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Bentley: Clerihews<br />

BIOGRAPHY FOR BEGINNERS<br />

SIR CHRISTOPHER WREN<br />

Sir Christopher Wren<br />

Said, 'I am going to dine with some men.<br />

If anybody calls<br />

Say I am designing St Paul's.'<br />

GEORGE III<br />

George the Third<br />

Ought never to have occurred.<br />

One can only wonder<br />

At so grotesque a blunder.<br />

ADAM SMITH<br />

Adam Smith<br />

Was disowned by all his kith,<br />

But he was backed through thick and thin<br />

By all his kin.<br />

SIR HUMPHRY DAVY<br />

Sir Humphry Davy<br />

Abominated gravy.<br />

He lived in the odium<br />

Of having discovered Sodium.<br />

J. S. MILL<br />

John Stuart Mill,<br />

By a mighty effort of will,<br />

Overcame his natural bonhomie<br />

And wrote 'Principles of Political Economy'.<br />

E. C. BENTLEY<br />

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