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Derek Cheng at the top of Point 2135, surrounded by the wild and remote Central Darrans.<br />
Jimmy left me his down jacket and I settled in for the night,<br />
watching their head-torches as they moved up a wall they hoped<br />
would be the quickest way out. Again, and not unpredictably,<br />
they got much more than they bargained for. It took four pitches<br />
of sparsely-protected climbing, meaning any falls would be long<br />
and potentially dangerous, before they topped out—thankfully<br />
fall-free.<br />
It was 3am when they reached the top of the valley. The following<br />
morning, Jimmy decided to take all of our gear from the bivvy<br />
spot to Camp Derek in case, due to my injuries, it was best to<br />
head back to civilisation from there. It was about 24 hours after<br />
my fall when they managed to return with my first aid kit, and<br />
some food. By then, my morning shivers had dissipated; Camp<br />
Derek was basking in afternoon sunshine.<br />
Tramadol and ibuprofen brought relief. It wasn’t until several<br />
weeks later that I realised I’d probably broken my tailbone. My<br />
self-diagnosis was based on the acute pain I felt when sitting or<br />
lying in certain positions. And there was one particularly telling<br />
symptom: for weeks, it was really painful to shit.<br />
—<br />
I’d met Jimmy and Ben the previous summer in Homer Hut,<br />
in Fiordland, and quickly learned that Jimmy was basically Mr<br />
Darrans; he always knew exactly where we were, which peaks<br />
we were looking at, and the best way to proceed from wherever<br />
we happened to be. Ben was also an ideal Darrans companion<br />
for his easy-going nature, rope expertise, and his penchant for<br />
calorie-rich butter, and his willingness to carry it to remote places.<br />
Having spied some neck-craning, virgin rock a few weeks earlier<br />
on his way out from Tutoko Valley, Jimmy had enlisted us for a<br />
first-ascent mission. I’d done some first ascents before but never<br />
in the steep, glacier-carved rock walls of the Darrans, where the<br />
scenery and the sense of adventure are the finest in the country.<br />
We had trudged in with several days of food and a week-long<br />
weather window, so I saw no point in heading down because<br />
of my tailbone woes. At worst, I could sit and relax on tramadol<br />
vibes at Camp Derek while Jimmy and Ben explored the cliffs.<br />
By the following morning, however, I felt sufficiently drugged up<br />
to put my butt to the test. The upper face of the detached megablock<br />
appeared to be blessed with twin cracks, while the lower<br />
face offered a few potential paths to access them. With more<br />
than a touch of nerves and an abundance of tramadol, I chose<br />
the line of least resistance.<br />
I went into a slight panic when, about eight metres up, my<br />
attempt to widen my stance in the middle of a stem corner was<br />
met with a sharp butt-pain. I had to improvise, climbing the face<br />
before traversing onto slabbier terrain.<br />
When we reached the upper face, I started up the left crack<br />
because the right one, uninvitingly, was full of loose blocks of<br />
rock. But higher up, I became increasingly tangled in mental<br />
knots and physical shakes, and I eventually slumped onto<br />
the rope. I offered the lead to Ben, who lowered me and took<br />
over, climbing above my high point where the crack became<br />
increasingly flora-filled.<br />
It’s not easy to trust handfuls of bushes with all of your weight<br />
on vertical terrain. With his forearms ablaze with lactic acid, Ben<br />
yelled down a warning to me that he was going to fall. I braced<br />
myself, but he’s decently heavier than me, and catching him<br />
catapulted me upwards and across the cliff, my head, shoulders<br />
and back rag-dolling against it as I spun uncontrollably.<br />
When I settled, I realised my right shoulder was bleeding. I had<br />
been slung 20m across the wall, which had eaten a 4cm-long<br />
chunk of flesh from it. Luckily, as if I was prepared for this exact<br />
scenario, I had a pocket full of tramadol.<br />
Ben eventually pulled back onto the wall, traversing to the right<br />
crack to avoid the tenuous bush-pulling. The real motivation for<br />
the day’s mission became apparent once we were on top of the<br />
mega-block; Ben had left his camera there after topping out the<br />
chimney two days earlier, and had wanted to retrieve it.<br />
The 150m headwall above us looked thin, hard and, in the<br />
blazing, afternoon sun, unappealing. We descended. Even<br />
though I’d added a bleeding shoulder to my woes, it felt<br />
invigorating to have climbed something new.<br />
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