has 

become more affordable, and many people 

now treat themselves to a massage on a regular 

basis. A gift certificate for a massage is a 

common birthday or Valentine’s Day gift, and 

doctors frequently recommend massage as 

part of a treatment plan. Women often choose 

a spa day as a way to reconnect, so you’ll find 

groups like bridesmaids gathered around the 

cucumber water, but men also make up 30 

percent of customers. 

You should be comfortable before and 

during your massage. When you make your 

appointment, ask what to expect. Tips of 

about 20 percent are customary. Ask about 

Covid-19 protocols. You may have to fill out 

a form alerting the masseuse to any medical 

issues and explaining what you want from 

the massage. You will be asked to disrobe, 

but only as far as you are comfortable. Nude 

is easier because you can avoid getting oil 

on your clothing, and you will be covered by 

a sheet on the table. Avoid big meals beforehand 

and don’t go if you are ill. Alcohol and 

massage don’t mix, and you shouldn’t go hungover. 

Don’t be embarrassed if your body 

makes strange noises, or if you fall asleep. 

Cape May has many options for massage. 

Cape May Day Spa, 607 Jefferson Street, 609- 

898-1003, offers a range of experiences, from 

all-day indulgence to a simple manicure. Sea 

Spa, inside Congress Hall, has a special treat 

for weary legs and feet, special prenatal massages, 

and a stretch-oriented massage. Call 

698-884-6543. The Well offers services like 

the Gua Sha massage which uses a special 

roller, made of jade or quartz, to increase circulation 

for your face and neck. Book online at 

wellmassagecenter.com. 

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2/25: Around 6pm At 5 West Pub 


Jessica, Kt, Jess 

John, Lori’s retirement party, Frank, Don 

Dan, Steph 

Colby, Susie, Ken, Mary Rose 

Michelle, Lenny, Sim 


Mike, Kathy, Heather

The Answer Lady invites inquiries from 

gentle readers on all manner of relationship 

quandaries, matters of the 

heart and ethics. If you’d like to send 

a query, write to info@exitzero.us. Or, 

simply sit back, enjoy a cup of coffee and contemplate 

the wisdom herein. 

Dear Answer Lady 

I am engaged to a bank executive who 

is making his way up the corporate ladder. 

I imagine by the time we get married in 

December, he will be transferred up north. He 

also has political ambitions. I love that and 

I think I’d make a perfect partner. However, 

before I moved here, I was an exotic dancer and 

part-time escort in Florida. He knows none of 

this because I also had a job as a pet groomer 

and opened my own business. I am not 

ashamed, but it may not sit right with others, 

especially his family who has strong religious 

convictions. How can I be honest and keep our 

relationship intact? — Hidden Truth 

Dear Hidden 

You should have signed your letter Hidden 

The Answer Lady 

Wise answers to perplexing questions 

Lies. Sins of omission are still lies because 

your relationship is built on a perception of not 

who you are but who you purport to be. You are 

still the person he fell in love with, but you have 

an unknown past. You admit he has ambitions 

— you don’t want it to come out in social media 

during a campaign or key job promotion. 

Before the invitations go out, be honest with 

him. Meanwhile, reserve a Tension Tamer 

Massage at Cape May Day Spa to help fortify 

you. Have courage. 

Dear Answer Lady 

My roommate and I have been close 

friends since high school. He recently started 

dating a woman I do not like. Last week, she 

popped in to pick up something she “left 

behind” while my friend was still at work. She 

wasted no time coming on to me. Touching 

my arm. Suggesting we should go out to lunch 

sometime. Asking me if I had any wine in 

the house. What should I do? My roommate 

already knows I don’t like her. I do not intend to 

lose a friend because of her. And who knows? 

Maybe she’s just setting me up to get me out of 

the picture so she can move in. — Suspicious 

Dear Suspicious 

Play it cool. The Answer Lady suggests 

casually telling your roommate that she 

came over. In fact, tell him anytime there is 

a pop in or worse a text or other social media 

contact. Let him figure out the rest. Focus on 

strengthening your friendship. Make sure you 

have guys night out once a week. Mud Hen 

Brewing is just the ticket. 


CAPE MAY RADIO 

WCFA 101.5 FM 

is Cape May’s community 

radio station, owned and 

operated by the 501(c)(3) 

non-profit Center for 

Community Arts located in 

Cape May, New Jersey. 


At Cape May Brew Co. 


Lindsey, Eric 

Monica, Will 

WCFA features music and 

conversation, community 

storytelling, and local affairs 

programs, all produced and 

hosted by volunteers. 

Broadcasting to southern 

Cape May County & streaming 

around the world at 

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Missy, Patrick 

Glen, Glen 

Tim, Juliana 

Kelsey, Rayan


2/25: Around 5pm At Cape May Brew Co. 


Brew Crew 

Vince, Joanne 

Jen, Scott Ally, Michael Rob, Megan 

Brew Crew part 2 





Brock, Emily, Sean, James 

Michael, Moles, Avery 

Doc, Marie, Danielle 





Take The Chill 

Challenge! 

Loren, Alicia 

Take an active role in demonstrating 

that you care about Cape May by making 

some energetic energy choices! 

• Buy locally and invest in and use your own reusable grocery bags 

• Invest in and use a reusable water bottle and coffee mug 

• Use cloth towels instead of paper 

• Turn water off when not in use like when cleaning your teeth 

• Cut your shower time and use cooler water 

• Rinse and Recycle all that you can 

• When you can, ride a bike or walk 

• Be respectful of our trees 

• Find local farmers markets and shop there – it’s fresh and fun 

• Carry litter from the beach and use containers provided 

• Dry towels and clothing on a clothes line when possible 

• STOP idling your car 

• Turn off lights when not in use/needed 

• Use LED light bulbs and unplug electronics when not in use 

• Grow your flower or vegetable garden with plants that attract bees 

and butterflies, and require less water 

• Tread lightly – explore local nature centers and trails 

• Build responsibly – Support Green Energy! 

ACT PERSONALLY TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE FOR THE 

CAPE MAY COMMUNITY WE ALL LOVE! 

Environmental Commission meets fourth Tuesday each month at 

11am in City Hall. All are welcome. Get involved! THANK YOU! 

Teresa, Becky, Steve, Dave 

Maggie, Isaac 


2/18: Open-Mic Night 

At Cold Spring Brewery 


Norm 

Loren, Ernie 

Sue, Glen 


Robert Panaccio, VMD 

Robert Moffatt, VMD 

Nancy Reilly, VMD 

Patricia J. Link, DVM 

2/18: Open-Mic Night 

At Cold Spring Brewery 


694 Petticoat Creek Lane, Cape May 

609-884-1729 

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Happy Birthday Jim! 

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MAKING TECHNOLOGY 

JUST WORK! 

Shane, Cherie 

Nick, Andrew 


Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal 

Three beautiful dogs from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923 

ZEUS is a handsome year-and-a-half-old 

boy who came to the shelter when his owners 

could no longer care for him. He has a lot of 

energy and needs gentle training and handling. 

His leash skills are improving and at this 

point in his training, should be the only pet in 

the home. Zeus will be a wonderful companion 

for an active family with breed experience. 

STORM is a sweet and gentle big girl who 

came to the shelter when her family moved 

and couldn't take her along. She is 95 pounds 

of happiness. Storm gets a lot of exercise in the 

yard, and she has excellent leash skills. She is 

friendly to any human that comes near her, 

and does well with other dogs, cats and children. 

She will make a wonderful family pet. 

NOAH is a friendly, nine-year-old boy who 

came to the shelter when his family lost their 

home. He lived with children, and he is comfortable 

with other dogs and cats. Noah loves 

walks and his leash skills are improving. He 

is also crate trained and loves to go for rides 

in the car. Noah loves human interaction and 

would make a wonderful companion. 

THE LOCALS 

CAPE MAY’S PREMIERE PODCAST 

Hosts John Cooke, Michael Clarke, Joe McLaughlin, Brady Schoenrock, Wendy Collins 

and Ed McDonough cover all you need to know about Cape May and the area. 

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Enrich Your Life... Adopt An Animal 

Four beautiful cats from the Cape May County Animal Shelter and Adoption Center... call 609-465-8923 

SASHA is a friendly, four-year-old kitty with 

a bent ear — one of the many things that make 

her special. She came to the shelter when her 

owner could no longer care for her. She has 

lived in a quiet, indoor home and would be 

best if adopted into the same. She is housetrained, 

spayed and up to date on all vaccinations. 

MISS PIGGY AND FOZZIE are a matched 

pair of captivating kittens. These two inseparable 

friends are affectionate, playful and love 

a good, long nap. It would be best if they were 

adopted together into a loving family. Miss 

Piggy and Fozzie would be good in a home 

with other cats, dogs and children. If interested 

in this duo, contact the shelter. 

COMMODORE is a gorgeous cat that came 

to the shelter as a stray. He is a three-yearold 

sweetheart who was shot with bbs and 

has FIV. FIV does not affect his quality of life. 

Commodore is neutered and up to date on all 

vaccinations. He would be good in a home 

with other cats and children. If interested in 

adopting Commodore, contact the shelter. 

THE CAPE MAY MUSIC CAFE

2/18: Bourbon-Pairing Dinner At The Pier House 

Alex, Demetri, Mike 

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PROPERTY PAGES 

Welcome to 125 Rosemans Lane located at Spicers 

Creek within Cape May Marina. 125 Rosemans is the 

only waterfront property in Cape May offering five 

bedrooms, three-and-a-half bathrooms and an elevator. 

This home features uninhibited views of Spicers Creek, 

Schellenger's Landing and the surrounding waterfront 

marina district. 

Listed at $1,895,000. 

125 ROSEMANS LANE, CAPE MAY 

Contact Colleen White of deSatnick Real Estate at 609-231-6943 


2/18: Bourbon-Pairing Dinner At The Pier House 


Paul, Mike 

Daria, Elaine 

Linda, John 

Lynn, Rich 

Lewla, Chris 

Lori, Jaden, Greg 

Leslie, Mike 

Keith, Dale 

Mary, Terri 

Kim, Paul 


2/18: Bourbon-Pairing 

Dinner At The Pier House 


Michael, Susan, Francesca, Michael 

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & CONCIERGE SERVICE 

Swing into Spring! 

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• Water on 

• Power washing 

• Window washing 

• Outdoor furniture setup 

• Spring cleaning 

• Maintenance/repairs 

• Landscaping 

• HVAC serviced 

• Service to smoke/co detectors 

One call does it all! 

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Bringing a Better Understanding of the Law 

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24/7 Live Staff Answering Calls 

Credit Cards Accepted 

Remote Appointments Available 

Wills, Trusts & Estates 

Medicaid Planning 

Asset Protection 

Personal Injury 

DUI/DWI 

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2/18: Roller Skating At Cape May Convention Hall 

Marie, Jennie, Patricia, Joan, Caroline 


4002 S Route 9, 

Rio Grande 

Want to be seen 

by around 21,000 

people every week? 

Advertise in EZ! 

609-770-8479 or info@exitzero.com 

Town Center Town Residential zoned vacant lot close to Rio Grande Blvd 

& Rte 47. Listed at $594,000. 

Gail Wilsey-Morrison 

Broker Associate 

609-602-0405 cell 

gailwilsey@gmail.com 

Long & Foster Real Estate 

501 Lafayette Street, 

Cape May 

609-884-1007 


Thank you for your continued support and making us Cape May’s top producing real 

estate office for the tenth consecutive year. Contact us today and allow our proven track 

record and distinguished representation take you from LISTED to SOLD! 

14.89 Acres 

294 x 112 

Lot 

Ocean Views 

Business 

Opportunity 

Listed $179,999 

Listed $195,000 

Listed $597,000 

Listed $1,400,000 

331 DENNISVILLE ROAD, 

SOUTH DENNIS 

Buildable Residential Lot 

Listing Agent: Tai Menz, 

Sales Associate, 609-602-8061 

334 N ROUTE 47, 

GOSHEN 

4 Bedrooms | 1 Bath 

Listing Agent: Carol Menz, 

Broker of Record, 609-374-0325 

11 BEACH AVENUE, UNIT 208, 

CAPE MAY 

1 Bedroom | 1 Bath 

Listing Agent: Mary Moore 

Sales Associate, 609-425-6074 

235 E GARFIELD AVENUE 

WILDWOOD 

Motel Style Apartment 

& Commercial Lot 

Bojidar Dimitrov, 609-849-8339 

PLAN YOUR NEXT TRIP TO THE CAPE MAY AREA WITH COASTLINE REALTY 

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SOLD 

2/18 

SOLD 

2/18 

UNDER 

CONTRACT 

2/1 

UNDER 

CONTRACT 

2/10 

Sold $499,900 

Sold $800,000 

Listed $1,349,999 

Listed $225,000 

408 PROVINCETOWN DRIVE, 

LOWER TOWNSHIP 


Buyer's 

Representative 


1006 WASHINGTON STREET, 

CAPE MAY 


Seller's 


700 THIRD AVENUE, 

WEST CAPE MAY 

7 Bedrooms | 2 Baths 

Seller’s 


941 COLUMBIA AVENUE • CAPE MAY • 609-884-5005 

235 E BATES AVENUE, 

VILLAS 


Buyer's 

Representative

BARBARA McPHERSON 

Realtor Sales Associate 

Serving Clients 

for 25 Years: 

Buying, Selling 

& Renting 

2017, 2018,2019,2020 & 2021 

609-780-7652 

Barbara@CoastlineRealty.com 

1201 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE 

Great opportunity to 

develop 6.49 acres, 

just 2 blocks from 

Indian Trail. 1201 

Pennsylvania Avenue 

is located behind 

the Meadow Valley 

Development and 

close to the Delaware 

Bay & local beaches. 

Plans were previously 

made to develop 6 single-family homes. Plans can be made 

available but need to be updated. Listed at $349,900. 

KIMBERLY GIPPLE 


Resorts & Second 

Home Specialist 

609-972-9302 

Kim@CoastlineRealty.com 

2015-2018 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award® Bronze 

2019 & 2021 NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Sales Award®Silver 

JUST SOLD! 

The Breakers 

24 Ocean Street 

Seller 


Specialist 

Accredited Buyers 


8 Beds | 9 Baths 

Spacious Victorian Beach Home 

Seller's Agent 

$2,537,579 

THE SUNDSTROM TEAM 

REBECCA SUNDSTROM 


609-513-4086 

Rebecca@CoastlineRealty.com 

2020 New Jersey State Realtors® 

Circle of Excellence Sales Award Bronze 

SARAH ASHLEY SMITH 


609-554-0936 

SarahAshley@CoastlineRealty.com 

Under Contract In Less Than A Week 

BOB HARTMAN JR 


Direct 609-780-4626 

BobHartmanJr@CoastlineRealty.com 

Contact me for all your sales 

and rental needs! 

INVENTORY IS LOW! 

310 E Saint Johns 

Avenue, Villas 

3 Beds | 1 Baths 

Listed at $299,999 

List with the 

Sundstrom Team 

today! 

Follow us on social @SundstromTeam_RealEstate 

Thinking of listing your home? Call me today! 

Search online @ CoastlineRealty.com 

CAROL A. MENZ Broker/Owner gri, sres, crs, abr, sfr, rsps 

NJ Realtors® Circle of Excellence Award® Platinum 2015-2021 



Miss. Linda 

Maura, Una, Jack 


512 Washington Mall 

Cape May 

609-884-8428 

cbcapemay.com 

OCEAN-FRONT BROADWAY BEACH CONDO 

211 Beach Avenue, 2 nd Floor, 

Cape May 

Asking Price $1,450,000 

This unit has it all with two parking spaces, on-site 

heated pool, large wrap-around ocean-view front 

porch and low maintenance exterior. Unit has three 

bedrooms, two full baths, living room, dining area, 

kitchen, stack washer/dryer, gas heat, a/c, new wood 

floors throughout and newly painted. Enjoy the 

sunsets from the west-facing portion of the deck. 

LISTING AGENT 

William Bezaire 

Owner/Broker 

Cell 609-827-3513 

bill@cbcapemay.com 


EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED


Daco family 

Olivia, Chloe, Mia 


Jersey Cape Rental Team 

Olivia, Lauren, Shannon, Ann, Diana 

609-884-5800 

Jersey Cape Realty, Inc. 


JerseyCapeRealtyRentals.com 

DEE LANZALOTTI, 

LICENSED REAL ESTATE BROKER 

Thinking of a Spring rental? 



WIlliam 

Cadence, Summer, Jessica 

Xavier 

Gavin 


512 Washington Mall 

Cape May 

609-884-8428 

cbcapemay.com 

TOP-FLOOR OCEAN-FRONT CONDO 

211 Beach Avenue, 3 rd Floor, 

Cape May 

Asking Price $1,400,000 

This top floor unit has it all! Elevator access, two 

parking spaces, on-site heated pool and an oceanview 

porch. Featuring three bedrooms, two full baths, 

living room, dining area, kitchen, stack washer/dryer, 

gas heat, central a/c, new wood floors throughout 

and newly painted. You will enjoy the sunsets over the 

lighthouse from the west-facing portion of the deck. 

LISTING AGENT 

William Bezaire 

Owner/Broker 

Cell 609-827-3513 

bill@cbcapemay.com 


EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED

512 Washington Mall, Cape May • 609-884-8428 • cbcapemay.com 

VICTORIAN STEPS TO THE BEACH RESIDENTIAL VACANT LOT CANYON CLUB W/ WATER VIEWS MORNING STAR VILLA CONDO 

26 Gurney Street, 

Cape May 

ASKING PRICE: $1,699,000 

6 Bedrooms / 4 Baths 

BROADWAY BEACH CONDO 

1512 Velvento, Cape May 


Newest subdivision in prestigious 

Poverty Beach section of Cape May 

902 Ocean, Unit 802, 

Canyon Club 

ASKING PRICE: $874,000 

3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths 

1307 Beach Avenue, Unit 3, 

Cape May 


2 Bedrooms / 1 Bath, Renovated 


211 Beach Avenue, 1 st Fl, 

Cape May 


3 Bedrooms / 2 Baths, with pool 


Cape May 


1 Bedroom / 1 Bath, with pool 




Cape May 



Serving the Cape May area 

for 121 years for all your 

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EACH OFFICE IS INDEPENDENTLY OWNED AND OPERATED 


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2/18: Roller Skating 

At Cape May Convention Hall 


Matagiese family 

Dougherty family 

Jen, Jack, Emily 



Steve, Seth 

Kiana, Liz 

Evan, Sean 

Coleen, Steve 

Macie, Ava 




916 Queen Street #3, Cape May 

2 Bedrooms | 2 Baths - $719,000 

902 Ocean Dr, Lower Twp 


8 Bayshore Rd, Green Creek 


Amazing Turnkey Cottage! 

Move in ready! Detached free standing 

ranch style condo cottage. Cathedral 

ceilings in main living area and kitchen 

with granite countertops. 

101 Sunset Blvd, W Cape May 

Business and Real Estate - $1,250,000 

Black Duck on Sunset 

Award winning restaurant including all 

fixtures, furnishings, and equipment. 

Truly turn key opportunity. High visibility 

location. 

104 Pine Avenue, Del Haven 


Canyon Club, Unit 1608 

One of the newest buildings at Canyon 

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3 S. Lafayette Street, Cape May 

5 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths - $995,000 

Great Potential! 

Beautiful farm on over 10 acres with 

original farmhouse, many outbuildings, 

custom-built barn, 6 completely fenced 

paddocks. 

820 Broadway, West Cape May 

2 Bedrooms | 1 Bath - $599,000 

Handyman's Special 

Cute cottage on large lot (roughly 47’ x 

175’) with lots of potential! Walking or 

biking distance to Cape May beaches. 

2200 Bayshore Rd, Villas 

Business and Real Estate - $299,900 

Located in Quiet Neighborhood 

Well-maintained home located just 

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Two separate living areas, one with gas 

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The Exit Zero Crossword 

The theme is comedy... compiled by Nicole James 

1 2 3 

4 

5 6 7 

8 9 

10 11 

12 

13 

14 15 16 

17 

18 

ACROSS 

1. The series began and ended 

each episode with this famous 

Jerry’s stand-up routine. (8) 

6. John who was an original cast 

member of 4 down and starred 

in Animal House and The Blues 

Brothers. (7) 

8. You know him from National 

Lampoons Vacation. (5) 

9. Joey Gladstone’s dream was 

to become a famous stand-up 

comic in this hit TV show. (4,5) 

10. The late comedian, Don 

_______, was best known for 

his insult comedy and voiced 

Mr. Potato Head in Toy Story. (8) 

16. Another funny Amy who 

played Leslie Knope in Parks and 

Recreation. (7) 

17. Rodney who said, “I don’t get 

no respect!” (11) 

18. Eddie, also known as the 

Nutty Professor, Prince Akeem 

Joffe and Axel Foley. (6) 

DOWN 

1. Amy who wrote the 2015 film 

Trainwreck and starred beside Bill 

Hader. (7) 

2. The late Robin Williams 

starred in Good Morning, Vietnam, 

Alladin and Mrs. _________. (9) 

3. This comedian stars alongside 

16 across in many films 

including Baby Mama.(4,3) 

4. This sketch comedy show has 

been on the air since 1975. (3) 

5. Richard, known as one of the 

best comedians in history. (5) 

7. Rob who starred in the most 

Adam Sandler films, often 

yelling “you can do it.” (9) 

8. Jim who starred in Bruce 

Almighty and The Grinch.(6) 

11. Dave who had his own sketch 

series in the early 2000's. (9) 

12. Ricky, the English comedian 

starred in BBC's The Office. 

13. This comedian is known for 

his musical comedy. (2,7) 

14. The film Grown Ups has an 

all-star cast of comics including 

Sandler, Rock, James, 7 down 

and _____. (5) 

15. This comedian's specials 

include Seriously Funny, Laugh at 

my Pain and Let Me Explain. (5,4) 

SOLUTIONS ON PAGE 39 


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