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The case of the<br />

Crown and the<br />

court reporter<br />

BY MAIRIN PRENTISS<br />

TALENTED AND FRAGRANT CROWN ATTORNEY DENISE SMITH AND<br />

HER HUBBY, CBC NEWSMAN BLAIR RHODES, HAVE GONE THEIR<br />

SEPARATE WAYS.<br />

Denise and sometimes court reporter Blair managed not to<br />

bump into each other at work, as Blair would excuse himself<br />

from reporting on any case that landshark Denise was fighting,<br />

says the Ceeb’s Regional Director Andrew Cochran.<br />

Denise was the prosecutor in the cases of Jason MacRae,<br />

Patricia Boudreau, and most recently young Aaron Marriott: the<br />

worst shot this side of the St. Lawrence.<br />

The Blairster recently signed the matrimonial abode over to<br />

Denise and moved up a couple streets in the Halifax ’burbs.<br />

Olde County<br />

Courthouses?<br />

Pilgrims of the courts suggest the deputy justice minnie Marian<br />

Tyson is angling to axe rural courthouses to save some dollars<br />

up top.<br />

Currently the Annapolis Royal Courthouse is only fully staffed<br />

three days a week. The wheels of justice <strong>com</strong>e grinding to a halt<br />

sometime around Wednesday afternoon.<br />

Though the Nova Scotia Barristers’ Society says there should<br />

be a fully staffed court in every county, Shelburne, Queen’s,<br />

Guysborough, Antigonish courts may soon be dusty ghost town<br />

relics, according to whispers. However, DOJ spokesthingy Tara<br />

Walsh says that while the department is facing budget cutbacks,<br />

no courthouses are slated to close.<br />

One forest dwelling Q.C. says if courts do close it will hike up<br />

legal costs for his clients, who may end up having to travel up to<br />

70 clicks to go court.<br />

One unsympathetic court hotshot quipped, “Well they seem to<br />

get to Bingo OK.”<br />

Bright idea man<br />

leaves boards<br />

Stewart McKelvey pardner George Caines has ended his terms<br />

on the board of directors at Emera and Nova Scotia Power Corp.<br />

(where he was chair), the sentimental electricians who often<br />

graciously remind us what a pleasure it is to read by candlelight.<br />

“I was getting to be the age where it was the time for me to step<br />

down,” says George who raked in $103,624-per in his part-time<br />

gig on the Emera board.<br />

Under George and the boardies’ lightbulb-leadership, the power<br />

corp brought in record profits while proposing a 20 per cent rate<br />

hike so it can dish out more dough to the shareholders.<br />

LEGAL BRIEFS<br />

Georgie, who was called to the bar nearly 50 years ago, plans<br />

to continue working full-time for StewMac.<br />

Sporty lawyer<br />

departs<br />

Lawyer Catherine Meade is leaving her post as Bell Aliant’s<br />

corporate counsel, packing her bags and pole vaulting up-country<br />

to Toronto the Good to work for the 2015 Pan-American<br />

Games. Cat, who unsuccessfully ran for the Liberals in 2008<br />

against Dipper Megan Leslie, is an advocate for the gay <strong>com</strong>munity<br />

in sport. She helped organize the 2006 World Outgames<br />

in Montreal, a sort of queer-friendly Olympics.<br />

Trans-continental<br />

Legalist Lee Cohen says his former client Tanya Bloomfield<br />

felt Canadian Immigration services was “unfavourably disposed<br />

to her because she is a transgendered person,” and sent her<br />

packin’ back to the U.K.<br />

Lee describes the situation as “quite sad on a variety of fronts.<br />

A lot of personal pain.”<br />

CIC didn’t renew Tanya’s (nee Timothy) work permit after her<br />

marriage to a Nova Scotian woman fell apart, leading to her loss<br />

of spousal sponsorship in 2010. She asked to stay in Canada<br />

anyway, saying she feared the quite-Catholic folks back home<br />

in Northern Ireland wouldn’t wel<strong>com</strong>e her <strong>with</strong> open arms.<br />

Tanya moved to Brighton, England, however, not wanting to<br />

continue the fight all the way to the Refugee Board.<br />

Parker Sr. and Parker Jr.<br />

Boink and Oink’s, er, Boyne and Clarke’s young lawyer David<br />

S. Parker, the heir to adjudicator extraordinaire David T.R. Parker’s<br />

brain trust, has been charged <strong>with</strong> operating a vehicle <strong>with</strong>out<br />

a licence following an October 25 incident.<br />

Well, Baby Dave, as long as you’re not operating a courtroom<br />

<strong>with</strong>out a dictionary, like his Papa, then that’s swell.<br />

Young Dave, 32, toils as a personal injury lawyer. He’s due<br />

back in court on May 31.<br />

mairin@atlanticfrank.ca<br />

MAY 24, 2011 FRANK MAGAZINE 13

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