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Umericks: Intellectual
RELATIVITY
There was a young lady named Bright,
Who travelled much faster than light,
She started one day
In the relative way,
And returned on the previous night.
WON
MENDELIAN THEORY
There was a young woman ealled Starkie,
Who had an affair with a darky.
The result of her sins
Was quadruplets, not twins-
One black, and one white, and two khaki.
MIND AND MATTER
There was a faith-healer of Deal,
Who said, 'Although pain isn't real.
If I sit on a pin
And it punctures my skin,
I dislike what I fancy I fecL.'
ULTIMATE REALITY
A N O N
AXON
There was an old man in a trunk,
Who inquired of his wife, 'Am I drunk ?'
She replied with regret,
'I'm afraid so, my pet.'
And he answered, 'It's just as I thunk.'
UGDEN NASll
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