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Jumpin’ Judy Hare makes<br />
more than the Mayor<br />
BY MAIRIN PRENTISS<br />
THE LAST TIME THE JAUNDICED PAGES OF THE<br />
MEDIA REPORTED THE STACKED-TO-THE-<br />
RAFTERS SALARY OF LIBRARIAN-IN-CHIEF<br />
JUDITH HARE, SHE DISMISSED IT AS “YELLOW<br />
JOURNALISM CRAP.”<br />
Back then in 2003, Judy was raking in<br />
$116,00-per to make sure everyone was<br />
doing their jobs and sorting out books<br />
properly. (By colour, right? — ed.)<br />
An appointment such as that, <strong>com</strong>es <strong>with</strong><br />
stressful moments undoubtedly. For instance,<br />
<strong>with</strong>out library science training one<br />
might never know where to shelve the gruelling<br />
read Ulysses. Is it fiction? Or would<br />
it go under section 365 Penal & Related<br />
Institutions subsection Torture Methods?<br />
It’s shurely <strong>com</strong>mendable work, but I am<br />
gobsmacked to report that Judy pulls in<br />
$146,422.61/per, over $8,000 more than<br />
Halifax Mayor Peter Kelly.<br />
Yes, Judy’s salary has more digits than<br />
some Dewey Decimal classifications. Judy<br />
Library by the numbers<br />
JUDITH HARE, CEO:<br />
$146,422.61<br />
SUSAN McLEAN, public services<br />
director/deputy CEO:<br />
$107,617.15<br />
PAULA SAULNIER, corporate research<br />
& development director:<br />
$107,617.15<br />
BRUCE GORMAN, IT and collection<br />
management director:<br />
$107,617.15<br />
CATHY MADDIGAN, human resources<br />
director: $107,617.15<br />
SHAWN WEST, finance & facilities<br />
director: $95,671.25<br />
earns more in a day than the temperature<br />
at which books begin to burn. Judy has<br />
more dollars in the bank at the end of a<br />
year than her most recent glass box — the<br />
Keshen Goodman Library — has books.<br />
Hoof it! It’s the cops!<br />
BY NEAL OZANO<br />
WELL, THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE: SOMEONE WAS RIDING A HORSE DOWN<br />
THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN MIDDLETON.<br />
Town RCMP confirmed they were called, but say horse and rider<br />
were gone by the time they had galloped down to the scene of the<br />
“crime.”<br />
But is it even a crime? Could the mystery cowboy (or cowgirl) who<br />
was trotting merrily along at 6:25 p.m. on April 19 be charged?<br />
According to one Q.C. lawyer, so long as you follow the rules of the<br />
road, there’s no problem.<br />
“You can ride a horse on a public highway, but you must go in the<br />
same direction as traffic,” he says.<br />
But you can’t leave Trigger unattended.<br />
“You’re not allowed to ride up to the bar and drop the reigns and<br />
walk in there.”<br />
No horses allowed on the sidewalk, either.<br />
And if your horses happen to be pulling a sleigh, they have to have<br />
jingle bells. That’s right there in Section 167 of the Motor Vehicles<br />
Act (yes, we know — horses don’t have motors — ed.).<br />
“There’s a lot of things in the MVA about horses that have been there<br />
for 100 years and just haven’t been taken out, because they still apply,”<br />
he says.<br />
Thank goodness.<br />
neal@atlanticfrank.ca<br />
Judy Hare poses for yellow journalists<br />
(not exactly as illustrated).<br />
Amidst the hoopla of Jude’s impending<br />
$55 million book repository — winter garden<br />
and all — we could no longer ignore<br />
this frightful bete noire.<br />
mairin@atlanticfrank.ca<br />
Ousider urged<br />
for deputy<br />
chief probe<br />
BY NEAL OZANO<br />
HALIFAX’S DEPUTY POLICE CHIEF CHRIS MCNEIL, ON<br />
SUSPENSION FOR ALLEGED PERJURY, SHOULD NOT BE<br />
INVESTIGATED BY HIS OWN POLICE FORCE, ACCORDING TO MANY<br />
RANK-AND-FILE COPS — OR ANY OTHER N.S. FORCE.<br />
CBC reported on March 21 that Bridgewater cop boss<br />
Brent Crowhurst conducted the investigation looking into<br />
actions of Integrity Investigations, the private lie-detector<br />
<strong>com</strong>pany owned by police officers Mark Hartlen and<br />
Darrell Gaudet. Hartlen was demoted to staff sergeant in<br />
2008 for his connection to Integrity, while Staff. Sgt. Darrell<br />
still works as a watch <strong>com</strong>mander.<br />
There will be “perceptions of bias” if the probed is conducted<br />
by law enforcement from this province, I’m hearing<br />
from cop foot-soldiers.<br />
It’s true you can’t swing a cat in Nova Scotia <strong>with</strong>out<br />
smacking a McNeil in some sort of police or public official<br />
role. McNeil, as previously reported in these pages, has<br />
some 700 siblings.<br />
neal@atlanticfrank.ca<br />
MAY 24, 2011 FRANK MAGAZINE 19