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OH NO! WITHOUT OUR PRECIOUS X-WOMEN
HOCKEY LINEUP WE’LL NEVER WIN ANOTHER CIS
CHAMPIONSHIP SILVER MEDAL AGAIN! EVEN BILL
CLINTON CAN’T SAVE US FROM THIS DISASTER!
THERE! NOW THAT THE X
HAS LANDED HARM-
LESSLY ON SOME KIDDIE-
PORN BISHOP THAT NO-
BODY’S EVER HEARD OF,
EVERYONE’S SAFE ONCE
AGAIN - THANKS TO THE
LIMITLESS LEADERSHIP
ABILITIES CONFERRED
BY A ST FX EDUCATION!
QUAECUMQUE... SUNT... VERA!
SLIPPING THE LEGENDARY RING
ONTO HIS FINGER AND UTTERING
THE MAGICAL PHRASE,
ORDINARY FRANK IS INSTANTLY
TRANSFORMED INTO...
AND NOW I THINK IT’S
TIME I GO TAKE MY
PROPER SPOT IN FRONT
OF THE CAMERAS!
DON’T WORRY DR
RILEY! I HAVE
SOMETHING EVEN
BILL DOESN’T
POSSESS...
HOORAY!!!
...MY ST FRANCIS XAVIER X-RING!!!
THE INCREDIBLE POWER OF MY ST FX DEGREE WILL ENABLE ME
TO CREATE A STABLE ECONOMIC INFRASTRUCTURE CAPABLE OF
WITHSTANDING ANY
PLUNGING INDICATORS...
WHILE CALMING HILLARY BY TURNING THAT FEMALE
STUDENT INTO NOTED ST FX ALUMNA AND FORMER
HOME DEPOT PRESIDENT ANNETTE VERSCHUREN!
YES! HOORAY FOR BILL CLINTON! DID YOU SEE THE COOL WAY HE BIT
HIS LIP DURING THAT CRISIS TO SHOW HOW WORRIED HE WAS FOR US?
OMIGOD
I LOVE
HIM!
WELL NOW KAYLA HOUNSELL, OL’ BILLY’S GOTTA GO DO
HISSELF A LI’L HIGH-STICKING IN THE CREASE - BUT AFTER
THAT MAYBE I CAN GIVE Y’ALL A ONE-ON-ONE EXCLUSIVE!
HEY BILL! HEY
BILL! IF YOU NEED
A PLACE TO TAKE
‘EM YOU CAN USE
MY CENTRE! IT’S
OKAY! I DON’T
MIND! HUH BILL?
HUH? HUH? BILL?
FRANK MAGAZINE MAY 24, 2011 35