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The Letter Game<br />
By: Mark Richards / Games & Shows<br />
From the letters below, choose the correct letters<br />
and place them alongside the clue. (Answers<br />
on page 46)<br />
1. Bill Bixby & Ray Walston TV Show ______<br />
2. What they called the first Steamboat _____<br />
3. 230-year-old Astronaut _______<br />
4. Former Watergate Conspirator ____<br />
5. Made milk safe to drink ______<br />
6. A popular Halloween game _____<br />
7. Canine War Hero _______<br />
8. He slashed his way through London ______<br />
9. She was “Mommy Dearest” ______<br />
10. Schwarzenegger held this title in 1967_____<br />
11. He sang “Zip A Dee Doo Dah” ______<br />
12. Mr. Wilson’s next door neighbor ______<br />
13. Streaks across the sky every 76 years _____<br />
14. Part of the Constitution _______<br />
Clues: LP * HC * MU * BR * DTM * BFA * FF * JC * JE<br />
* BOR* RTT * UR * JTR * MFM<br />
Some Oldies Getting a<br />
Make-Over<br />
By: Jane Dow / Mutterings & Musings<br />
graduated from high school in 1965. Here<br />
I are some hit songs of that year with updated<br />
messages.<br />
The Beatles’ “I Feel Fine” after 10 prunes and a bottle of wine.<br />
Freddie and the Dreamers’ “I’m Tellin’ You Now” to get a C-Pap<br />
machine and stop snoring like a drunk rhinoceros.<br />
The Righteous Brothers’ “You’ve Lost that Lovin’ Feelin’” after<br />
14 sarsaparillas and a dose of Metamucil.<br />
The Beach Boys’ “Help Me, Rhonda.” I’ve caught my shirt tail in<br />
my fly again.<br />
Four Tops’ “I Can’t Help Myself.” I need another slab of that<br />
Cracker Barrel meatloaf.<br />
The Beatles’ “Yesterday” all my bladder control seemed to go away.<br />
The Supremes’ “I Hear a Symphony” when your hearing aid’s<br />
turned up too loud.<br />
The Byrds’ “Turn, Turn, Turn” ‘cause your snoring is driving me<br />
to homicidal thoughts.<br />
The Dave Clark Five’s “Over and Over” I’ve told you, “Put the<br />
toilet seat down, Floyd!!”<br />
Jane taught high school English and theatre for 30 years. She now<br />
spends her time being a Toastmaster, enjoying the endless entertainment<br />
options in our town, attending Pilates classes and spoiling<br />
her rescue, Mandy.<br />
42<br />
<strong>April</strong> <strong>2023</strong>