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Anon: Balliol Rhymes
BALLIOL RHYMES
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First come I, my name is Jowett,
There's no knowledge but I know it.
I am Master of this College,
What I don't know isn't knowledge.
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My name is George Nathaniel Curzon,
I am a most superior person.
My hair is soft, my face is sleek,
I dine at Blenheim twice a week.
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I am the Dean of Christ Church, sir,
This is my wife—look well at her.
She is the Broad: I am the High:
We are the University.
THE RAIN
ANON
The rain it raineth every day,
Upon the just and unjust fellow,
But more upon the just, because
The unjust hath the just's umbrella.
ANON
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