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THE MOADONS<br />
W ith th e precision of a m ilita ry operation, your stom ach starts rum bling, your hands get clammy,<br />
the cold sw eat breaks out all over your body. The tim e of tru th has arrived. It's tim e to face your greatest<br />
fear. You are addicted to som ething your teachers never told you about. It's 6:30pm . and the firs t step<br />
to solving your problem is adm itting you have one. You are addicted to schnitzel The solution is<br />
M oadon 11 T m inus 10 m inutes. The cravings are intensified. Like th e Pavlovian dog, your salvitory<br />
glands go into overdrive. You need a hit and you need it quick. 6:59 p.m., T m inus 1 m inute, every<br />
ounce of control and se lf-re stra in t stops you from rushing the door like a Mac truck. The desire is<br />
alm ost overw helm ing. 7:00 p.m. As if by magic, the doors open. The sm ell of schnitzel w afts through<br />
the corridors, w ith the subtlety of store bought perfum e. You roughly th ru st your 3 shekels across the<br />
counter for a schnitzel. Nirvana achieved! M ission accom plished! Your craving has been fu lfille d . Your<br />
only fear is T m inus 30 to m orrow
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