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Jumpin’ Judy Hare makes<br />

more than the Mayor<br />

BY MAIRIN PRENTISS<br />

THE LAST TIME THE JAUNDICED PAGES OF THE<br />

MEDIA REPORTED THE STACKED-TO-THE-<br />

RAFTERS SALARY OF LIBRARIAN-IN-CHIEF<br />

JUDITH HARE, SHE DISMISSED IT AS “YELLOW<br />

JOURNALISM CRAP.”<br />

Back then in 2003, Judy was raking in<br />

$116,00-per to make sure everyone was<br />

doing their jobs and sorting out books<br />

properly. (By colour, right? — ed.)<br />

An appointment such as that, <strong>com</strong>es <strong>with</strong><br />

stressful moments undoubtedly. For instance,<br />

<strong>with</strong>out library science training one<br />

might never know where to shelve the gruelling<br />

read Ulysses. Is it fiction? Or would<br />

it go under section 365 Penal & Related<br />

Institutions subsection Torture Methods?<br />

It’s shurely <strong>com</strong>mendable work, but I am<br />

gobsmacked to report that Judy pulls in<br />

$146,422.61/per, over $8,000 more than<br />

Halifax Mayor Peter Kelly.<br />

Yes, Judy’s salary has more digits than<br />

some Dewey Decimal classifications. Judy<br />

Library by the numbers<br />

JUDITH HARE, CEO:<br />

$146,422.61<br />

SUSAN McLEAN, public services<br />

director/deputy CEO:<br />

$107,617.15<br />

PAULA SAULNIER, corporate research<br />

& development director:<br />

$107,617.15<br />

BRUCE GORMAN, IT and collection<br />

management director:<br />

$107,617.15<br />

CATHY MADDIGAN, human resources<br />

director: $107,617.15<br />

SHAWN WEST, finance & facilities<br />

director: $95,671.25<br />

earns more in a day than the temperature<br />

at which books begin to burn. Judy has<br />

more dollars in the bank at the end of a<br />

year than her most recent glass box — the<br />

Keshen Goodman Library — has books.<br />

Hoof it! It’s the cops!<br />

BY NEAL OZANO<br />

WELL, THE RUMOURS ARE TRUE: SOMEONE WAS RIDING A HORSE DOWN<br />

THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN MIDDLETON.<br />

Town RCMP confirmed they were called, but say horse and rider<br />

were gone by the time they had galloped down to the scene of the<br />

“crime.”<br />

But is it even a crime? Could the mystery cowboy (or cowgirl) who<br />

was trotting merrily along at 6:25 p.m. on April 19 be charged?<br />

According to one Q.C. lawyer, so long as you follow the rules of the<br />

road, there’s no problem.<br />

“You can ride a horse on a public highway, but you must go in the<br />

same direction as traffic,” he says.<br />

But you can’t leave Trigger unattended.<br />

“You’re not allowed to ride up to the bar and drop the reigns and<br />

walk in there.”<br />

No horses allowed on the sidewalk, either.<br />

And if your horses happen to be pulling a sleigh, they have to have<br />

jingle bells. That’s right there in Section 167 of the Motor Vehicles<br />

Act (yes, we know — horses don’t have motors — ed.).<br />

“There’s a lot of things in the MVA about horses that have been there<br />

for 100 years and just haven’t been taken out, because they still apply,”<br />

he says.<br />

Thank goodness.<br />

neal@atlanticfrank.ca<br />

Judy Hare poses for yellow journalists<br />

(not exactly as illustrated).<br />

Amidst the hoopla of Jude’s impending<br />

$55 million book repository — winter garden<br />

and all — we could no longer ignore<br />

this frightful bete noire.<br />

mairin@atlanticfrank.ca<br />

Ousider urged<br />

for deputy<br />

chief probe<br />

BY NEAL OZANO<br />

HALIFAX’S DEPUTY POLICE CHIEF CHRIS MCNEIL, ON<br />

SUSPENSION FOR ALLEGED PERJURY, SHOULD NOT BE<br />

INVESTIGATED BY HIS OWN POLICE FORCE, ACCORDING TO MANY<br />

RANK-AND-FILE COPS — OR ANY OTHER N.S. FORCE.<br />

CBC reported on March 21 that Bridgewater cop boss<br />

Brent Crowhurst conducted the investigation looking into<br />

actions of Integrity Investigations, the private lie-detector<br />

<strong>com</strong>pany owned by police officers Mark Hartlen and<br />

Darrell Gaudet. Hartlen was demoted to staff sergeant in<br />

2008 for his connection to Integrity, while Staff. Sgt. Darrell<br />

still works as a watch <strong>com</strong>mander.<br />

There will be “perceptions of bias” if the probed is conducted<br />

by law enforcement from this province, I’m hearing<br />

from cop foot-soldiers.<br />

It’s true you can’t swing a cat in Nova Scotia <strong>with</strong>out<br />

smacking a McNeil in some sort of police or public official<br />

role. McNeil, as previously reported in these pages, has<br />

some 700 siblings.<br />

neal@atlanticfrank.ca<br />

MAY 24, 2011 FRANK MAGAZINE 19

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