Under_The_Whispering_Door_by_TJ_Klune

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For example, WHITE HUMAN WOMEN experience joy from THE PHRASELIVE, LAUGH, LOVE. If you are assigned to a WHITE HUMAN WOMAN, remindHER of LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE, and you’re sure to see a SMILE on HER HUMANFACE.This is, of course, just one example. Since HUMANS come in ALL SHAPES,SIZES, AND COLORS, you will be required to tailor each experience of theDearly Departed (DD) to match that specific DD. One size does not fit all inlife or death, and it’s important for the Reaper to be able to make splitseconddecisions based upon the DD that is assigned to them. What followsis a list of 927 points meant to assist you in making said decisions. Pleasemake sure to memorize each one. You will be tested. Get one wrong, and youmight have your mind wiped before being returned to where you came from!1. DO NOT PANIC! PANICKING ONLY MAKES THINGSWORSE.
SECTION DXLIUH OH! YOUR DD IS UPSET. NOW WHAT?You have received a new assignment. You have reviewed the file along withyour Ferryperson and have come up with a plan to bring your DD back tobegin the transition process. Remembering what it means to be a Reaper—Respond Efficiently And with Patience, Empathy, and Respect—you travel tothe location where your DD awaits.Oh no!Your DD is angry. They do not want to be dead. Since HUMANS areSOMEWHAT INTELLIGENT, they might not be ready to accept the fact that theyhave died. They are yelling and trying to break things, such as YOUR FACE orA COFFEE MUG. Do you:A) Tell them they are overreactingB) Break things with themC) Try to come up with a plan to thwart death and destroy thesystem that has worked perfectly since time immemorial andthus throw the natural balance into chaosD) Leave them where you found them and go back homeIf you selected any of the above, please notify the Manager immediatelyfor reevaluation of your employment, as this was a trick question. Thecorrect answer is E): Let them expel their anger while maintaining a soothingpresence and ensuring the safety of yourself, the DD, and anyone who mightbe in the immediate vicinity.Anger is to be expected. Most do not want to be dead. While anger is amostly useless emotion, it is valid to the DD. They believe they have the rightto be upset. And they do! But while this is acceptable, it is up to the Reaperto make sure that anger isn’t all the DD knows. Since you have reviewed the
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Begin ReadingTable of ContentsAbout
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For Eric.I hope you woke up in a st
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CHAPTER1Patricia was crying.Wallace
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“Kyle was laid off two months ago
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“Kyle won’t touch me,” she wh
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dollars, and that doesn’t even be
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He never got the chance.Instead, tw
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Mostly.She wasn’t crying. He was
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you died, you continued to wear the
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Persian rug he’d spent an exorbit
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to show some kind of emotion. He wo
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He burst out laughing. Yes, he coul
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She grinned. “Oh, man. Just you w
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made it feel like so much more. It
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He said, “I…” He didn’t kno
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She wiped her eyes, still chuckling
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“Oh. Yeah, no. I get it. Yes, thi
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He blinked slowly, becoming aware o
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They rounded a corner, and he could
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He stared at her. “We’re seeing
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CHAPTER4He expected the inside of t
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The second time you share tea, you
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was … calming? Or so close to it
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know I don’t have time for this.
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“And there’s … what?”Hugo d
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questions. I’ll do my best to ans
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“I’m dead,” Wallace said.Hugo
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learned from her mother, a heavyset
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“There aren’t.”“Which means
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Hugo looked at him. “You’re a g
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CHAPTER6The first obstacle was the
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At least he tried to.It didn’t wo
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terrible as the rest of him. All so
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“Saw one, did you?”He whirled a
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place you’ll ever be before you c
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CHAPTER7Apollo seemed to know where
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Hugo chuckled. “A little older th
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Hugo shook his head. “No, I’m n
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“Hush,” Hugo said. “Don’t l
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“But he’s here.”“He is,”
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“You don’t need to sleep.”Wal
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Wallace’s eyes bulged as he looke
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“No.”“But you’re sitting on
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Nelson nodded toward the sconces on
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Wallace hadn’t even heard him app
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“Do what?” Mei asked as she rea
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The hook—always there, and he was
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And strangely, he thought he could
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moved around from table to table, t
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him.” And then, under her breath,
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woke up. He went to work. He stayed
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CHAPTER9Charon’s Crossing stayed
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Mei gasped. “They do? Oh my god,
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“Obviously,” he said faintly.
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that’s taboo.” She looked away.
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“It’s like you, in a way,” sh
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“Nope.”Wallace groaned. “Then
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things. He had expensive clothes, a
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Nelson grinned. “Fair.” He rubb
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“It’s like that here,” Hugo s
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“It was fast,” Hugo said, stari
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Hugo seemed to let it go. “The Ma
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“You can’t ever go to them,”
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finding the truth within himself. W
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And now here they were in the fifth
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Her fault, he told himself as he sa
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They all fell into a schedule of so
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One of the other women said, “My
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“Because he doesn’t want to,”
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Wallace bit back a sharp retort whe
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stumbled around, making promises to
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Nelson laughed. “Refreshing. Frus
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Hugo, for his part, didn’t look a
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“I mean, there’s always a plea
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came here looking more alive than s
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Nothing.“All the time you—would
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Desdemona gasped, pulling her hands
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“A,” Desdemona said as the plan
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followers, and I command you to—
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CHAPTER12That night, Wallace follow
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“Then why didn’t you put a stop
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“It’s not always like this,”
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Wallace closed his eyes. Nancy was
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“A guardian of the doors,” Hugo
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“What does that mean?”“I can
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green door at the end. He walked th
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window looked out into a familiar k
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CHAPTER13At the beginning of his tw
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Hugo shrugged. It was infuriating.
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everything I’m saying right now?
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The tea shop was busy all day. Sinc
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“What will it take?” Wallace as
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Watch.”Wallace stood next to him
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some … some let it become all the
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“Obviously,” Nelson said. He re
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Wallace bit back a retort. They wer
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but my legs didn’t work. My arms
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“Yes,” Hugo said.“I was murde
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behind clouds. The tea plants looke
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people like him.” He swallowed th
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him and he waited, waited, waited f
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CHAPTER15Alan tried to leave.He did
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we’re all traveling on.”Alan sh
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we can do it after—”“Oh, hey,
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come. “Any specific reason?”“
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Wallace blinked. “Oh, uh. Practic
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“How did it go?”Hugo started to
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CHAPTER16“Are you sure about this
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down at his tea, muttering under hi
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“Yes,” Wallace said. “And whe
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The tables jumped again as Alan too
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He hated how much he focused on it,
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“He does,” Hugo said. He looked
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“Or I know my limits,” Wallace
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age. He was coldly handsome, though
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were here in February. Speaking of,
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him. He turned to see Alan stepping
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Alan rose slowly to his feet, point
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CHAPTER17It was bigger than any sta
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The boy nodded at Wallace before lo
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instead of solid. “In fact, an ar
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full well he wasn’t in his right
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dies. Death is cleansing. The pain
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Sure, the bureaucracy of it all can
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“He’s not gone,” Wallace said
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He didn’t know.He’d never felt
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“Then do it. I don’t know what
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Hugo shook his head. Muttering unde
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The sadness receded, though it didn
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On the third evening, Hugo switched
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Nancy did as asked, clutching her p
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Mei cocked her head as if confused,
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I KNOW. BUT I HOPE IN HEARING FROM
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For a moment, Wallace thought it’
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CHAPTER19Acceptance.It was easier t
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then another and then another. And
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didn’t know if anyone would answe
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“What’s that supposed to mean?
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“I’m not trying to,” Wallace
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He laughed wildly. “If not now, w
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Wallace felt the pull the moment th
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As the sun set, they stood side by
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He failed.His eyes rolled up in his
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They said, “Cameron, let’s go o
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grit his teeth together. Tears floo
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CHAPTER21The next day, Charon’s C
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He hung his head. “I’m scared,
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Page 328 and 329: EPILOGUEOn an evening in the middle
Page 330 and 331: It wasn’t easy. Of course it wasn
Page 332 and 333: Desdemona Tripplethorne returned to
Page 334 and 335: Mei made them tea as the rest gathe
Page 336 and 337: But a river only moves in one direc
Page 338 and 339: Apollo licked his fingers.Hugo rose
Page 340 and 341: Mei began to recite the contents of
Page 342 and 343: Next, the sensitivity readers. Not
Page 344 and 345: READ ON FORMEI’SINTRODUCTION TORE
Page 346 and 347: INTRODUCTION TO REAPINGCongratulati
Page 350 and 351: DD’s file before your arrival, yo
Page 352 and 353: We believe in you!The Managercc: Un
Page 356 and 357: ABOUT THE AUTHORTJ KLUNE is the New
Page 359 and 360: This is a work of fiction. All of t
Page 361: Chapter 22EpilogueAcknowledgmentsEx
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